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Woman Logic

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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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TheStamos
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Summary of situation

     Girl - sure i'll go on vacation with you since your payin to ski jackson hole for 2 days. But fuck if im going to tell you that right after i left you a couple weeks ago i started fucking your friend.

    Boy- 1 week later- Is there something you need to tell me?

    Girl- No

    Boy - well i know something went down

    Girl- Blah Blah Blah Lies. You shouldnt have looked at my phone so its YOUR FAULT.

    Boy- You gave me your phone for the day you Fucking stupid whore.

    Girl- gives away skis on the internet

    Boy - Fucks one of her close friends 3 months later and feels much better now  ;)

Feb 15 2012 9:37PM
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FBGM
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She gave away your skis?
Feb 15 2012 10:36PM
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Wompuscat
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There is only one way to handle a situation like this. Kill her.
Feb 15 2012 11:24PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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I would go straight fucking berserk if someone did this to me.
Feb 15 2012 11:30PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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whole thing is straight fucked from her end, good on ya for the friend-boning, but you don't go through someone else's phone.
Feb 15 2012 11:45PM
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TheStamos
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I told her i didnt want them since they were gifts from her, so she took that as "ill give them away on NS so he can watch". I had my redemption 3 months later, and she'll never know the details.
Feb 15 2012 11:46PM
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TheStamos
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True, but i was suspicious and protecting myself and found out the truth.
Feb 15 2012 11:48PM
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gravel
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Don't agree. If a relationship is about trust, why should phones be off-limits? I feel like he had a right to it.
Feb 16 2012 12:47AM
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pbandj
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phones are always off limits. ALWAYS.

things can be misconstrued SOOO easily out of context, and just lead to problems... whenever i got a hunny around cell phone goes on instant lock.
Feb 16 2012 1:46AM
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feihlination
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i agree. IF you find something, youre definitely not the one who did anything wrong.

i wouldnt do it personally though.
Feb 16 2012 6:21AM
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geteducated
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ya i left my phone in the car of this girl. so the day after she tells me straight up 'who is cynthia?' then hands me back my phone and acts like i'm not even supposed to be pissed that she looked through all my text messages. this wasn't even my girlfriend that looked through the messages. just some dumb broad i worked with at this resort hotel who wanted to know more about me.
Feb 16 2012 6:49AM
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timmi
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Girls are like underwear. They touch your good stuff, but can be really restricting.

Feb 16 2012 7:05AM
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Mike-O
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If there's a very, very good reason to think something is going on behind your back and you've even brought it up but still suspect and need some kind of validation...

I see no harm in it. Of course the one who gets caught might throw a fit about "trust" and "privacy", but then it's already out there.
Feb 16 2012 7:11AM
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geteducated
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Feb 16 2012 7:49AM
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Smuffy
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zing!
Feb 16 2012 8:23AM
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dylonspits
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this is exactly how girls act hahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gspaoaecNAg&feature=relmfu
Feb 16 2012 11:18PM
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ThaLetterM.
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hahaha yo BcL I am dying laughing right now I know that girl Jenn..too epic
Feb 17 2012 1:28AM
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act.resist
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So I can't screen shot because I'm on mobile. Also I can't copypasta but this was along the lines of a status: so I bought a box of tampons, on the side there was a Q and A section. The first question was "am I still a virgin if I use a tampon?" answer: "yes using a tampon has nothing I do with sexual intercourse" my answer was "the fuck ask that question???"
Feb 17 2012 1:33AM
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pbandj
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it's actually a really common question... some (stupid) people think virginity is something physical, when really it's just a phrase used to describe someone's state.
Feb 17 2012 1:48AM
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Jane6
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how have I not seen this one before????? Hahahha
Feb 17 2012 5:21AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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Ha sailing team... That explains it
Feb 17 2012 10:17AM
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scottishskier
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apologies if a repost
Feb 17 2012 12:59PM
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EC-Skier
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can not read:(
Feb 17 2012 2:22PM
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blackmamba.
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here ya go


Feb 17 2012 2:47PM
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J.Quest
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Hahah That is amazing
Feb 17 2012 4:30PM
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CalebT
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Not woman logic, but still funny and a girl is included so yeah..
Here it is,
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Feb 17 2012 4:43PM
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annex_
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i laughed so hard
Feb 17 2012 5:37PM
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theline
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moderately infuriated....
Feb 17 2012 5:43PM
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Jane6
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this is the most awkward thing I've seen in my entire life. I hope its not real.

http://imgur.com/a/r5kEb


Feb 17 2012 7:45PM
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Aidan-G
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She has some issues
Feb 17 2012 7:52PM
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PJS.
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herro redditor
Feb 17 2012 7:52PM
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Parks.
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That bitch is crazy
Feb 17 2012 8:46PM
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BmoChop
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A girl on facebook just posted this:

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classic friendzone maneuver.
Feb 17 2012 9:23PM
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Bumblesteeze
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^ Haha this made me laugh out loud..
So typical.
Feb 17 2012 11:11PM
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C-Burg
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Just because we are alcoholics, that doesn't make us un-dateable
Feb 18 2012 1:29AM
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pbandj
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if anything, it makes us more dateable, simply because we can balance woman logic with drunken stupors.
Feb 18 2012 4:30AM
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feihlination
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also fat chicks would disagree with that meme and actually use the opposite sentence
Feb 18 2012 6:35AM
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*TURBONERD*
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absolutely brutal
Feb 18 2012 6:59AM
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theBearJew
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I hope he peed on the frog.
Feb 18 2012 4:45PM
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TheBist
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My friend said this to me on my birthday:

"Chris you are an amazing friend and I am so glad you are in my life. Happy 13th Lamb Chop :)"

thanks for leaving me in the friendzone...
Feb 18 2012 5:48PM
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TheBist
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That was two years ago when I thought that she loved me more than a friend for saying that. Now I realize she fucked me over.
Feb 18 2012 5:57PM
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bustinthejus
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You're 13... who gives a shit. Girls don't even know what they want and all you want is to stare at their un-developed boobs. You got tons of time to find a dope girl... ditch this one and go find another.
Feb 18 2012 5:57PM
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wolf.
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Feb 18 2012 8:04PM
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J.M
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yet another lost
Feb 18 2012 8:09PM
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Woodhouse
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I just found this thread today. Math homework will never get done.
Feb 18 2012 8:16PM
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Wall_Nut
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What bothers me about this, is that a man in this kind of situation puts up with it. At this point, I would leave, and maybe if enough men knew how to walk away from crazy, crazy would learn to grow up.


Feb 18 2012 9:13PM
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Ehh...
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hope its not a repost

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Feb 18 2012 11:30PM
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TheBist
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I did say that was two years ago...

And in highschool their are tons of better girls
Feb 19 2012 10:21AM
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iSmokeweed
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the best part about these highschool girls is that i get older, and they stay the same age. he he yeah.
Feb 19 2012 1:47PM
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Mules
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My dad just bought my sister a car (volvo s80) he spent 7,800 on it for her first car.
her first response when she first saw the picture of it before she got it was. "ew it's black"
STUPID BITCH YOU SHOULD BE JUMPING FOR JOY THAT YOU GOT A CAR
Feb 19 2012 2:03PM
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