not even kidding, last year in italy i saw this old gaper shuffeling on his skis over the asphalt in the parking lot towards his car, then he unbuckled his boots, while still snapped into his skis, put on his normal shoes and put the skis, with boots still attached, into his truck ...
at first i couldn't believe this guy was serious, but literally everything added up to this guy, the beard, the stunna clip-on shades, the headband, the beard, the onepiece, the rear entry boots, i'm sure he was 100% serious about it ....