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Do pinknames FAP?!

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WestWoods
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just what the title says, we all no that fap'ing is a normal part in most mens lives, but ladies....


When is the moment right for your desires? haha not trolling, honest question.
Jan 13 2012 12:24PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Did I purposely double post? No

Did I say I was going to make that thread? No

Cool your jets brotha.
Jan 13 2012 8:07PM
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ohyup
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lawlz.
Jan 13 2012 8:13PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I know, I frequently double post by accident when I'm cranking one out to mediocre threads that have pinkname in the title too. It's all good brotha.
Jan 13 2012 8:13PM
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derbski
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all I am going to say is that sex shops have way more dildos than fleshlights.
Jan 13 2012 8:25PM
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blackmamba.
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this is no laughing matter.
Jan 13 2012 8:32PM
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ohyup
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oh my sincere appologiez. lawlz
Jan 13 2012 8:49PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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You have 3 options now 1. Answer the question 2. Post your tits 3. GTFO the choice is yours.
Jan 13 2012 8:57PM
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Algebra
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Boomshakala! The pink!
Jan 13 2012 9:25PM
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knucklehead.
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haha I lost it so hard, thank you
Jan 13 2012 9:26PM
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sirskizalot
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PICK #1and #2!!!
Jan 13 2012 9:48PM
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katie.
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Is the sky blue?
Jan 13 2012 9:54PM
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Anathema
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because you touch yourself at night
Jan 13 2012 9:56PM
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TosenpOOda
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Bump haha
Jan 13 2012 10:19PM
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PacificRimJob
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I know some girls who don't masturbate.


...they probably don't because they don't know how to get off. what a waste of genitalia.
Jan 13 2012 10:23PM
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gengar.
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hi.



any girl that says no is a liarrr.
Jan 13 2012 10:35PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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my ex girlfriend said she didn't for the longest time. then she finally admitted she did but really rarely, once or twice a month she'd say. she said we had sex alot and didn't really need to. which is true but i mean even with all the sex i would still do it. I don't know why girls lie about it. to this day i think she was lying the whole time. like why would you be embarassed to admit that to your boyfriend. i think it's sexy. but i digress.
Jan 13 2012 10:43PM
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gengar.
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or 17.....
Jan 13 2012 10:44PM
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FBGM
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How old were you when you first FAPPED? I bet it was younger than 13.
Jan 13 2012 10:46PM
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Chickendodo
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This. I know a chick who says she never has, but she's also never gotten off... definitely a waste of genitalia.
Jan 13 2012 10:47PM
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Davy.Crockett
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once they give birth.
Jan 13 2012 10:59PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Much thanks to the pink names, that where courages to step up to the plate this day and accept my challenge to admit to masterbation :)

This whole thing made me chuckle all day! I thank you all!
Jan 13 2012 11:07PM
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bigbromskier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 330
I know a girl who says she masturbates and has a vibrator, and yet has never had an orgasm.

weird.
Jan 13 2012 11:12PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
2/3 girls i know who fap or have fapped said it didn't feel that great so they stopped

i told them to let me try
Jan 13 2012 11:15PM
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EastCoast315
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doubtful
Jan 13 2012 11:27PM
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FBGM
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She must be retarded.
Jan 13 2012 11:28PM
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GayWolf420
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When I first hit puberty.....sooooo age 1.
Jan 13 2012 11:37PM
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act.resist
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I was going to post this hahaha
Jan 13 2012 11:46PM
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act.resist
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Also on a side note I know a girl who doesn't and I KNOW she doesn't because she can't put a tampon in because she can't find the hole...LOL
Jan 13 2012 11:48PM
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PopsicleStand
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jumped the shark
Jan 13 2012 11:51PM
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bigbromskier
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shit you not. i don't really hang out with her anymore. her awkward personality makes me believe it
Jan 13 2012 11:53PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i have the weirdest boner right now...
Jan 13 2012 11:56PM
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act.resist
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lolno! She just uses pads. She might have figured it out by now though
Jan 13 2012 11:59PM
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GayWolf420
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That shit is gross, son.
Jan 14 2012 12:18AM
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GypsySkis
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i just mashed the pg down button untill i saw a pink name reply
Jan 14 2012 12:36AM
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RickAstley
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yea my girlfriend does it when I'm not around
Jan 14 2012 12:57AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
I was really hoping ECB would hop on this thread! he is always good for quality :( alas..
Jan 14 2012 1:33AM
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Jane6
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Jul 15 2012 9:11AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Ya thread is a great success. And I know a fuck ton of girls that do...
Jul 15 2012 9:16AM
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Rachy
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All girls fap to an extent (or have fapped and were too young to know that's what was happening). Some less than others.**

In my experience, my friends that practice regular battery assistance enjoy sex less.

And it is true, when in a relationship, the lady needs to resolve things on her own a lot less often, provided the male knows what he's doing.

Also, girls are only in heat about 3 days a month. The rest of the month, fapping is out of boredom or to achieve a damper environment.

**religion and female circumcision may cause some women to not fap.
Jul 15 2012 9:19AM
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Hamster.
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i laughed
Jul 15 2012 10:14AM
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Toasty.
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at the bar last night that this girl works at.. she was like yea just to be honest.. my tv has like 5 free porn shows, and like every other day when i get home i just go to town.
Jul 15 2012 10:23AM
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Poikenz
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I actually know a few females who say every 2 days, so I am just going to assume that it is more common than not, and yes they do lie, one of those few started off by saying every couple of weeks.

Also why does she watch the crap on tv when things like the internet exist?
Jul 15 2012 11:12AM
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Caspaaa
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and this is why girls are boring as FUCK.
Jul 15 2012 11:20AM
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Jane6
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I do it whenever I'm bored (which is basically all the time). Many of my friebds find fapping boring though, they say that they cant be that turned on on their own. I wouldnt know about that though heh.
Jul 15 2012 11:26AM
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Ricky.
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Need a hand? I'm exceptional when it comes to squirting
Jul 15 2012 11:34AM
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seanahue.
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 3,375
ladyfriend was sitting next to me as i burst out laughing from this thread

her mom calls it "mushing the smush mitten"

my new fav
Jul 15 2012 11:44AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
there is nothing weird about the boner i have right now.
Jul 15 2012 11:45AM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
Fap?

Yes a lot of girls masturbate.
Jul 15 2012 1:27PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Fap refers to the sounds men make... Just look on reddit and you will see it used alot.
Jul 15 2012 1:44PM
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Ciara
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Oh, I know what it is, the question mark was because it's a sound guys make not girls.
Jul 15 2012 1:48PM
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