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Slowly driveing my roomate insase

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404404
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I have deiced to move his shit around when he isnt around to fuck with him, anyone have any other things that i can do. There was a huge list i saw like a year ago, but i want to see if it will work.
Sep 14 2004 8:27PM
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kyle_w
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get his ass drunk and pass out then put him in someone elses room
Sep 14 2004 8:28PM
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T.L.
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put a buzzer from the game taboo taped under his mattress so when he lays down its a soft quiet buzzing that will probbaly drive him insane. o and pretend not to hear it


sleeping disorders are so trendy!
Sep 14 2004 8:31PM
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hkmk
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somehow sew his sheets to his mattress. change his alarm clock. hide a dead fish in his dresser. or take all his stuff and put it in a different room, then have one of your buddies move in.




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Sep 14 2004 8:37PM
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Bangor
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put your cellphone under his pillow, then call it around 2am. also, make sure you have an annoying ringtone set up. like 'u can't touch this' or something.
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Sep 14 2004 8:40PM
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Bangor
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better yet, shortsheet the bed, THEN sew the sheets on. and call the cellphone. or put a walkie talkie under his pillow, so you can chant satanic messages to him at night. THAT will drive you insane. i know.......... BAAHH BURN IN HELL! BLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGH!...... sorry. that kind of flares up sometimes.
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Sep 14 2004 8:43PM
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MackJones
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go to ebaumsworld.com and somewhere in there there's this huge list of how to annoy ppl and one of them is how to annoy your roommate, its
hilarious

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Sep 14 2004 8:44PM
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CTripper
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when he's fast asleep knock him out with ether and bum rape.
-chris
Sep 14 2004 8:50PM
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CameIToeJam
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my boy had a shitty roommate so he came home piss drunk one night and just bitched the kid out and started thowing shit all around the room and said his gf was beat as hell right in front of her...he moved out before 6 the next night




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'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'
Sep 14 2004 8:52PM
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proZach
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ahaha. bum rape.



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Sep 14 2004 9:04PM
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wazzucrewskier
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those are hilarious. do them all and videotape it.

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A witch like we had thought'
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his smell smelled like no other'
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Sep 14 2004 9:20PM
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hkmk
Posts: 45 - Karma: 10
buy a megaphone. (look around you can get one cheap) and try to have a conversation at 3 am. if you can get a hold of one w/ a built in siren. i highly recommend it.




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Sep 14 2004 9:27PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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why would you want to purposely piss off someone you have to share a small ass box with


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Sep 14 2004 9:29PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
^ there is a diffrence between pissing him off and fucking with his mind. Im not going to distory anything its all suddle
Sep 14 2004 9:33PM
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ilovehead
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try that old hand in warm water thing to see if he pisses himself while he's asleep/passed out
Sep 14 2004 11:11PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
switch his drawrs around in his dresser.

and if he has a desktop computer, flip it upside down. unplug the tower and monitor and stuff, and flip the case upside down, and the monitor upside down, and speakers and keyboard and everything, then re connect everything.

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
id never leave my room if I could suck my own dick - BakerBoy

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Sep 15 2004 12:45AM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
take a rather large dump on his pillow so he can smell it throughout the night



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Sep 15 2004 5:44AM
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bitchassphatz
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start wearing his clothes and shit (his boxers in the morning), jsut act like his stuff is yours. like eat his food in the fridge and leave yours. then when he eats yours be like 'dude did you jsut eat my food, that's fucked up'.....jsut stupid shit like that. mess up his bed if he makes it. steal all of his socks. talk about how you pee in the shower. leave your pubes on the bar of soap inthe shower. leave shits in the tiolet. tell him about how you used his buzzer to shave your pubes (my roomate pulled that on me, but they were my pubes buzzer, so i was like 'yea i use that too'). take his batteries outa his remotes. play your music louderr than his. there are plenty of ways to annoy people.


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You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

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Sep 15 2004 6:31AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Glue all of his stuff down...but dont forget to leave the windows open for awhile so it doesnt smell as much.



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Sep 15 2004 7:03AM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
do what mine does to the rest of us in here, say everything stinks, then spray febreeze into the fans so it spreads well.

and, if hes into fashion, wear his clothes, i'd do that to mine, but his clothes are way too expensive for me to be dickin around with
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Sep 15 2004 7:14AM
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Taydawg197
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what school do you goto?
www.pachydermproductions.com
Sep 15 2004 7:34AM
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SkiBumDreams
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www.collegehumor.com always has some good ideas
Sep 15 2004 1:01PM
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bhill2.0
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kill his parents and make dinner one night and put them in the chili you made for him



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Sep 15 2004 1:52PM
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ride4frnt
Posts: 315 - Karma: 37
Bang a chick while his in the room or lock his ass out and than bang a chick. For optimal effect, do it while he is in the shower, and don't let him back in the room for awhile. For added effect, make sure its cold out and open the hall windows so he freezes his ass off.

Cody

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Sep 15 2004 2:04PM
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tandan83
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just leave and lock the door whenever he goes to shower so he has to walk to the front desk to get a key in a towel. after doing this, make sure you bring your own key with you to the shower in the future



shit happens when you party naked


Sep 15 2004 2:12PM
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ride4frnt
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^ where did you get that idea from?!? orginal man.
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Sep 15 2004 2:20PM
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T.L.
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make fart noises when u sleep



sleeping disorders are so trendy!
Sep 15 2004 2:22PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
turn the contrast on his computer monitor all the way down so it looks like its off but it isnt.

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Sep 15 2004 3:01PM
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