Your job

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ok so i am a professional lifeguard and it is my job over the summer to make sure that people swim between the flags, dont drown and look at babes through the binoculars. life guard is a fucken awesome job since i get ride the quad bike and drive the rescue boat. these are ment to be done responsibly but when you have a good cunt senior you can do what ever you like. beach, boats, bikes and bitches i could not think of anything better to do (apart from ski)

so i am wondering who else has good jobs what are the perks and if they can share some good work storys

Jan 15 2012 12:27AM

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Spinoza

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Part Time ski instructor at Centennial park (like 75 feet tall), while im at school

I also work as a freelance penis model

Jan 15 2012 7:59PM

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roor

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I am a sail boat capt for a wealthy individual. The boat is a 56 ft swan the sister ship of the boat I grew up on and my dad capt. I basicly get paid wined and dinned to sail where ever they want to . Last summer we sail around the hamptons and long island next summer were going to Europe. It such a sick Job compared to my last one lobstering.

Jan 15 2012 8:07PM

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Dntel.

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best response yet.

I work for an awesome little company in boulder doing fabrication and some other stuff. Pretty much just stoked to be able to live an work in that town and have a sweet life.

Jan 15 2012 8:09PM

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kris.....

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best job on the mountain

Jan 15 2012 8:10PM

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hey-dude-its-me

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nice

Jan 15 2012 8:13PM

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turducken

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I work at a bank, it's shit. Anybody here got a sweet job where they're actually earning heaps of money?

Jan 15 2012 8:33PM

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GORILLA.

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yeah i rob banks

Jan 15 2012 8:36PM

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II_strapped_II

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I work for one of the major insurance companies. Get to hear about peoples accidents all day. Other than that its a pretty boring job other than the fact 75% of the people I work with are really good looking chicks.

Jan 15 2012 10:19PM

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50Kal

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Lifty in aspen. Havent paid for a lift ticket for last two years in CO.

It pays the bills and free skiing.

Jan 15 2012 10:24PM

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act.resist

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Hostess at outback, hold a really uncomfortable and heavy wooden door for people then seat them.

Jan 15 2012 11:01PM

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tronned

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dealer cert. mechanic. work on yuppie cars.

Jan 16 2012 1:45AM

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Rafiki

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jealous, their stuff is the tits

Jan 16 2012 1:53AM

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HolySchimmel

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studying environmental engineering technics at some company, earning 1000€ a months while beeing at university without doing anything different then any other student /claim

Jan 16 2012 2:02AM

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000000000000

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I serve stupid, and obese people ice cream at DQ

Jan 16 2012 2:29AM

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ohyup

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i work park crew. ay dont suck to suck to get paid to ski and tell people lips arent jumps.

Jan 16 2012 2:41AM

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cow.

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do you have 2 times? how does PT + PT + FT = 1 time.

full time implies it takes full time.

Jan 16 2012 2:47AM

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turducken

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Anyone on NS rich? I mean people who have finished studying and have a really well paying job?

Jan 16 2012 2:54AM

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exile_ch

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Marketing, CRM & Project Executive at the Swiss Chinese Chamber of Commerce in Shanghai, China.

• Responsible for department administration
• Organizing and realizing events
• Liaison with venues and speakers
• Writing articles for the magazine ‘The Bridge’
• Responsible for the Membership Management

In short, I organize events for all those big Swiss companies managers and ceo's for them to network.

It's pretty sweet, get to meet a lot of high end profile people, constantly visit 5* hotels and live a baller life in Shanghai.

Any people visiting this amazing city, drop me a line !

Jan 16 2012 3:38AM

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eastcoastplanker

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i feel like lobstering would be sick. Dont you just get pulled behind a boat and dive down and snag lobsters? i feel like that would be fun as hell.

Jan 16 2012 4:06AM

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--ski--

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Just got back from Shanghai, pretty epic please.

Jan 16 2012 4:09AM

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Pool.

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i work as an intern at pbp

Jan 16 2012 4:29AM

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exile_ch

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Well it's the New York of the 21st century. Everything is happening there at the moment.

Jan 16 2012 4:36AM

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--ski--

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Was in Seoul as well. That was almost on par with Shanghai.

Jan 16 2012 4:49AM

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cool_name

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dishwasher at a pasta restaurant. Its pretty sweet seeing as i get free drinks and food. its also not uncommon for my coworkers and boss to do shots with me or smoke weed in the back. i wonder if the customers know that their food is made by a drunk/ high chief.

Jan 16 2012 9:18PM

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YooperSteeze

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I sort of work at a ski shop, more of an intern. Get paid in store credit hahah. This summer I'm working at a local summer camp as maintenance, basically I will be doing nothing but go on hikes with random cabins, overnights and cookouts and eat the delicious camp food. Gonna be a great summer.

Jan 16 2012 9:26PM

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0ptions

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Financial analyst for a large asset manager.

Jan 16 2012 9:27PM

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LineAddiction9

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Full time Porn producer I love working in the Porn industry!! Job Positions needed as well!!

Jan 16 2012 10:42PM

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pomme-de-terre

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im jealous.

i have two jobs right now. i work as a janitor/building maintenance for a big-box store type thing in PA. sometimes it fucking sucks, like when i have to scrape human shit off the bathroom floor or walls, but alot of the times its pretty sweet because like nobody really watches after me, like im just my own boss. if i see something that needs to be fixed or painted or cleaned or whatever i just kinda do it.

i also work as a low level tech at a BMW specialty shop in the area, we mostly just do repair work but also do alot of performance stuff for customers. i was part time there but they just offered me a full time position which i accepted and so im quitting that janitor job.

also i go to school at UTI.

Jan 16 2012 10:53PM

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roor

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If you like waking up at 4, having your hands in year old salted rotting fish, being wet all day, getting stung by fish and bit by crabs and hauling 300 pots that each weigh 60 pounds while making 60 bucks a day. One thing that way cool was you get to go samurai on rockfish and cod my favorite was taking cod by the tail and slapping it on a metal spike right through the eye. It's great stress relief

Jan 16 2012 11:00PM

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Logey.

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im a tender for bricklayers.. if you wanna complain about working inside handleing meets and helping people out then you should try my job. Only good thing is that I dont have to go to the gym to work out, i get to lift block and brick all day haha

Jan 16 2012 11:08PM

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so_gangk

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well today at work i jumped a boat through waves, asked a drunken retard to leave the beach, broke the quad bike pull start and rated girls. i also made a replica of chads gap in the sand and when a kid ran over it i yelled you cant just hit chads. my friend laughed he knew what i was talking about

Jan 19 2012 1:54AM

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*kF_pauLo-

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Network engineer, I can work from where the fuck I want. Sometimes 1 or 2 days at home during the week. Pretty useful when I feel hangover or a bit sick (or lazy, or bad weather etc..)

Well paid and I can browse NS all day long. \o/

May 16 2012 7:48AM

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TechnoPotamus

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personal trainer and sports performance coach

(part time until I have enough credits that I can intern as an accountant next spring)

perks:

-free gym membership

-generally make my own schedule

-get to help people improve their lives

-witness clients get better overall and become more confident and happy with themselves

-better pay than most other part time things I could be doing

It's really awesome, I enjoy teaching and helping people so it's cool to be able to pass along knowledge and see people succeed.

May 16 2012 8:09AM

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Gmart

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Ski Shop Employee, jack of all trades there really. I can tune, sell or just do grunt work which is why im still employed and will be for the rest of the summer :)

Perks:
G14 Classified, you should all try and work for shops there are lots of amazing perks

May 16 2012 8:13AM

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TOUCHE

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Used to be a ski instructor, got to ski free

then i got fired

now i deliver pizzas, and get free pizza
winning?

May 16 2012 8:16AM

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fitzcarraldo

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Freelance chilled out entertainer.

May 16 2012 8:24AM

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KravtZ

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intern at morgan stanley this summer

May 16 2012 8:25AM

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Nufity

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My job? Blow.

May 16 2012 8:41AM

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*kF_pauLo-

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Why did you get fired ? You span into the futur ?

May 16 2012 8:44AM

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Casper.

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I am a Cart Attendant at a Golf Club , get paid to do pretty much nothing but drive carts around and load people's clubs for them..

May 16 2012 8:49AM

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Huck_Norris

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I'm the head ASME cert welder and shop QC manager of an industrial manufacturing shop that primarily deals with production of various stainless steel water and oil filtration systems, which we outsource for major international companies from assembly to packing and shipping.

Lol at the penis model in the first post. I lost pretty hard.

May 16 2012 8:59AM

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Tsands

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I work in a small surf shop.
My town is quiet so usually there is not many people coming in.
Most days i just watch a few ski/ surf/ skate movies and serve someone when ever they come in.
Pretty chilled!

May 16 2012 9:00AM

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