Woman Logic

Smuffy

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"when a men are married to womn who screams like you, they just want to die sooner!"

fucking owned

Feb 3 2012 7:16AM

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Trojan~Man

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no or you could just not say anything at all....

Feb 3 2012 7:18AM

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Amadeus.

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i just watched like every mark rudov video on youtube. He is sometimes a total ass, but its hilarious to watch him.

Feb 3 2012 7:41AM

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Dr_Gonzo

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I love the part when she says she's to fat to wear jeans

Feb 3 2012 8:27AM

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Flying~Squirrel

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a girl spent the night in my dorm room to have wicked shitty sex and in the morning she takes my favorite flannel without telling me because it was cold out. i didnt even know her name or where she lived but i hunted that bitch down and got my shirt back. nobody walks with my red flannel. nobody.

Feb 3 2012 8:38AM

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Jane6

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haha that whole video is awesome, I really hope its not fake

Feb 3 2012 9:17AM

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SpaghettiWizard

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Relevant- some girls twitter bio is "i like boiiiizzzzz" yet constantly tweets about hating sluts and things of that nature

Feb 3 2012 10:00AM

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BenWest

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I've actually heard some of this theory before about it never having rained before the flood, and the lowering of oxygen levels might follow as some sort of natural progression to that theory (I do not believe this theory, I'm just saying I've heard it before), but then I was sucker punched by the rest of her theory... dear heavens, breathing so fast it starts a fire???? LOL

Feb 3 2012 10:28AM

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Mike-O

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"Jesus Christ, Billy, it's... it's a fucking DRAGON!

....my bad, B, it was just a velociraptor breathing too fast.

They're so silly lol"

Feb 3 2012 10:31AM

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Guard_Puma

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Quality quote reply.

That video is....I don't even...

Feb 3 2012 12:29PM

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yuck

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i ski at mount st louis too, and I will personally track this kid down, tuck him inside my "hobo jacket" ski down the hill with him and toss him into the back of his moms volvo and tell him to go the fuck back to toronto and not be a little prick.

Feb 3 2012 2:23PM

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yuck

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Also if any of you have seen Fubar 2, terry's girlfriend Trish displays some of the most astoundingly accurate woman logic when they fight. no videos of it, but its amazing.

Feb 3 2012 2:32PM

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TheBlueMtSkier

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Yah, this is weird. If a chick is ugly, she deserves to know. Don't put false ideas in her head. You ever see fat chicks wear short shorts? That is a product of doing this.

Feb 3 2012 4:38PM

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Powderhauser

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lol i found her on facebook im pretty sure its a girl.. but ya you should

Feb 3 2012 4:39PM

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SeanTom

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meh

Feb 3 2012 5:57PM

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yeahno

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dumbass.

Feb 3 2012 6:15PM

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el_mn_op

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"Could've I been blown up?"

Just the grammar here makes me want to punch someone.

Feb 3 2012 6:54PM

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bustinthejus

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What the... is that someone you know? What a fucking moron.

Feb 3 2012 8:21PM

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Flying~Squirrel

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woman 1: who are you rooting for in the superbowl?

Woman 2: im rooting for the patriots, i just love tom brady!

woman 1: no way eli is soo much cuter

woman 2: no way eli is too much of a doughboy for me, i love tom brady's hair

Feb 3 2012 8:55PM

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penguin_steeze

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BITCHES BE TRIPPPPIN.. but at the same time i find them very cute and kind and i kinda want t fuck the shit out of black girls.... :) on the other hand women logic makes me want to stick a dick in my ass so BITCHES BE TRIPPPPPPPPPIN

Feb 3 2012 9:06PM

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yeahno

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Ohai, defuq

Feb 3 2012 9:09PM

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iSmokeweed

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i came

Feb 3 2012 9:35PM

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gravel

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Feb 3 2012 9:56PM

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cubber

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at my college, SCSU, there is a multitude of fat chicks in yoga pants

Feb 4 2012 12:52AM

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Steve-Brown

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1647334905

eh found the fb

didn't see it posted....but if anybody wants to go harass a 12 year old...now's the time

Feb 4 2012 1:43AM

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act.resist

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ehhhhhh OR YOU COULD NOT BE A DOUCHE AND JUST SAY NOTHING ABOUT THE PICTURE. #malelogic

Feb 4 2012 8:28AM

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Tonic

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Feb 4 2012 10:55AM

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bdarb207

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doesn't change the "o em geee you are the cutest gurlieeEE" under all sorts of busted chicks pictures for no reason #womanlogic

Feb 4 2012 11:23AM

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AT-AT

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Epic thread. Posting it on my gf's facebook, lets see how this goes

Feb 4 2012 12:40PM

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Tonic

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my GF sends me stuff trying to mock man logic. Some times she will send me women logic stuff. Feels good to have a chill lady.

Feb 4 2012 12:43PM

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-emile-

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It's funny cause your girlfriend is discustingly ugly

Feb 4 2012 12:48PM

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AT-AT

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It is nice to have a chill lady friend.
She found it quite funny

Feb 4 2012 12:56PM

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El_Patcho

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oh my days, he genuinely went in there to talk objectively - way he said 'taught' to value/appreciate (I forget the exact wording) makes it sound like he's even on the feminist side and they're just so fuckin rude and aggressive. Did a great job not losin his shit

Feb 4 2012 1:08PM

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DOSE.

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Holy shit man. Similar deal with me and this one girl. It's pissing me off. I always think she's into me and all the sudden she acts like she isn't.

Feb 4 2012 1:51PM

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Wompuscat

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Dude I know! Same thing this weekend, asked her to hang out yesterday, nooo i cant. She asked me to dinner tonight, I couldnt because of a University sanctioned event and she gets pissed. Its like Ive told you about this at least a week in advance, why the fuck are you getting angry?

Feb 4 2012 10:09PM

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CalebT

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i hate mobile. i cant read the comics!

Feb 4 2012 10:55PM

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KJacks

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Im finding this kid on the facebook and im gunna troll the shit out of this kid, cause i dont like near mount st louis

Feb 5 2012 12:06AM

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i have been reading this awesome thread progress from the first page and my gf has seen me reading it. last night we were having a conversation about valentines day and i asked what she was expecting from me. her answer was "nothing", "i dont even mind if we dont see each other". this thread has taught me, this was total bs so i called her out on it and said "i can see this a mile off, this is woman logic and you're gonna be mad if i dont get you something". turns out she wasnt entirely lying and just wants sex. (insert awesome gf meme here)

Feb 5 2012 4:03PM

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Mike-O

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That's mah boi!

Feb 5 2012 4:06PM

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Stickity

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my own little story that reminded me of this thread
last night i went on a date with a girl and when we got back to her house i kissed her. i was just going for a nice quick first kiss but she kinda went at it. then we went inside and watched tv for a little and hung out. we kissed once or twice more and it was same deal. when i left she seemed upset about something so i texted her like an hour later and she said she wasn't really okay with making out since we weren't dating or w/e
and i was like

if you had a problem with it, WHY WERE YOU THE ONE WHO WENT FURTHER???

durp

Feb 5 2012 5:05PM

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Mike-O

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I think you should've fucked her at this point, and now she's upset that you didn't go further with it, thinking you weren't interested enough or thought she wasn't hot enoguh etc. and she's now playing coy and prude.

Feb 5 2012 5:08PM

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El.Guapo

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A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnist nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit-somewhat relevant

Feb 5 2012 7:31PM

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