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Stripclub!

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Lucas.B
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Your stories!
Jan 11 2012 1:03AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
An asian stripper asked if I wanted to fuck! I said no!!
Jan 11 2012 1:07AM
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Ryley*
Posts: 300 - Karma: 50
Im 14







whats a stripclub?
Jan 11 2012 1:07AM
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.AR6rider.
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One time at the strip club I killed a stripper, threw her in my trunk, and then used her as a sex doll for two months. Unfortunately, her body got too decomposed so I was forced to dump her in a local swamp, but I got lonely so I went back for her. Now she sits in my basement as a trophy.
Jan 11 2012 1:09AM
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Ribss.
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I thought this kind of was normal. Doesn't everyone do this?
Jan 11 2012 1:10AM
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RZcrew
Posts: 366 - Karma: 2,211
thats just kinda wierd





hehehehehe
Jan 11 2012 1:10AM
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cobra_commander
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Seattle Sucks, Portland Rocks.
Jan 11 2012 1:11AM
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eastcoastplanker
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lean up on your elbows on the stage, theyll put their snatch in your face
Jan 11 2012 1:13AM
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gnarnia.
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i went once because a client of mine at work wanted to about two winters ago, and its not my thing at all. i played the part, did what i had to do without being too involved, because im not into that sort of place whatsoever. some chick that worked there saw that i was kind of just going through the motions, and made me go sit with her. i thought sure part of the routine, probably does this every night, blah blah..well it wasnt. she literally started crying, saying how she hates working there, it was for school etc, and that im a normal type dude that shes been dying to have a conversation with. she put her number in my phone and called hers so she would have mine, and she literally to this day texts me every couple months out of the blue telling me shes in school because of the conversation we had, wants to visit me, crazy shit. weirdest thing ever, still havent told my girlfriend about it and never will haha.
Jan 11 2012 1:21AM
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Mr_Orange
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Throwing coins at strippers snatches is very demeaning to women... so I heat my coins up with a lighter...

That way they'll think twice before they spread they're legs the next time.
Jan 11 2012 1:25AM
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cobra_commander
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You have no idea about Thai strip club shows. All the stories are true.
Jan 11 2012 1:32AM
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.Hugo.
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THAT IS SOMEONES DAUGHTER UP THERE!!!
Jan 11 2012 1:46AM
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Lucas
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Seattle just has less hipster shit heads.
Jan 11 2012 2:02AM
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timmi
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I fell asleep in a strip club once. I wasn't drunk, i had just been travelling for 30 hours.
Jan 11 2012 2:06AM
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Peter.
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that's great

was she hot
Jan 11 2012 2:07AM
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Runnie_D
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Wins
Jan 11 2012 2:22AM
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im mormon... :(
Jan 11 2012 2:25AM
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.AR6rider.
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Well, at least you can pretend to enjoy your 12 ugly wives and 33 children.
Jan 11 2012 2:27AM
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its all pink on the inside.
Jan 11 2012 2:49AM
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FLBP
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They always work there to "pay for school"
Jan 11 2012 4:03AM
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t_rob
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I heard some stories from my friends honeymoon. Holy shit.
Jan 11 2012 4:33AM
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shibby
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Should have called Chuck Testa mang.
Jan 11 2012 6:16AM
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I_Am_Mod
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I don't want pink-eye ....
Jan 11 2012 6:17AM
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exile_ch
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Well, let's claim a little bit.

Well I traveled extensively throughout SE Asia, with many pit stop in Thailand and I am now living in Shanghai where all kind of stuff is going down as well.

Not so sure if NS is a place for that kind of stories tho.

Let's just say everything you heard about Bangkok district like Nana Plaza (remember that scene in Hangover 2? :) , or Patong in Phuket or some shady place in Phnom Penh Cambodia, Kuta in Bali or KTV stories in China are ALL REAL .

I just finished my night yesterday at Manhatan's in Shanghai, came back alone tho. Proud of me.

Speaking of which, Im not really proud about half the stuff I did. Some times its a LOT of fun, some times you wake up in the morning with a light wallet, a bad hangover and a serious urge to kill yourself.

... but it's mostly fun.

And im heading back to Thailand and Cambodia for 2 weeks in less than a month. Pretty stoked :) .

/shameclaim
Jan 11 2012 6:55AM
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WakaShocka
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details broooooo!

Jan 11 2012 8:43AM
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doitbig
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My buddy got married in Jamaica.  Insisted on waiting till we were there to have his bacholor party.  Paid a few guys working at our hotel to take us out.  Literally went to the SLUMS of Jamaica to a "strip club" with broken mirrows around the stage and a 2x4 as the pole.  Literally scared for my life in that place.

Jan 11 2012 8:59AM
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Bubba-Snax
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and for the night ill be her daddy
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Jan 11 2012 9:27AM
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west-coast
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this...holy shit, i went to thailand, cambodia, and hong over the summer and its exactly like the hangover. bangkok is literally insane at night..first day in the market some dude sold this guy coke and e next to me and hookers just wave and grab you when you walk by. too bad i was too young to do anything fun..definitely returning when I'm older
Jan 11 2012 9:50AM
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El.Guapo
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i went to a stripclub once... in GTA4.... being under age sucks
Jan 11 2012 10:01AM
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exile_ch
Posts: 715 - Karma: 609
Well it's pretty late here in China and i'm dead tired.  But if this thread doesn't die during the night, I'll share 1 or 2 crispy stories tomorrow :) .

And yes it might involves drugs, hookers, ping pong balls, ladyboys and lots of stupidity.

Good night ns.
Jan 11 2012 10:07AM
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GypsyLovin
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Dude thats quite the story! I mean yeah thats kind of a wierd thing to tell your girlfriend but still that chick must have been hella lonely! Youre a good man ;D
Jan 11 2012 10:27AM
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Brenone
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Bring girls with you to the strip club if you really want to have some fun.
Jan 11 2012 10:36AM
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yuck
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when i went to the stripclubs in montreal it was the girls we were with you initiated it. all the guys were thinking it but the girls wanted to go the most.

my buddy passed out with his head resting on the stage and the stripper had to step over his head but other than that nothing too crazy.


however, I was in montreal and some guy in my hotel was a midget (actually a midget) and he lost his V to a stripper at a sketchy ass club, and the bouncers made him and his friends pay a total of 400 dollars for it then he had to pay them all back. which fucking sucks
Jan 11 2012 10:40AM
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Elg
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I went to one in spain with a couple of friends last summer, and one of the strippers cuffed my buddy, stole his wallet and told the security guards that he was touching her and then he got thrown out.

Last spring i went to amsterdam with some other friends and went to a couple of sex shows, just to see what it was like. They´re like theaters, and it held about 300 people at once. It had strippers, couples fucking on stage, this huge black man getting girls from the audience to undress him, and this one sort of hot looking middle aged woman picked 4 guys to eat a banana out of her vagina. The craziest part was this girl who just walked around on stage for five minutes, then got undressed, pulled out a cigar and lit it. Then she got on her back, pointed her feet in the air and put the cigar in her vagina, and smoked it. She actually inhaled the smoke and blew it out!

Jan 11 2012 11:00AM
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Tortid
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perfectly used good chap
Jan 11 2012 11:21AM
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