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Woman Logic

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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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Piste.Off
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Word by word text conversation I had with a girl.
She texts me first at 11:30 on a thursday night.

Her: Hey what's up?

Me:Nothing, just finishing homework you?

Her: Well I wanted to go out but all my friends bailed on me :(

Me: Oh that sucks, do you want to hang out?

Her: Ya but my roommate's already asleep lol :(

Me: You can come over here. (its a 5 minute walk)

Her: I would but its too cold and I just want to sleep! lol

Me: Well then goodnight I guess.

Her: Goodnight!!

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May 14 2012 5:40AM
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84891jnf92048
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hmm, you probably shouldn't have said good night. that's like putting her to bed.
May 14 2012 7:00AM
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Relish_man
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Haha strangely similar to my story:

Rad chick, kiss. Couple days later her ex comes back to her begging for her telling her he loves her etc. She tells me she needs time to sort things out. I say fine. Next week we're back together making out and shit, I suppose that means she chose me. We fuck, possibly another sign she chose me. Then the next day she says it all went by way too fast and we need to slow down (she literally jumped on me saying she wanted to fuck when we had sex, I in no way instigated, although I did not refuse for a second...). So I'm confused I guess but I try to make it work out, we chill again and everything is fine. Next day she tells me we can't see each other anymore. A week later she's back with her ex. Fuck bitches.
May 14 2012 8:50AM
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pastysmasher
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i dont know if anyone had posted this yet but its hilarious!
May 14 2012 9:34AM
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k-fred
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get money.
May 14 2012 10:07AM
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Toasty.
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this is correct. she said we could have the sexy time. the when i would ask her if i could come over she says my bf is over... then he yells at her abduction then says she wants to break up. then gps back to him. so basically i she's a beezy.
May 14 2012 1:47PM
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theBearJew
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that was great. I have read those texts before but that guys narration and the pictures. Gold.
May 14 2012 2:05PM
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Jane6
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May 14 2012 4:47PM
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bustinthejus
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Well this thread just went from "woman logic" to "women reject me"... Shit guys, it sucks for sure, and I've been in many of the situations you guys have posted... you feel shitty about it, but in the end, you learn from your mistakes, and play your cards better the next time around. See, with girls, you gotta treat them a certain way to get results. Most girls also operate the same way, so learn from your mistakes and react differently next time! Stupid as fuck, but it is what it is...
May 14 2012 5:18PM
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Bill.Nye
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May 14 2012 5:21PM
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bustinthejus
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Don't know how you got that out of my post, but no, I was never particularly whipped... yeah I was pretty brutal with women for the longest time, which is why I can relate to these guys, but whipped? Nope.
May 14 2012 5:23PM
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midwestpowhunter
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sounds like a women logic test

see if guy likes me by banging another dude...if jealous he likes me...if he doesnt care he thinks im ugly....

seems logical to me when i put my vagina hat on for a sec, dont tell her you like her but tell her you are going on a date with her best friend
May 14 2012 5:31PM
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NPF
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA gold.
May 14 2012 5:39PM
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lorax
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damn man, same shit happened to me.
May 14 2012 6:27PM
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Relish_man
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NEWSFLASH:
Women are nuts. Time to get used to it or become gay.
May 15 2012 12:09AM
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pbandj
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i'm seriously starting to get sick of all you guys bitch and moan about the friendzone.
May 15 2012 4:27AM
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PacificRimJob
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Yup. Mother fuck that sheit.
May 15 2012 4:36AM
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Isabelle
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That just means she doesn't like you enough, or she is not in 'love' with you.
cause when a girl is she will go head over heels, and way to fast and everything,
if a girl is in a position to have you when she wants and not have you when she wants means she is just fucking around, she might not even do it on purpose and might actually like you but it's not enough and then when she feels lonely she will look you up for some attention, but wants to keep her options for if she meets someone else.
May 15 2012 6:08AM
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PacificRimJob
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Holy shit... who the fuck gets that pissed off that THAT'S their response?
May 15 2012 7:17AM
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razors-chaz
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Its not real. Its clipped from the film god bless america. Its part of the shit american trashy tv which sets the main character off.
May 15 2012 7:30AM
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shintastic48
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Is she the sexy kind of Latino accent. Or the not so sexy Latino accent?
May 15 2012 10:38AM
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theBearJew
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The last 2 pages have been just rejects that = friendzone.
May 15 2012 10:49AM
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2_fadez
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May 15 2012 4:20PM
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Bill.Nye
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That's not woman logic, that's man being a dumbass.
May 15 2012 4:26PM
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remove
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no that was a joke not a dick. try not to take it so hard
May 15 2012 4:37PM
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Bill.Nye
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I don't get the joke, unless he's trying to troll women on 4chan, but there are none so...
May 15 2012 4:39PM
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Raptor.
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it's irony. The reader is led to believe that the wife's legs aren't attractive, when in reality they don't work. Then the husband plays it off like it's nothing
May 15 2012 5:02PM
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Bill.Nye
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Oh shit I didn't even notice the wheelchair part. I went full retard.
May 15 2012 5:05PM
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EC-Skier
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john, you never go full retard
May 15 2012 5:40PM
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2_fadez
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Its a play on woman logic.
I was making the joke of 'how could a woman get mad a man for that?' when it's funny because she has no legs in the first place.
May 15 2012 8:07PM
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Bill.Nye
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I already said I missed the part about the wheelchair.
May 15 2012 8:12PM
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2_fadez
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and I missed the part when you said you missed the part about the wheelchair
May 15 2012 8:18PM
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Bill.Nye
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May 15 2012 8:30PM
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Downtofilm
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May 16 2012 1:04AM
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I_Am_Mod
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not exactly woman logic but it did get me pretty good!
+1 to you sir!
May 16 2012 7:41AM
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EC-Skier
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lol true
May 16 2012 9:53AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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May 16 2012 6:50PM
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Campeador
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My wall is covered with girls posting every single one of these fucking animated pictures that they think applies to them and their friends

http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/

^ I fucking hate that website. It's not clever or cute, you just look pathetic.




May 16 2012 8:04PM
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2_fadez
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fucking women.
smh….
May 16 2012 8:11PM
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Campeador
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May 16 2012 8:11PM
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geteducated
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sweet baby jesus
May 16 2012 10:30PM
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EC-Skier
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can has?
May 16 2012 10:37PM
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Bill.Nye
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"If you're hot and you're a dick it's a turn off"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

If only that were true.
May 17 2012 2:21AM
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papermache
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a few weeks ago my girlfriend was pissed over the reason of: 'not hanging out enough during they day.' obviously this is hard to accommodate seeing as every man or woman on earth either works or goes to school during the day. when i told her that, she didn't take a liking to it much and dumped me a couple days later at which point shes refused to speak to me for longer than 5 minutes, claiming to be much happier now that were through.

moral of story: girl wants more of my time. breaks up so she can have less of my time. fucking woman logic.
May 17 2012 4:30AM
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Jane6
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speaking of Cosmo giving advice..

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May 17 2012 6:49AM
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HARVERSACE
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ahahahahahaha
May 17 2012 6:57AM
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Gmart
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I lost, +k
May 17 2012 7:53AM
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geteducated
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glazed felt okay, but i highly recommend the chocolate sprinkle donut.
May 17 2012 8:21AM
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seward
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lol.

its all fun till glazing goes in your pee hole.

jesus though. if you need to put your cack in a donut to get off, you and your lady friend are doing it wrong.
May 17 2012 8:48AM
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stizzle
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So who's down for a game of ring toss?

May 17 2012 9:01AM
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