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El.Guapo

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Considering there is a thread on nautical puns. I made one for aviation http://www.couriermail.com.au/ipad/exhausted-pilots-caused-crash/story-fn6ck55c-1226246856946 I will start us off: thats gonna cost alot of G's to fix maybe he should have been more lifted to fly

Jan 17 2012 12:05PM

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PJS.

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Crazy Fool

that thread made me nautious.

Jan 17 2012 12:19PM

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soulskier

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Post Whore

i feel like a lot of these are going to go wright over everyone's heads

Jan 17 2012 12:31PM

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PJS.

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Crazy Fool

Yaw'll just have to keep up.

Jan 17 2012 12:33PM

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PON3

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I really hope this thread takes off.

Jan 17 2012 12:35PM

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TeamJones

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Ridiculous

Rolling over to aviation puns already?

Jan 17 2012 12:37PM

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Billek

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Now that's an attitude that will lead us towards success.

Jan 17 2012 12:37PM

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PJS.

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Crazy Fool

*altitude

Jan 17 2012 12:40PM

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MFM

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Insane

I'm sure this thread will takeoff sometime but it's really just up in the air.

Jan 17 2012 12:40PM

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Billek

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*attitude

Jan 17 2012 12:41PM

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RoofDaRoofieDogg

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Wow, already turbulence in this thread

Jan 17 2012 12:43PM

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Mike-O

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Crazy Fool

I failed my aviation exam yesterday, but I was just winging it.

Jan 17 2012 12:43PM

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steeze-gwop.

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Lame

I really hope this thread takes off.

Jan 17 2012 12:46PM

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TOAST.

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Crazy Fool

I give you props for trying.

Jan 17 2012 12:49PM

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Mike-O

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Crazy Fool

Damn it... Yeah, I'm not too versed in aviation speak.

Jan 17 2012 12:50PM

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DIX~

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I was hoping to give this thread a good start but it's already taken off

Jan 17 2012 1:21PM

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PON3

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lol that was so funny it rudderd me speechless.

Jan 17 2012 1:23PM

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feihlination

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Crazy Fool

i dont like these threads, they are just plane stupid.

Jan 17 2012 1:27PM

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El.Guapo

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the turbulance in this thread really elevated quickly

Jan 17 2012 1:48PM

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aint.no.thang

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Wannabe

Jan 17 2012 1:54PM

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TOAST.

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Crazy Fool

You may enjoy them more if you're high.

Jan 17 2012 2:04PM

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steezbox

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Insane

Jan 17 2012 2:46PM

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Billek

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Yeah, this thread is in a tailspin.

Jan 17 2012 2:53PM

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Anathema

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i think you've just lost that lovin feelin..

Jan 17 2012 3:01PM

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Blurst

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Crazy Fool

Your totally wright. This thread will never fly with the moderators.

Jan 17 2012 3:13PM

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Rob.

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Now this thread is heading on the right track
+K

Jan 17 2012 3:15PM

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Rob.

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Have you tried using a penetration approach?

Jan 17 2012 4:54PM

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yuck

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Crazy Fool

this thread is propelling it's way to success

Jan 17 2012 4:58PM

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soulskier

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sadly it woy

Jan 17 2012 6:08PM

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soulskier

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sadly it would appear that this thread is stalling out

Jan 17 2012 6:08PM

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Ski_Alot

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guys keep it up, we can't let it stall

Jan 17 2012 6:38PM

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JeremyClarkson

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Insane

i hate these threads, theyre just plane stupid

Jan 17 2012 6:43PM

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Heart

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this thread is really getting into gear

Jan 17 2012 7:24PM

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Amadeus.

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the female flight attendants call me big PAPI!

Jan 17 2012 7:30PM

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PON3

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I think this thread has lost its touch, it needs to be derailed

seewhatididthere.jpg

Jan 17 2012 7:33PM

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DoteMoney

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Loner

hey guys i took my aviation exam today and i'm pretty sure that i bombed it.

Jan 17 2012 7:40PM

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TallerThanThou

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Ridiculous

Your statement will now be disregarded as it was not written in pun form. Don't think you can just ...glide... into this thread without some sort of linguistic trickery in your language luggage.

Jan 17 2012 7:45PM

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