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Aviation puns

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El.Guapo
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Considering there is a thread on nautical puns. I made one for aviation http://www.couriermail.com.au/ipad/exhausted-pilots-caused-crash/story-fn6ck55c-1226246856946 I will start us off: thats gonna cost alot of G's to fix maybe he should have been more lifted to fly
Jan 17 2012 12:05PM
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marsh.
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just gonna jet in here
Feb 5 2012 1:53AM
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iFlip
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You Sir, are a failure.
Feb 5 2012 2:01AM
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I.B
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My dad was telling me a story, on how just out of the blue came a skydiver the other day.




the thread makes me happy
Feb 5 2012 3:17AM
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scientist
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I heart air meals..errrrrrr ah, sorry, i have mild cerebral palsey.... i mean Amilia Earhart.
Feb 5 2012 3:43AM
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toominator
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this thread could do with a bit of a lift
Feb 5 2012 3:54AM
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porcupinepower
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Anyone who doesn't like this isn't settling with the power these puns have.
Feb 5 2012 8:08AM
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navierSTOKED
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Does anyone have Reynolds' number? I'm pretty sure he could liven up this thread a bit
Feb 5 2012 8:22AM
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Airspeed-X
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That's just prop wash.
Feb 5 2012 11:25AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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I don't know man, last I heard his number was getting near the turbulent mark, he might be too much Of a drag for this thread
Feb 5 2012 11:54AM
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cool_name
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Bravo, this thread is just plane great
Feb 5 2012 3:48PM
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navierSTOKED
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I guess we'll just have to mach do
Feb 5 2012 3:50PM
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El.Guapo
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i heard he was gonna get in a dofight but he decided to wing it but the fight didnt take off
Feb 5 2012 6:12PM
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