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Signed my friend up for a Date Auction

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Parrish
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Well I saw forms for a "Date Auction" and instantly thought i would be hilarious to sign up a friend of mine for this and we would see how he reacted after we submitted it then showed him a copy. Thought you might get a bit of an enjoyment out of it NS so here is the scans.

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We got the picture from his facebook and some of the info from there as well, then we got him to sign a "petition against sopa" then shadow boxed his signature on it. Then we submitted it for our enjoyment. After showing him he said he would probably go through with it if he was picked.


I'll try to keep this updated if anythings happens.
Jan 19 2012 2:40AM
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Aidan-G
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I'll start the bidding at a quarter
Jan 19 2012 2:48AM
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solitaryman
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Amazing, slip him some ecstasy first thought too.
Jan 19 2012 2:49AM
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.Hugo.
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lol thats awesome
Jan 19 2012 2:51AM
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HolySchimmel
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anyone here wanna explain me what exactly a "date auction" is? I have a guess, but I dont exacty know for sure :P I dont think we have stuff like that here
Jan 19 2012 3:08AM
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Aidan-G
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Usually an auction for charity where people bid on the person for one date with them
Jan 19 2012 3:10AM
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HolySchimmel
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lol well done OP then :P
(thats about what I thought it was, just wasnt sure)
Jan 19 2012 4:36AM
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Amadeus.
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im sexy and i know it
Jan 19 2012 9:22AM
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Smuffy
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"I would be myself, because I am an animal."

Winning
Jan 19 2012 9:45AM
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Spinoza
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haha i doubt hes gonna go for much.     unless the bidding is open to 15yrolds
Jan 19 2012 9:53AM
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FreeskierRocco.
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Starting bid, 69 cents... oh god..
Jan 19 2012 10:12AM
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reverendwrong
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and why didn't you sign me up?
Jan 19 2012 12:31PM
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Mr.Capone
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this would be hilarious
Jan 19 2012 12:34PM
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Parrish
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well its not to late, it can be arranged......
Jan 19 2012 12:52PM
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Abc567def
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make him wear tear away pants on stage and have him rip them off wearing a banana hammock underneath
Jan 19 2012 1:37PM
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bibs_skibum
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way to forge his signature. I hope you go to jail and get mad buttfucked dude
Jan 19 2012 1:42PM
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