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chicken
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go to www.google.com right now
Jan 11 2012 2:30AM
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.AR6rider.
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Geology rocks.
Jan 11 2012 2:31AM
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psh geology puns? gimme a minute to dig some up
Jan 11 2012 2:37AM
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timmi
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(y)
Jan 11 2012 2:38AM
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iFlip
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This thread is a real gem.
Jan 11 2012 2:40AM
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.AR6rider.
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Gneiss one.
Jan 11 2012 2:41AM
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Toasty.
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lol'd pretty good
Jan 11 2012 2:42AM
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You boys dig some gneiss cleavage..?
Jan 11 2012 2:43AM
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so thats a no captain..?
Jan 11 2012 2:47AM
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Orrin
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Don't ever take anything for granite guys.
Jan 11 2012 4:10AM
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eastcoastplanker
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amidoinitright?
Jan 11 2012 4:43AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Schist happens man !

geology represent !!

This year our department had hoodies printed, the girls got one with a volcano on the back saying "Hot spot coming through !"

and the boys "Geologists like to feel the earth move" with a house shaking as if in an earthquake and a text bubble coming out of a window saying "Yeah baby!"
Jan 11 2012 6:09AM
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I_Am_Mod
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oh and for the pun-loving geo-geeks:
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^^this is Cummingtonite
Jan 11 2012 6:11AM
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Bateman
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i was at a geology museom and they had shitloads of "Pimprocks"

Could upload pics if u want.
Jan 11 2012 6:24AM
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Spinoza
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for the future
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Jan 11 2012 10:25AM
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1080bio
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thrusting leads to orogeny

rolling rocks lead to mass wasting

back when I was an u-grad my department made shirts that said "gneiss realgar" if you don't get that one look up the chemical formula for realgar.
Jan 11 2012 10:53AM
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corona
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Reading all these puns is giving me a good apatite to make a few gneiss rock jokes myself. However, I'm not going to take it for granite that they're that easy to cleave from my mind. Maybe with some practice mineral off the tongue quite easily. Too bad Mohs geology jokes are too obvious ore lame and it can be tuff to make a good one. Some even lose their marbles trying to think of them, but it's key to begin with a clean slate before you can start to chalk them up. You don't even need a geological orogen to strike up a conversation about rocks and slip a pun into the conversation. The key is to not thrust them in as you speak or it might turn out faulty and the person will have a jaded opinion of your sense of humour. Best to let them lead and dip them in when you can. If none of your jokes leave a scratch then sometimes it's best to just jet ore they might not talc to you again.
Jan 11 2012 11:20AM
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Tortid
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lost it hahahah
Jan 11 2012 11:24AM
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DERS.
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im taking a geology class next semester. does that count
Jan 11 2012 11:24AM
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vailsux.com
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I try not to take NS for granite, but this thread is piece of schist.
Jan 11 2012 11:28AM
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iFlip
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Yeah, probably 3 or 4 credits if you pass. Seriously, how dense are you? It sounds like you're at least an 8 on the Mohs scale.
Jan 11 2012 11:35AM
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I_Am_Mod
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nice!
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Jan 11 2012 11:43AM
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TheStamos
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Google is so.. so.. Stratified man..
Jan 11 2012 11:50AM
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TheStamos
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I enjoy this thread!

Jan 11 2012 2:15PM
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