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I dated a Scottish girl once...

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Petersaurusrex
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Needless to say it didn't end well.


Jan 18 2012 3:43PM
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Amadeus.
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blah de di bee
Jan 18 2012 4:36PM
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eastcoastplanker
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is that really english? because i forreal could only pick up a few words, that was insane
Jan 18 2012 4:38PM
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Mike-O
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I got "scumbag".
Jan 18 2012 4:38PM
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gregorio
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I feel like they just arbitrarily but in the beeps because even though you can't understand what they are saying, there must be some swears mixed in
Jan 18 2012 4:39PM
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Anathema
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that was awesome


I DONT WAN TOK TU YE (give her the hand)
Jan 18 2012 4:46PM
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[evan]
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It's like that video where people speak fake english words
Jan 18 2012 4:48PM
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GORILLA.
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i'd hit it
Jan 18 2012 4:50PM
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rankstank
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Pretty soon English in England and Scotland and American English will be two different languages, much like what happened with the romance languages.
Jan 18 2012 4:51PM
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razors-chaz
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i understood every word of that but you would hope so living in scotland for 15 years. welcome to how lower class scots talk.
Jan 18 2012 4:53PM
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razors-chaz
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translation:
m-when i slept with someone else i told her

f-aye but its there, its there. but did i do it apart from that? did i?

m-well...

f-you did! what, but so now you're going to say, see when you finally get the balls to admit
it you're going to say one or two lassies (girls), its clear, its clear, no i'll f*cking keep
it and guess what your daughter will see , f*cking idiot honesly, and do you know what? whats the point?
and you going to hit all, hit on in the next couple of days, whe you're no on the tele and away bubbling and
greeting (crying), you're going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees

m-how? its always me thats fixed it, i dinny (don't) want to talk to you

f-scumbag,scumbag

m-...raj ,i dinny want to to talk to you.
Jan 18 2012 5:10PM
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BMB
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gotta defend Scottish heritage. somehow
Jan 18 2012 5:28PM
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Petersaurusrex
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I had trouble even reading that...
Jan 18 2012 5:30PM
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*monsterskier*
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i picked up "honestly" and that's about it...

wow

different accents and dialects continue to amaze
Jan 18 2012 5:46PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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lololol
Jan 18 2012 5:58PM
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act.resist
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blubbiny hugginy blee!!!!
Jan 18 2012 6:47PM
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FLBP
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Anytime I hear that accent all I can think about is Trainspotting.
Jan 18 2012 6:50PM
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blatt
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says the n word at :07
Jan 18 2012 6:53PM
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yuck
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i could pick words out of some of that but the other half was nonsense
Jan 18 2012 6:55PM
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GayWolf420
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I lived next to scottish people once. They were fucking assholes.
Jan 18 2012 6:59PM
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rudager
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They were bound to turn into natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Jan 18 2012 7:02PM
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Troy.
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They sound more irish to me.





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Jan 18 2012 7:03PM
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CliffyByro
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yeah we actually all speak like that here.
Jan 18 2012 7:04PM
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SeanTom
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holy fucking what?
Jan 18 2012 7:04PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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could you understand that?
Jan 18 2012 7:16PM
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CliffyByro
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yup, every word. although i did struggle a little, that is a very thick accent she's got haha
Jan 18 2012 7:21PM
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Abc567def
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hooly fuckin shit. I wonder if they have a hard time understanding what we are saying too
Jan 18 2012 7:25PM
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ohmythugaim
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Nah bro nobody in scotland can understand eachother.
Jan 18 2012 7:27PM
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act.resist
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hahahahahaahahahahahahahh why i lol so much at this?
Jan 18 2012 7:30PM
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Davy.Crockett
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its like this for some australians, and pretty much everyone who lives in jamaica. hell its pretty much like that in some parts of the south
Jan 18 2012 7:32PM
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