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This ship is sideways

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timmi
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16558910

The captain should receive a stern punishment!
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Spinoza
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the fact that the captain didnt sea the danger is fishy.  i guess we're all going to helm,  i mean hull. 

Boom
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Abu_Hajaar
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You know they crashed because he was getting dinghy sucked and stopped paying attention to where he was going.
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GORILLA.
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jahn the fishaman
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timmi
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Hey this thread finally set sail.
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GayWolf420
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The situation seems fishy to me.
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Mr.Turtle
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somethings definitely knot right
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DayMan
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Yargh, this boat be as sideways as the asian wenches
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TheStamos
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Somone told the captain what went wrong but he wasnt listing.  - noun
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a careening, or leaning to one side, as of a ship.
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Pool.
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i doubt the passengers and the captain will see eye to aye after this one
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timmi
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yes hitting the sandbar was the tipping point for that cruise company
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JewRad
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this thread is hahaha all these boat puns are making me laugh my ass off.
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Yeezus
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this must have sucked. the ones dying were waving goodbye whale the others had to sea them die. It's the captains fault basically, he krilled those people. I sand vybes to their families though. but I don't think the news are pacific enough on what happened & i'm pretty tide of all the ship going on with this.
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yuck
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looks like the tides are turning on the captains career
13 years ago
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corona
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I love pun threads. A mainstay of NS for sure.
13 years ago
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SeanTom
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ahahaha, this thread is quality
13 years ago
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kaivam
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Did they get all the little girls and buoys to safety first?
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El.Guapo
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the rules should have been more stern. maybe if he had learned how to jib properly. he should have been more tack.tical.. he should have turned the rutter way.
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Mr.Turtle
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this whole situation is rudder upsetting
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El.Guapo
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when i whatched this my heart sank
13 years ago
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El.Guapo
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this made me so sad i almost drowned in my tears
13 years ago
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crab_pretzel
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holy shit... fuck i cant think of a boat pun. anyway +k this is actually pretty funny
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El.Guapo
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Amadeus.
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loooool +k
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Heart
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this doesnt boat well for the company in charge
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Pool.
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im happy that this thread didnt turn into a shipstorm
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El.Guapo
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i wonder how many seamen were on his poopdeck when it capsized
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harveydowns
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXP5K2omQBE

well worth a watch from ye crows nest me heartys
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NinetyFour
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Ohh buoy this situation is very grim
13 years ago
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FRussellVisual
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he afterbanged the shit out of this wreck
13 years ago
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CRiP
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guys this is knot funny. the captain probably had alcohol pumping through his vessels. but it was really his crew's fault. maybe in jail he'll have all hands on dick... i mean deck.
13 years ago
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WestWoods
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Damn....




Thats a boatload of missing people.
13 years ago
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DrZoidberg
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The BBC had a headline that said "cruise ship captain off course". They should have checked here for a better one first.
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steezenskis
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thats quite a shallow excuse
13 years ago
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-Alpha2-
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you are my new hero
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marsh.
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562056961108
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I wonder how the authorities will react to the lawsuits, I imagine they will be crabby about it.

Hope the survivors aren't too salty about getting in the ocean!
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Orrin
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Ah what a dire strait.The poor captain probably couldn't fathom why the ship was sinking.
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Flying~Squirrel
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the poor captian is absolutely up the creek with prison sentences now
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captainslack
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airfix models of italian cruise liners are going to fly off the shelves now,

luckily i've had one put to the side.

but seriously i don't know why people are sticking up for the captain, off course he knew what was going on,


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JzD.
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The ship should be fine, it just got a little dinghy.
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stupendous-man
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the captain reelly must not have sean what he was getting into.
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AHSkier
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hey if they salvage the parts maybe they will go up for sail
13 years ago
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Dwight_Schrute
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Ship really hit the fan for the poor victims, they'll never sea daylight again
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Dwight_Schrute
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sorry, one moor.

There's no way the captain was mentally on-board at the time, I have a strong feeling he was shipfaced.
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extravert
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I feel bad for the captain. He must have hit rock bottom
13 years ago
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CousinEddie
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The captain went overboard on that one.

The captain and his passengers just weren't in the same boat.
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Squeenerd
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Guys this is deeply serious. I don't think we yacht to make jokes out of it.
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steezenskis
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the captains story doesnt hold much water
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Tent
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This thread is so hilariously fucked up.
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