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Pooping with ski boots on

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quadbackscratch
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I personally hate it . Uncomfortable and limited movement while squatting.
Jan 11 2012 9:59PM
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Enstrut
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What the fuck is that ?!
Jan 12 2012 11:22AM
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quadbackscratch
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damn man that must of stunk..... my freind was at breck and he had to poop so bad he had to click off and squirt  in the trees. he stunk like bad sausage and dead animal ....

Jan 12 2012 11:57AM
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.RYAN66
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Ladies and gentlemen have you never heard of the handicap stall?!? Or as I like to call it..............the luxury stall. Pooping in style, extra room to take off all of your tall tees an xxxxxxxl jiberish so fear not about getting a brown bomber on them. Plus they have handles to hold on to when you are squeezing out the next whoopie Goldberg. And don't fret the seat is raise to achieve the wonderful 90 degree angle so the mile mile of feces can flow properly. I lol at amateur poopers
Jan 12 2012 12:02PM
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quadbackscratch
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hats off to you sir.... well said...! 
Jan 12 2012 12:10PM
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Nikkekoivisto
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Shouldn't this be in Non-Ski Gabber? or does this count as a trick?
Jan 12 2012 12:46PM
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doitbig
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that's from wiping front to backseat

Jan 12 2012 1:01PM
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Mike-O
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"The Mud Falcon". That's great. It sounds so majestically wrong.
Jan 12 2012 1:03PM
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monkatizer
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Jan 12 2012 1:33PM
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quadbackscratch
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wow the french are fucked up how  u supposed to hit that hole.... from 3 ft in the air.... ud have to have a heat seeking shit... or a porcelain seeking shit..
Jan 12 2012 8:44PM
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LikeALion
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wow! this is a lot of shit!
Jan 12 2012 8:52PM
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Utard
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If I take several pretty hard falls to the ass/tailbone during the day I can pretty much count on sharting later that evening. Does this happen to anybody else?
Jan 12 2012 9:42PM
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roddy116
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at my home hill our stalls are like 3 feet wide, so hard to take a dump, i just go before i get there.
Jan 12 2012 10:01PM
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Kcin
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I shit my pants daily and have it fall down my legs into my boots for extra cushioning while I carve blunt 5s
Jan 12 2012 10:15PM
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AntEater
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Ever encountered the toilet that is too high? You have to sit on the front part of the seat and almost power squat. don't know which is worse... too high or too low

Jan 12 2012 10:55PM
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Utard
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I've encountered a toiled while too high and wearing ski boots. Let's just say that it wasn't the easiest shit I've ever taken.
Jan 13 2012 12:12AM
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NinetyFour
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Aha, got it from flying wild Alaska. Some mountaineers were being flown into a mountain and on the way the pilot asked "what if you have to crap?" one of the climbers said "you hang her over the edge and let the mud falcon fly." I have been using it ever since.
Jan 13 2012 12:20AM
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SickJib_Brit
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++++K to you for making my week! Lost it so hard
Jan 13 2012 12:26AM
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skithesprings
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Similar to walking down stairs in ski boots, stocking the stream with brown trout in ski boots never gave me any trouble.

I just don't understand why people find it so challenging.
Jan 13 2012 12:50AM
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Toasty.
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those things are hard to shit into even in basketball shorts and a t-shirt. In paris those toilets look like a war zone.
Jan 13 2012 2:14AM
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GayWolf420
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This. More leg room for spreading your legs out when you tuck your Johnson down to piss along with spots to put your helmet and goggles and stuff like that.
Jan 13 2012 2:19AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i've done it twice with succes, but in hindsight i think it might be easier if next time i just strip down completely before taking a crap in one of those things ....

the skiboots on porcelain are really the trickiest part, closely followed by the "try-not-to-shit-on-your-pants"
Jan 13 2012 5:13AM
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quadbackscratch
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i still cant get over it those things must get so fucked up ... are public american toilets have fuckin shit all over them all the time i can only imagine what its like where u have to aim ... i bet alot of people smell and  have shit on there shoes ............ and im not seeing toilet paper any where loll
Jan 13 2012 8:28AM
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ski0rdie
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lol wtf , how id hate to clean those shitters
Jan 17 2012 9:00AM
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zulis
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Pooping in tall tee and baggy pants is a problem
Jan 17 2012 10:23AM
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ski0rdie
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well if u get a skiddy on you alls u have to do is blame it on a rail stain. lol. and blame the smell on ur buddy.
Jan 17 2012 10:28AM
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