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katie.
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To: The fucker that hit my car today in the school parking lot

First of all, I'd like to give you a nice cold FUCK YOU. That car is fucking new, and my parents are paying for it. They fucking trusted me with it, and now you've come and ruined it.

There is a dent right above the rear right headlight. And a scratch. You didn't have the fucking decency to leave me a note? You're a god damn coward. Fucking own up to what you did. I have to face the wrath of angry mom and dad because of some ignorant little SHIT who decided he was going to bump my innocent, cute Mazda and get away with it.

I'm sorry, you won't. I'm talking to the security guy and I'm going to watch the footage and I'm going to find you and I'm going to kill you and I'm going to eat your brains AND NOT FEEL BAD ABOUT IT AT ALL.

Sincerely,

You messed with the wrong bitch (and that bitch's parents)



Jan 11 2012 6:48PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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what car do you have?
Jan 11 2012 6:49PM
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LDV
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Reading fail.
Jan 11 2012 6:50PM
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-AP-
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I get door dings and little dents on my car all the time parking at school. What do you expect parking at a school parking lot....
Jan 11 2012 6:51PM
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katie.
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same colour and everything
Jan 11 2012 6:51PM
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PopsicleStand
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Sometimes is nice to just drive a beater, so you don't have to worry about tools hitting your ride and leaving.
Jan 11 2012 6:52PM
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Good_Deed
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is it yours or ur rents?
Jan 11 2012 6:54PM
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EricaMN.
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How about you tell us about how nice your "car" is along with your "chalet" and "hot as fuck 15 year old girlfriend." bro.
Jan 11 2012 6:54PM
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katie.
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i'm listed as the primary driver. i'm pissed because whoever it was is taking like 500$ out of my bank account, raising the insurance, and pissing my parents off
Jan 11 2012 6:56PM
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Good_Deed
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do you pay for any of that?
Jan 11 2012 6:58PM
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katie.
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the damages, yeah. and probably the ++ insurance.
Jan 11 2012 6:59PM
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Bassage.
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judging from your original post, i think you will go ape shit on this kid when you find out who it is, i give you an A++ for that!
Jan 11 2012 6:59PM
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Anathema
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FUCKERS AINT ALLOWED TO PLOW HER REAR END. COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR.
Jan 11 2012 6:59PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I was just asking because cute Mazda could mean a few of their models.
Jan 11 2012 7:00PM
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[hamnuts]
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Can you please not assume that everyone who gets a privilege is a spoiled brat. She's my best friend and works hard for everything she has, and treats that car like fucking gold. Shes pissed off that some piece of shit dented one of the things she's most thankful for and appreciates in her life.
Jan 11 2012 7:01PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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That's actually really kinda cute.
Jan 11 2012 7:01PM
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Deluge
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have had this happen to me, fuck kids like this.
Jan 11 2012 7:02PM
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[hamnuts]
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it is the cutest thing ever. sitting in the back can get kinda tight though
Jan 11 2012 7:02PM
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J.M
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almost as cute as your porsche?
Jan 11 2012 7:02PM
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katie.
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Matches the driver.

But seriously. I'm pissed out of my mind right now
Jan 11 2012 7:04PM
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soulskier
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that's quite the bummer, how do you plan to about plotting your revenge?
Jan 11 2012 7:04PM
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katie.
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finding, killing, eating brains. i had it all planned out in the OP
Jan 11 2012 7:06PM
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rareison
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Sowwy to hear that sis
Jan 11 2012 7:07PM
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-Alpha2-
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this will affect your insurance in no way whatsoever
Jan 11 2012 7:08PM
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PON3
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tehe you are cute ;)

Hi there, how are things?
Jan 11 2012 7:08PM
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Big.L
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OMG I feel sooo sorry for you. I hope that fucker burns in HELL. But seriously it's a dent and a scratch all cars have them whining on the Internet isn't gonna fix it
Jan 11 2012 7:10PM
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rareison
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Hey John,



Kindly fuck off, she's my sister.
Jan 11 2012 7:10PM
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katie.
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GAH it just is terrible. we've had it for just over a month.
Jan 11 2012 7:11PM
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Anathema
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not true. this one itself may not, but the more accidents you get into the worse off youre going to be, even if after 1 or 2 you dont see a spike in your insurance. its like in mario when you have 3 lives. sure it isn't game over after you die the first time, but now you only have 2 lives left. same sorta deal.
Jan 11 2012 7:11PM
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Anathema
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i hope you find him katie, and i hope you kick him right in the penis.
Jan 11 2012 7:12PM
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cubber
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reading across the thread list i see:

Dear piece of shit. Yum.

ar har har
Jan 11 2012 7:12PM
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J.M
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well in that case, kiran....

Hey, wanna go skiing with me?

Jan 11 2012 7:12PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
penis kickage will be unleashed on the poor fucker, you can hold me to it
Jan 11 2012 7:15PM
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wynnyk
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Jan 11 2012 7:17PM
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ryano
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not trying to be an asshole, but i'm really sick of all these feel bad for me threads today. its getting old. yea, i know it sucks when this kind of shit happens.

but why would your insurance go up if you're the one paying to have it fixed??

just dont report it and get it fixed.


and really, quit your bitching anyways.. your parents BOUGHT you the damned car to begin with. the least you can do is take care of it and fix it when shit happens to it. if you dont want that to happen park away from all the other cars in the parking lot and walk..

and if parents buy their kid that is still in school(highschool or college, idk), that nice of a car, they should only expect it to get trashed sooner rather than later.
Jan 11 2012 7:18PM
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iSmokeweed
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you dont have to inform the insurance companies......
Jan 11 2012 7:18PM
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rareison
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Damn rights
Jan 11 2012 7:19PM
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ORDEAL
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Really?
Jan 11 2012 7:22PM
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*DELETED*
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What have i learned today? Dont ever fuck with a newschoolers girl
Jan 11 2012 7:23PM
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katie.
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i never said i wasn't thankful for what i had, i said it just is the worst feeling to know that your parents TRUSTED you enought to let you drive one, and then someone ruins their confidence in you taking it to school by denting the car.

now let me explain. the car is leased. i have two younger siblings, who will, in the next 3 years, all be getting their learner's permit. the car is OURS. ie - when i go to university, it's staying home. plus, our school is quite far from where we live and if i'm not taking the bus it saves my parents driving 30 minutes each way to take us to school. its practical.

if you didn't want to read the thread, i'm sorry. i just wanted to rant a bit and i apologize if my frustration that the car is dented and i dont know who it was has bothered you.....
Jan 11 2012 7:23PM
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rareison
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Yes
Jan 11 2012 7:25PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Obvious solution is find his/her car and put two dents in it.
Jan 11 2012 7:26PM
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ORDEAL
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No way! I didnt know you had a sibling. Y she no go to coc?
Jan 11 2012 7:26PM
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RileyZap
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It was probably a woman who hit it. Women suck at driving.
Jan 11 2012 7:30PM
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rigzz
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scratch and dent might be less expensive to get fixed by yourself at a local garage, then with the insurances!
Jan 11 2012 7:31PM
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.AR6rider.
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I don't see why your parents would be upset with you in this situation. It's not like it was your fault some shithead ran into your car. If your school parking lot has cameras, find out who it was and make them pay for it. I guess the only thing you can do is park super far away from now on to make sure this doesn't happen. I know what you're feeling right now though and it sucks. I was rear ended sitting at a red light about 6 weeks after I got my license in a new car that my parents bought me. it's the worst feeling ever, but hopefully you can find the guy who did it and get it worked out without too much inconvenience to you or your parents.
Jan 11 2012 7:33PM
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.AR6rider.
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I bet you're not old enough to drive.
Jan 11 2012 7:34PM
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soulskier
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and if he doesnt learn his lesson, i'll walk a way without even bidding him good day
Jan 11 2012 7:35PM
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rareison
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No I'm kidding
Jan 11 2012 7:35PM
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RileyZap
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How much? But vibes to OP anyway, my friend got his car ran into, not major damage but a ton of stress.
Jan 11 2012 7:37PM
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.AR6rider.
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Your learner's permit doesn't count.
Jan 11 2012 7:39PM
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