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Capurnicus
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God dammit, girls are soooooo fucking hot. I mean seriously, think about it. I sit down and watch Tv and when Sarah Jessica Parker comes on and shakes her fine hips at me, I have to get up out of my seat and just say ' fuck...girl's are sooo hot.' And it's not even in a horny, sense, I promise. That's different. This is just like mind blowing. I mean, jesus. There's nothing like looking at a beautiful woman. It's the most beautiful thing you could ever look at.

Take the pelvis bone. You guys know what i'm taking about. I'm talking about that point on the hips. The way you can see that bone on either side when a girl is wearing a low pair of jeans or a bathing suit. I mean, just that is enough to drive me out of my mind.

How about that space above the but? You guys know what I'm talking about, the bending down to pick up the ball at mini golf and the shirt comes up whoa bam what just happened that's the sexiest thing crap why is she standing back up one. I mean that little space where it's not back, but it's not butt. It's just nice. And there are two little indents. Those are nice.

But like what about the colar bone? One of those sweet, inoocent colar bones can leave me dazed for days, possibly even weeks, just kinda wondering what to do next. I mean nothing really comes close to saying beautiful than the colar bone.

I could go on for ever with those little pieces of hair and noses, little feets, and stomachs. I just don't know how to say other than ' Girls are fucking hot.'

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Sep 13 2004 11:26PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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Sep 14 2004 5:28PM
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asac
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bravo capurnicus, bravo.





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Sep 14 2004 5:35PM
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Joe.
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random....but i like it when they wear tight skirts (like a tennis one) and you can see both asscheeks and theres a gap in between them.....anyone get what im saying...its a random turn on for me




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Sep 14 2004 6:07PM
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KingShit
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You peeping tom motherfucker...



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Sep 14 2004 6:11PM
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Joe.
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i actaully dont have a prefrence between blondes and brunettes




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Sep 14 2004 6:33PM
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skibrdingbitch
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um thats cause your only 13... give it a couple years before you decide to narrow down your search
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Sep 14 2004 6:57PM
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CTripper
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eyes are really the ticket. wonderful eyes, holy damn.
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Sep 14 2004 6:57PM
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Capurnicus
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Yeah, I guess it's just too bad they have cooties, huh?

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Sep 14 2004 8:08PM
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Joe.
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hmmm anjelica i think you just want me so bad so youre trying to make me like blones




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Sep 14 2004 9:19PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
I have always dated blondes, but always wanted a burnette. I dont understand it, but burnettes drive me mad.
Sep 14 2004 9:20PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
its all about the eyes i tell you. first thing i see is the eyes and then nice hair. i say i like nice asses most of all but its really the eyes.
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Sep 14 2004 9:43PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
blonde or brunette, its still all about the bod fellas

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Sep 14 2004 9:44PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
who gives a fuck about their hair color
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Sep 14 2004 9:46PM
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EastCoastPride
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i agree but dude... eyes... come on. how could you forget a girl's eyes?


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Sep 14 2004 10:02PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
I didn't forget anything. Or leave anything out. I just didn't put them in. There's soo much more to it.

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Sep 14 2004 10:06PM
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scofield
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SOOO MUCH MORE

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Sep 14 2004 10:09PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
man this sounds so pathetic, seriously
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Sep 14 2004 10:12PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
best looking girls ever: long black hair, dark (not tanned or black) skin and big beautiful brown eyes

these girls are the most gorgeous girls EVER
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Sep 14 2004 10:28PM
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Baker
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 18
^ agrro_sk8 nailed it. That would be my preference, but i just like girls. How could you not. I have also just had to stop and say to myself, holy shit, girls are soo hot! Just everthing about them. They're so soft and so much unlike guys. Whats not to like. The way they smell is almost intoxicating. If you get a girl with the right smell, you're locked in. Im just at a loss for words about how beautiful girls are. i love them. but not as much as skiing, but close. and that is saying alot.



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Sep 14 2004 10:44PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
i love being with a girl and gently putting my nose up to her hair, and taking a long, drawn out smell of it. that just gets me going...and playing with her hair is very sensual as well.
i love girls.


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Sep 14 2004 11:48PM
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i can def. be captivated by a nice set of eyes...but im really all about the legs...calves especially


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Sep 15 2004 1:14AM
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Moses
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 564
skin, thier skin is so fucking nice
Sep 15 2004 8:54AM
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Moses
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like smooth and soft
Sep 15 2004 8:55AM
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imnothing
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i like the hairy and wrinkly ones
Sep 15 2004 12:51PM
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aggro_sk8
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^youre right, your nothing, and with posts like that, you never will be
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Sep 15 2004 12:56PM
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publicenemy6917
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
smooth skin nice legs back and tummy will get me every time. i went to class after seeing this aand this chick in front of me had me appreicatin the wholllle class , i dont even kno what i gotta write this paper on DAMN dude nice post


perfect tits too see those on a chick even clothed forget about it
Sep 15 2004 1:05PM
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DAMICO
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next to 'I put on my Robe and Wizard hat', this is the funiest post ever...

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Sep 15 2004 3:43PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
the legs and ass are key. dancers are fuckign amazing, there are so many hott ass dancers at my school with perfect asses and legs...you guys have no idea....girls are so fucking hot (eyes are key too)
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Sep 15 2004 6:18PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
girls fucking rocks
black hair, nice blue eyes with a nice voice are the best ones
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Sep 15 2004 7:02PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
no one on here like blondes? ouch i'm hurt


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Sep 16 2004 3:01PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
patrick..you've got it made. just keep that attitude. on another note are you still with your gf?

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Sep 16 2004 3:08PM
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aggro_sk8
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^^ yeah we like blondes, but apparently not as much as girls with black hair and brown skin...
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Sep 16 2004 4:00PM
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joei
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wow, amazing. you guys actually see us girls then more than just ass. thats cool.


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Sep 16 2004 4:07PM
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Flying_FIsH
Posts: 141 - Karma: 10
yeah we see more than the ass...its just that everyone made up alot of lies about what we like so all the girls think its true....i love girls
Sep 16 2004 5:58PM
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rhcp
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naw, its all about the blue or green eyes.
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Sep 16 2004 6:08PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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definitely about the eyes. sexy eyes are so hot. and i prefer blondes.
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Sep 16 2004 6:16PM
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Capurnicus
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Hahaha! Yeah I'm definitely still with her!

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Sep 16 2004 6:28PM
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jarossamdb7
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this original post is my fealing exactly. they are beautiful every way you look at it. I like deep blue or hazel eyes. long hair not tied up is really good too. Girls are amazing looking, no matter how you look at it



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Sep 16 2004 6:37PM
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DynastarriderGP
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The female species is very nice to the eye and tallywacker.
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Sep 16 2004 7:43PM
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ScratchCobra66
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I love girls stomachs and necks for some reason.



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Sep 16 2004 7:45PM
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spin
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smooth and kinda curvey, its the way to go. and damn, tummies...
Sep 17 2004 3:23PM
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12ParkRat60
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tight as and tight tummy nice smile and medium sized tits and ur set
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Sep 17 2004 5:53PM
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Hepcat1000000000
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'Yeah the little diagonal lines formed by stomach muscles that come out and up just above the hip bones are the shit.'

Sounds right to me. I've found that girls like that on guys too... One of my friends said his girlfriend actually took pictures of his 'diagonal lines' to show to her friends. Hip bones are easily the sexiest bones in a woman's body, hips can make or brake a girl's figure.


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Sep 17 2004 7:54PM
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highfive
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look i think its kinda funny how ya'll are sayin all this stuff but one thing i have to admit.

Eyes with that black eyeliner (not that faggot goth shit). Jeans + shirt. they just need some curves, no huge asses, no humoungous tits, just right at the middle. thats perfection right there....

hot face = +

truthfully, its all 'bout the ass. seriously, im brazilian, and i cant get enuf of that ass. jesus christ i love goin to brazil.
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Sep 17 2004 8:03PM
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RandomHero21
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Yo Hepcat actually a girl-friend of mine brought this to my attention. She calls them 'arrows'. One day she told me I had sexy arrows. Before that I thought they were sexy, but after that I found that to be one of the most attractive things about the female body. Along with tummies, backs, and armpits. A nice tone back is REALLY my favorite thing though.


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Sep 18 2004 12:24AM
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bhill2.0
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Belly Button peircings are mad hot and when girls where like low sweats or jeans and they have a thong on and you can see some of it



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Sep 26 2004 4:45PM
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Sdot
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Hahahah Capurnicus, that was awesome.


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Sep 26 2004 5:28PM
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SkiUnit03
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no hair!! exept for eyebrows and head, no hair. that shit is fucking disgusting! like i can handle like little baby hairs, but it gives me the jibblys just thinking about it. and smooth skin goes hand in hand with that, skin is vital! must be soft. and not boney, but not fat. like in the middle so its cushiony but not fat. like anorexic people turn me off more than fat people. and yeah, face is like the most inportant (unless they extreamly fat) but everyone knows that. and im not like super picky, just describing my dream girl



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Sep 26 2004 6:07PM
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lineskier10
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yeah i definitely agree, when i start seeing hair it just gets worse and worse, like from a distance ill think a girl is pretty damn good looking but if i get closer and see shes got some hair i get freaked out
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Sep 26 2004 7:32PM
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poor@$$skibum
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i lo9ve chicks w nice asses. i just wanna pick em up an squeeze.


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