Replying to Constipation. HELP!! Im going to die!!

Seriously. Ive had my right ACL reconstructed and the anasthetic ive been given has SERIOUSLY fucked my digestive system. Ive have not had so much of a sniff of a shit in 5 DAM DAYS. Ive been eating loads and im in pain!!
Google and ASK.com are SHIT!!!!!
Does anyone have any fixes??
Ive taken some strong liquid laxtive about 4 hours ago and its done fuck all.
A friend has suggested squirting water in my ass, if the pain gets anyworse i might consider it! Will this work? Anyelse have any other suggestions???

PLEASE TYPE FAST!!!!