Teen sets up sex services site.
A 13 YEAR old Taiwanese boy has been arrested for running a sexual services business on the web.
More than 100 teens had signed up for the boy's 'compensated dating' site which usually refers to youngsters trading sex for money or gifts.
When Inspector Knacker of the Yard showed up for a quiet word with the lad about his site, the boy told them he had done it because he was bored and only had his computer to play with.
The police have not said if the site had actually resulted in any of the boy's school mates being involved in anything illegal.
According to AFP, the boy could face up to five years in a juvenile correctional facility and a fine of one million Taiwan dollars ($29,500) if convicted.
Pretty crazy huh?
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That whole 'inspector knacker from the yard' thing is Brit slang for the cops. In case you were wondering.
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…