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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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razors-chaz
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since i have been with my gf i have been hearing about the fountain of woman logic that is her 3 other flatmates, the latest being her fairly hot blonde flatmate's plan to get with a guy. so her plan to get with this person she liked who currently has a gf is to sleep with his best friend/flatmate to make him jealous so that he then wants her. when le gf was telling me this at first i was all Click for larger image
and then i got all kanye and was like "imma' let you finish but.. wtf? if this guy is with someone, he is probably happy about it or he wouldnt be with them. so he isnt going to care or get jealous that his best friend is getting laid and its most likely hes going to happy for him, so what she is doing isnt making him jealous its just her sleeping with another guy". le gf was then just like "yeah i suppose, well thats like that woman logic you were talking about". Im so glad le gf has some regular logic, after 2 years of a physics degree and 3/4 of the way through a course on logic you would expect her to have learnt something.
Feb 29 2012 4:39AM
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DIX~
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^ Any guy who sleeps with a chick his best friend has slept with needs to learn a couple things about life
Feb 29 2012 12:05PM
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shane.t
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At 10:10 last night, my mom "go to bed" At 10:30 still on NSG "Will you do your dogs food?" says my mom Do my dogs food and she says " why arent you in bed i told you to go to bed 20 minutes ago" Me "wtf?!?"
Feb 29 2012 12:54PM
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bustinthejus
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Alright, now try again without going full retard.
Feb 29 2012 3:16PM
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Joebin
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Saw this today, I was mildly outraged...
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Feb 29 2012 6:24PM
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pbandj
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that's something an ugly bitch would say.
Feb 29 2012 7:03PM
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DsMoK3
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i think i can translate this

At 10:10 last night my mom told me to go to bed.
At 10:30 last night i was still on NSG when my mom asked me to get my dog some food
After I get my dog some food my mom says "why arent you in bed i told you to go to bed 20 minutes ago"

WTF
Feb 29 2012 7:07PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Hhahaha.
Feb 29 2012 7:14PM
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k-fred
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a bitch? i'd say more like a dude lol look at those fugly heart(only a dude can make heart that ugly)
Feb 29 2012 7:26PM
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skituner
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Feb 29 2012 8:14PM
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theBearJew
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truth.
Feb 29 2012 8:22PM
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FBGM
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Right...ugly girls get friend-zoned because they're ugly, ugly guys probably get friend-zoned because they're ugly....

It's not different for girls because they're girls. You guys do the same thing.
Feb 29 2012 8:24PM
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theBearJew
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Wrong. I dont think that I am ugly, nor do I think I am the most attractive guy out there. However throughout HS and some of college I was friendzoned for years because I was nice to the girls and listened to them. It was not untill in college I started acting like an asshole that I got the attention of more girls.

BTW in the end it doesnt pay off. You never know who will turn into something special. So dont be an asshole.

Bottom line, guys are friendzoned more than girls. MEN answer this, of your current friends that are girls, how many of them have you tried or would like to try hooking up with. My guess is atleast 90%. It is because of that no girl HAS to be in the friendzone, they choose to be there by being a pussy and not willing to make a move.
Feb 29 2012 8:39PM
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FBGM
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I'm not being an asshole, chill. And you just said it right there. Guys want to hook up with 90% of their female friends. Girls aren't interested in hooking up with everybody they're friends with for the most part. I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying a lot of the time girls friend-zone guys for the same reason guys friend-zone girls.
Feb 29 2012 8:43PM
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Poikenz
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Cool, because he didn't call you an asshole. Now we can all be chill together.
Feb 29 2012 8:49PM
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theBearJew
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I wasnt trying to be angry or anything, sorry if i came off that way. But from my experiences with friends, usually the girl isnt a friend first. or the desire isnt to be friends first. As shallow as this is most guys try to befriend a girl so they can hook up, then if they fail, friends happen lol. Or they get frienzoned.
Feb 29 2012 8:50PM
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FBGM
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Oh sorry, I thought that asshole comment was directed at my haha. Yeah I mean I'm not saying I disagree with you, I'm just saying there are two sides to every story. Everybody has been and has friend-zoned somebody for some reason before.
Feb 29 2012 8:54PM
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theBearJew
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And we all remember it. because this happens usually to guys

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Feb 29 2012 8:57PM
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skituner
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True but the reason i think the friend zone is thought about a lot more by men is because the women who friend zone them are usually hooking up with assholes while they complain to said "friend" about how they can't find a nice guy. thats the shit that pisses us off
Feb 29 2012 9:07PM
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bustinthejus
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Truth. The most accurate analogy ever regarding the friendzone:

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
Feb 29 2012 9:10PM
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FBGM
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I mean I completely understand that. I guess you can't really force feelings if you don't have them, which is why the friend-zoning occurs. I can see why it would be frustrating. It happens to girls too, believe it or not. I just thought the comment about girls getting friend-zoned being something an ugly girl would say was funny cause y'all are so caught up with girls friend-zoning guys. Again, not arguing. Just having a conversation.
Feb 29 2012 9:10PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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I am so sick of hearing about the friendzone. women dont look only for a guy who will listen to their shit, they still need to be, you know, attracted to you in some way. be a cool, good guy, not a quote, unquote "nice guy" and she'll sleep with you for way longer than she'll sleep with a cool asshole.
Feb 29 2012 9:12PM
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Dhane
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if it makes you feel better i have friend zoned a girl. we are still good friends, we have hooked up, but she wanted more and i was stupid to think i could do better. it does happen. its rare, i wont do it again, and most guys will never do it, but shit happens
Feb 29 2012 9:42PM
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FBGM
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Haha I mean I don't feel bad in the first place but I'm sorry to hear that.
Feb 29 2012 9:53PM
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Dhane
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haha, im not sorry either. idk why i wrote it like that. its all good
Feb 29 2012 9:58PM
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*TURBONERD*
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oh my fucking god that fucked up my life real bad for a bit. shit's real.
Feb 29 2012 10:02PM
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Dude for real, happened with a 10 (I kid you not, chick was a dime), worked on her for literally months, accepted it wasnt gonna happen, moved on, friends, then BAM, happened, then broke my heart.

I swear haven't been the same since. Over it, but still don't trust women the way I used to...
Feb 29 2012 10:24PM
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Rhys.Peice
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now i finally understand how that meme related to the "FRIEND-ZONE"
thank you +k

Feb 29 2012 10:28PM
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Powderhauser
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yes
Feb 29 2012 11:27PM
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Mtougas
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I do not doubt that it happens to girls but it isn't even comparable how many times it happens to guys. It's on a whole other level.
Mar 1 2012 2:43AM
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Wompuscat
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"Im sorry, I just dont want a relationship right now. But you are by far the best guy I have ever met and you could get any girl you wanted."

Okay, thats bullshit. A. You like another guy, dont fuck around Im not stupid. Guys have brains. B. Are you fucking kidding me? Thats the most dumbass fucking statment you could make because the girl I wanted was you, so obviously not. Fucking women...
Mar 1 2012 2:46AM
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NPF
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took a long time but i went through the whole thread.
favorite thread on NS. was laughing every page
Mar 1 2012 4:48AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Shit sucks. I don't think I ever did really trust females.
I don't really think I am over it, thankfully she doesn't live close, shit happened as I was making a move on another girl. Stayed with the other, don't regret that one bit, but I do regret what didn't happen. So damn frustrating.
Mar 1 2012 9:47AM
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based
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I get really excited when this thread gets bumped again, and then proceed to read the entire thing
Mar 1 2012 9:54AM
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skithesprings
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not really woman logic, but I thought it was funny as hell

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Mar 1 2012 9:59AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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have you ever broken up with someone? it's fucking hard. maybe the "by far the best guy i ever met" was a little overboard, but i've never been able to just say to a girl "look, i just don't want to go out with you." i have to spew bullshit about how i don't want a relationship, need to be single, etc. people always assume there's someone else, but usually it's just "i don't want to go out with you"

this thread = whiny dudes bitching about their problems with women

but the bench comic was fucking gold.
Mar 1 2012 10:36AM
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neutralzombie
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winner winner chicken dinner
Mar 1 2012 10:37AM
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Pussy_Sauce
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I've had this happen.


I aint being a pussy and complaining though! Bitch had nice tits/ass/vagina so it all worked out.
Mar 1 2012 10:57AM
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stizzle
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Mar 1 2012 11:15AM
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Wompuscat
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Yeah I know its difficult. I know you have to lace it with a little bullshit to soften the blow. But when it's a load of steaming horse crap served on a golden platter like that statement, I dont appreciate it. It's like the woman thinks Im some form of 2 bit moron that actually believes it. Lace it with a little crap, but dont flood it with it.... I said it was woman logic mainly for the directly contradictory statement of "you can get any girl you want." when most clearly I cannot. So it is just a ridiculous statement.
Mar 1 2012 1:39PM
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Caspaaa
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WOMAN LOGIC.

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Mar 1 2012 2:15PM
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Caspaaa
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my bad, forgot these....

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Mar 1 2012 2:17PM
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EC-Skier
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LOLLOLLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLLOLLOL
Mar 1 2012 4:06PM
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Smuffy
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what is this... i dont even. holy shit this bitch is crazy. hot, but crazy
Mar 1 2012 4:44PM
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theBearJew
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but shes a "Victoria's Secret Model"

Do you know her personally?
Mar 1 2012 4:49PM
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Heart
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haha yep i would.

with that said, does anyone else find misuse of youre and your really annoying?
Mar 1 2012 4:49PM
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EC-Skier
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yes
Mar 1 2012 4:54PM
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Mike-O
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your just being a grammer nazi, c'mon now :))
Mar 1 2012 4:56PM
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Caspaaa
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to answer the questions

yes, she is fucking hot, and yes i would but she's one of those "in and out of a relationship every 2 weeks" girls and its so damn annoying haha

yes, she's done modeling before, and she is on track to be a victorias secret model (she's 17, victorias secret has made a deal with her but she can't start shooting with them until 18)

side note but my girlfriend was asked to model for victorias secret as well, she said she was 17 and they told her to come back next year and they would have a deal ready for her.. /claim


yes, confusing your and you're really fucking pisses me off and this bitch does it alllllll the time. there/their/they're is even worse yet less common.
Mar 1 2012 4:56PM
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Caspaaa
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dub post hell yeah


but yup i do know her personally, met her on vacation in florida though so i don't see her often
Mar 1 2012 4:58PM
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