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I dated a Scottish girl once...

Petersaurusrex

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Insane

Needless to say it didn't end well.

13 years ago

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Amadeus.

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blah de di bee

13 years ago

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eastcoastplanker

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Insane

is that really english? because i forreal could only pick up a few words, that was insane

13 years ago

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Mike-O

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Crazy Fool

I got "scumbag".

13 years ago

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gregorio

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I feel like they just arbitrarily but in the beeps because even though you can't understand what they are saying, there must be some swears mixed in

13 years ago

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Anathema

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@th1337

that was awesome

I DONT WAN TOK TU YE (give her the hand)

13 years ago

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[evan]

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No Life

It's like that video where people speak fake english words

13 years ago

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GORILLA.

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i'd hit it

13 years ago

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rankstank

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Pretty soon English in England and Scotland and American English will be two different languages, much like what happened with the romance languages.

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razors-chaz

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i understood every word of that but you would hope so living in scotland for 15 years. welcome to how lower class scots talk.

13 years ago

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razors-chaz

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translation:

m-when i slept with someone else i told her

f-aye but its there, its there. but did i do it apart from that? did i?

m-well...

f-you did! what, but so now you're going to say, see when you finally get the balls to admit

it you're going to say one or two lassies (girls), its clear, its clear, no i'll f*cking keep

it and guess what your daughter will see , f*cking idiot honesly, and do you know what? whats the point?

and you going to hit all, hit on in the next couple of days, whe you're no on the tele and away bubbling and

greeting (crying), you're going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees

m-how? its always me thats fixed it, i dinny (don't) want to talk to you

f-scumbag,scumbag

m-...raj ,i dinny want to to talk to you.

13 years ago

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BMB

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gotta defend Scottish heritage. somehow

13 years ago

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Petersaurusrex

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I had trouble even reading that...

13 years ago

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*monsterskier*

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i picked up "honestly" and that's about it...

wow

different accents and dialects continue to amaze

13 years ago

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Flying~Squirrel

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No Life

lololol

13 years ago

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act.resist

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Crazy Fool

blubbiny hugginy blee!!!!

13 years ago

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FLBP

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Anytime I hear that accent all I can think about is Trainspotting.

13 years ago

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blatt

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says the n word at :07

13 years ago

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yuck

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Crazy Fool

i could pick words out of some of that but the other half was nonsense

13 years ago

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GayWolf420

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Basement Dweller

I lived next to scottish people once. They were fucking assholes.

13 years ago

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rudager

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They were bound to turn into natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

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