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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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skituner
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i cant fucking stand this magazine. the amount of BS they put into women's minds is ridiculous.
Jan 25 2012 2:20AM
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PacificRimJob
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I feel like Cosmo is the genesis of women logic...
Jan 25 2012 2:29AM
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scout
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10/10 for you making my favorite thread I have been here to view.
Jan 25 2012 2:29AM
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HolySchimmel
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moar content :P
Jan 25 2012 3:10AM
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PacificRimJob
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My ex always told me to read it...

...and then i'd read some of the articles telling girls what to do with their men.

The sex ones were too elaborate half the time... telling the girl to do this and that and this and that. I'm just thinking... "really? guys are pretty damn easy. suck our dick, and let us put ourselves in your pussy, and we're going to be happy. all this other shit is just for you to tease us. it's going to make us last LESS long if done right, if not kill our boner altogether if it's done wrong, and that means less good for you. double edged sword of no win situation."

And then the ones with the titles such as "Understand your man better"

...oh my god. I got halfway through one article like that in there and wanted to torch the thing.
Jan 25 2012 3:18AM
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PacificRimJob
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^read the comment.
Jan 25 2012 4:27AM
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Kangbang
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jan 25 2012 4:32AM
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PacificRimJob
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Jan 25 2012 4:32AM
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HolySchimmel
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Jan 25 2012 6:48AM
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HolySchimmel
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3rd one not too related, but I laughed so hard at it I had to post it anyways :D
Jan 25 2012 6:49AM
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Jane6
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haha I once read that wearing tights when its cold outside will make your tighs fat. And something like "if you can put a pencil under your boob and it stays there you have normal size boobs". Great to read stuff like that when you're 11 and are as flat as Nicole Richie.
Jan 25 2012 8:14AM
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I_Am_Mod
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haha, i can't believe i just tried this :P

yes, it works .....
Jan 25 2012 8:25AM
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Jane6
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^AHAHAHAJHDAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHADGA
Jan 25 2012 8:29AM
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Mike-O
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inb4 guys start mailing you pens...
Jan 25 2012 8:30AM
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Jane6
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If that happens I'm quitting NS.
Jan 25 2012 8:32AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i'll gladly send you a picture of my pens ....
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jk, plz don't quit :(
Jan 25 2012 8:34AM
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act.resist
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If you can hang your boob over a pencil then you have a normal boob size hahahah it's from a book called "dear god are you there? it's me margret" by judy bloom and for the whole book she whines about how she hasn't had her period yet an she's only 11
Jan 25 2012 8:39AM
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Jane6
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oh my God, just the title of that book makes me cringe. And haha who the fuck would whine about not having their period yet? I was so sad the day I got mine, like "oh well, my childhood was fun while it lasted"


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Jan 25 2012 8:45AM
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SketchyMike
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semi relevant

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Jan 25 2012 10:27AM
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Smuffy
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Dave Chappelle's 4 Ways to Please Your Man
1: Suck his dick
2: Play with his balls
3: Make him a sandwich
4: Don't talk to much
Jan 25 2012 10:51AM
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Way*Mo
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Jan 25 2012 10:58AM
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Tortid
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solid advice thanks bruh
Jan 25 2012 11:15AM
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*TURBONERD*
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just went through all of this. Threads.
Jan 25 2012 11:19AM
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theBearJew
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Jan 25 2012 11:59AM
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Brentizzle
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Jan 25 2012 12:05PM
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FUUUCK
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bahahahhahaa
Jan 25 2012 12:13PM
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theBearJew
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This pissed me off more than anything in the entire thread.

My uncle just got divorced and the fucking bitch took half his money. She did nothing and got half? AND SHE CHEATED. How the fuck do you feel you are entitled to money if you have a 2 year relationship on top of a 25 year marriage. Women like that are pathetic. It is so fucked.

He also built up a collection of baseball cards and baseball memorabilia that she tried to say he needed to sell and she somehow deserved half of that. He has an entire fucking room full of memorabilia. Bitch.
Jan 25 2012 12:30PM
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.travis.
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New favorite thread!
Jan 25 2012 12:37PM
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NotGhood
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i read the entire thread

im gong to fail my sceince exam tomorrow

it was worth it

threads and +k for ones that made me laugh

Jan 25 2012 12:49PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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me and my girlfriend went through all 12 pages last night. some funny shit in here!
Jan 25 2012 12:55PM
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triebby
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I just died of laughter, might be the best picture in here.
Jan 25 2012 1:05PM
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triebby
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I stand corrected, it's this one.
Jan 25 2012 1:06PM
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PON3
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Showing this to the GF today.

Wish me luck!
Jan 25 2012 1:10PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Jim norton does a great bit about cosmo articles and who they are written by.
Jan 25 2012 1:15PM
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Tonic
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Showed it to my lady and her friends, when I told them about it they were hating on it. When they read it, they agreed to 95% of what is posted.
Jan 25 2012 1:33PM
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stupendous-man
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haha threads.
Jan 25 2012 2:10PM
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JWoods
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hahahaahahahahaahaha
Jan 25 2012 2:13PM
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skituner
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this is somewhat relevant to this thread
Jan 25 2012 3:19PM
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Mike-O
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I love Cracked, and damn those were funny.
Jan 25 2012 3:35PM
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FLBP
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Hot chili powder on the nuts.. no thank you
Jan 25 2012 3:37PM
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razors-chaz
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their advice is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up. crushing his nuts because you think hes cheating, after being brainwashed by cosmo into deciding hes cheating? seriously.
Jan 25 2012 4:21PM
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Janky
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threads dawg for when bored in class, shits funny.
Jan 25 2012 4:31PM
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naturday
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sometimes people are assholes regardless of gender....come on now thats fucking life, lol get over it.
Jan 25 2012 4:34PM
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k-fred
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true hahah
Jan 25 2012 4:34PM
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Mike-O
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You asked for it.
Jan 25 2012 4:37PM
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razors-chaz
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zing.
Jan 25 2012 4:39PM
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naturday
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lol touche my friend touche, but come on now. Unless ur under the age of 15 which i understand most people here are, you should come to accept the fact that people are people; some are good others are assholes. Making wide sweeping generalizations is petty and childish.
Jan 25 2012 4:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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How the hell does that video have 15.5 million views? People on Youtube can't be THAT desperate for tits, can they?
Jan 25 2012 4:42PM
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FLBP
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You're more than welcome to make wide sweeping generalizations in the Men's Logic thread, we're just having fun.
Jan 25 2012 4:43PM
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