Woman Logic

Tonic

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Feb 10 2012 3:00PM

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k-fred

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wow.... lol blonde girl is blonde

Feb 10 2012 7:14PM

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Ha wow that peeing on got me. to true

Feb 10 2012 9:44PM

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jon@wh2o

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a great invention.. and the first comment is relevant to this thread, if some-one could post it

thttp://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2TFqjo/www.wastedcollege.com/how-to-tell-your-gf-youre-not-at-the-bar/

Feb 10 2012 10:03PM

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Benj.

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oh shit just found out this thread and its amazing.

Feb 10 2012 10:19PM

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Feb 10 2012 10:56PM

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j.saaaarela

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this thread delivers...

Feb 11 2012 1:39AM

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Feb 11 2012 1:48AM

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Black.Bird

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^^HAHAHA genius.

Feb 11 2012 1:51AM

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PON3

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28 pages and still going strong!!!!!

Has to be my most favorite thread on NS.

Feb 11 2012 4:21PM

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lol my sister got back from her friends house (i was home) walks inside and asked me if i could go out to the car to get her hoodie because she forgot it. she was still wearing her winter jacket and emu boots

facepalm.jpg level 2 -> headtable.gif

Feb 11 2012 6:38PM

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hot.pocket

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winning

Feb 11 2012 7:07PM

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las.

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^^^^^reminds me of this

Feb 11 2012 7:12PM

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after his girlfriend breaking up with him my friend got "banned" from getting with any girl on the soccer team, i asked a girl on the team why he was banned and she told me it was because his ex still liked him so she didnt want any other girl to get with him even though she did the breaking up.......woman logic

Feb 11 2012 7:34PM

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Gf: Why did you lock the bathroom door?
Me: For privacy?
Gf: Are you afraid I'm going to come in there?
Me: No, just a privacy thing
Gf: Yeah right, you don't trust me
Me: How did you know the door was locked?

...

Feb 11 2012 7:40PM

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Midwestoverdose

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haha the shoes one is so true.

Feb 11 2012 8:59PM

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Mr.BOYD

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I want to make a book about this thread and make millions

Feb 11 2012 9:27PM

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Hamster.

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Who else wants this bitch.

Feb 11 2012 11:28PM

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Last weekend a friend who I haven't seen in a while came by for a few days. As we're talking I ask her about the book I gave her to read (Game Of Thrones) and she says she hasn't been reading it because she was angry that I hadn't been messaging her enough these passed two weeks. I was like wtf that shouldn't have any impact on whether you read the book or not, you obviously just don't like it, give it back then. Then she friggen gets upset saying she actually really likes it but was just that angry at me. At this point I was like lol hwat, we're not even dating chill and she gets into how she's dead set on keeping the book and reading it, but only if i keep messaging her anddddd I was lost...didn't ever get that fucking book back. Straight woman logic.

Feb 12 2012 12:33AM

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geteducated

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sounds like she was attempting to employ a strategy that she read in some dumb broad magazine.

Feb 12 2012 12:30PM

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Girl's status on Facebook: "What the hell?! Fire emergency in the hotel? Outside we go:("

Classic "oh shit, something bad has happened! I should let Facebook know instead of dealing with the problem at hand first!" moment.

Feb 12 2012 1:04PM

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salomon097

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Women Logic: This just happened to me

Girlfriend of 2 years

"I think we need to take a break"

me-"so were breaking up?"

her "I dont know what i want! just please dont love me any less!"

Feb 12 2012 1:07PM

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This is a text I got from a girl

"I'm being crazy on purpose, to see if being crazy is better than being not crazy. I'm going to go with crazy."

WOMEN LOGIC

Feb 12 2012 1:16PM

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After me and my ex fucked last night, she said she could no longer be friends with benefits. this is what she said

Her: " I don't think I can do this any more"

me: "Why?"

Her: "Because I like you too much"

Me: "Okay, well I,m okay with that, its your decision."

Her later on: "I cant stop kissing you, you are so cute and Im just addicted to you"

Me: "I thought you didn't want to be friends with benefits any more?"

Her: "I just said that to see what you would do/say, I cant keep my hands off of you"

Feb 12 2012 2:33PM

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dude... i say bail on that.

Feb 12 2012 3:27PM

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Feb 12 2012 3:39PM

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Feb 12 2012 4:33PM

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Feb 12 2012 6:42PM

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Jane6

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:(

Feb 12 2012 6:50PM

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Feb 13 2012 1:21AM

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Feb 14 2012 12:23PM

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Wompuscat

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This thread should probably gain another couple pages after Valentines....

Feb 14 2012 12:40PM

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He bags end of story

Feb 14 2012 4:21PM

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Happy Friend Zone Day NS!!

Feb 14 2012 9:57PM

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Hamster.

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Might be a repost, but I dont think it is.

Feb 14 2012 10:20PM

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No doubt.

The girl I'm dating had to work the start of an event tonight so a few weeks back she asked if would accompany her as she gets the 2nd half off.

Get the email from her and it mentions tickets - so I ask her via email 'Do I need to buy tickets?' She freaks out because I didn't assume I was her +1 date (or remember being told that) and then proceeds to give me attitude next time we hang while letting me know I'm uninvited. Rest of the night she tries to make me feel bad and is stand offish...didn't budget or buy into that.

Jokes on you bitch - I never wanted to go anyways and now I'm going to do that much less for you on Valentine's Day. I hope you're on your period so I can get you to give me a blowjob.

Feb 14 2012 10:41PM

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Ski_Alot

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lol, women... all i need is a strong left hand

Feb 14 2012 10:59PM

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Smuffy

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FUCK.THAT.BITCH!

Feb 15 2012 8:06AM

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BrewskiJr

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So....angry....

Feb 15 2012 10:15AM

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SwaggerJester5

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This thread is priceless!

Feb 15 2012 10:35AM

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haahhahh

Feb 15 2012 3:37PM

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J.M

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le me: see's girl's tweet "hate looking at phone all day, when all i have to look at is the time, I wish i had someone to text" (recently got out of a relationship)

Text her asking if she's ok and can talk to me.

le her: "yeah, i'm ok."