Replying to Marky Mark would have stopped 9/11


“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'"


Now all he needs is a cloning program and a time machine!

...maybe a spoonful of regret, too.

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Always bet on DERP