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New apple product: iPoo

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FerrisBueller
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Be the envy of all your homiez with the iPoo!!!!

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Everyone preorder asap!

Flushing it does sound better than that iPod you loaded up with Lana Del Rey songs.


Jan 19 2012 7:19PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
almost as badass as the iRobot

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Jan 19 2012 7:22PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
Not gonna lie, it has everything apple is, it's shiny and nice. I would buy it
Jan 19 2012 7:42PM
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james6345789
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It looks too nice to poop on.
Jan 19 2012 7:55PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
who needs a toilet when you have the Poop Tube from Cinco!


Jan 19 2012 7:59PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
Honestly it looks like shit.
Jan 19 2012 8:00PM
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SeanTom
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"internet hight five"
Jan 19 2012 8:03PM
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Doug.Dimmadome
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yet again, apple comes out with another shitty product
Jan 19 2012 8:05PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 10,670
but apple products are always so sleek and flush with design
Jan 19 2012 9:48PM
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Chompo.
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WANT
Jan 19 2012 9:59PM
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roddy116
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Jan 19 2012 10:05PM
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DW.
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 74
I'm seeing two problems.

The indent at the bottom may be the cause of some unnecessary pee spray while you're pooping, the only way to avoid that would be to make the seat unusually big.

Also, the leaf would be a major cause of discomfort when I am tired from my poop and want to lean back a little.
Jan 19 2012 10:06PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Only if it squirts my ass as i flush, then im sold
Jan 19 2012 10:21PM
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DOSE.
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did you not get the pun there?
Jan 19 2012 10:25PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
looks pretty impersonal.  not the way i want my toilet
Jan 19 2012 10:28PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
We all got the pun but he was also saying that all apple products are shitty
Jan 19 2012 10:30PM
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Finnbear
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Does it play music while you take care of business?
Jan 19 2012 10:43PM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
how's the battery life? do I need to turn off push notices?
Jan 19 2012 10:49PM
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Doug.Dimmadome
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No it was all for the pun. I like using my iPod and such.
Jan 20 2012 12:42AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
Random?

Jan 20 2012 4:32AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
It looks like it'd be very cold for le bum.
Jan 20 2012 6:53AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
it gets as warm as iphones get.

zing
Jan 20 2012 7:03AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
it looks like a prison toilet...
Jan 20 2012 7:06AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Ahh but it is matte grey not steel grey.
Jan 20 2012 7:08AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
iPoo comes with iPrison in 2013.

Their biggest, most revolutionary product.

They will change the world.









Again
*revolutionary music comes, and everybody is super happy*
Jan 20 2012 7:08AM
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mscinto
Posts: 603 - Karma: 68
tee hee
Jan 20 2012 12:17PM
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5oup5teeze
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 74
hahaha that's awesome!
Jan 20 2012 12:53PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
problem is it cost 10,000 dollars and doesnt flush in cities
Jan 20 2012 12:55PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
the leaf??? do you often shit with the lid down???
Jan 20 2012 12:59PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
Haaa
Jan 20 2012 1:17PM
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DW.
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 74
solid, solid point. definitely overlooked that haha.
Jan 20 2012 6:11PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
i get it
Jan 20 2012 6:25PM
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Orrin
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Thank fuck HTC doesn't make toilets then...yet.
Jan 20 2012 6:36PM
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