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FOR YEARS, MAN HAS BEEN ASKING MANY QUESTIONS:

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Drail
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IS THERE A GOD?

IS THERE LIFE OUTSIDE OF OUR PLANET?

WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

November 2004 - are you ready?

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
Sep 13 2004 1:55AM
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fgdgfddsf
Posts: 697 - Karma: 11
Ur gay


[eveni]

Sep 13 2004 2:03AM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
(1) No. there is only you!
(2) Probability would suggest yes.
(3) not sure.

Next questions.

(1) Who are you?
(2) And where did the world come from? has it always existed or did something come out of nothing?
Sep 13 2004 3:26AM
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Breheny
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^dude how could u not no who lives in a pinaple under the sea....SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!



Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'Peter, what did i tell you not to do last night?'
'drink at the frat party'
'and what did you do last night?'
'drank at the fra.....ooooooh i almost walked rite into that one!'
Sep 13 2004 4:10AM
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BigRich
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What that cartoon guy?? hmmm. guess he came after i stoped watching loads of tv.
Sep 13 2004 4:16AM
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davidh
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here's a good question (yes, I know I'm ripping this off the man-show, thank you)

Why did god give me a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time?
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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces'

-lateralis

You know our country is fucked when the best golfer is a black guy, the best rapper is a white guy, and it is led by three guys named bush, dick, and colon.
Sep 13 2004 5:46AM
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ductapeboy
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Misty: you're a fucking idiot.
BigRitch: if you don't know who Mike_Hunt is you really havn't been on this site nearly enough.
and Darryl: you have too much time on your hands. you should really stop thinking soo much and come back to ontario so we can have hot gay sex.
you're sexy.


Dave Pauls
www.NSClothing.com
www.CorbettsSkiShop.com

I like dead kittens.
Sep 13 2004 8:31AM
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lineskier10
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mike hunt is a special thing that not too many know about
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Sep 13 2004 8:44AM
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manus
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actually davidh that is a rip off from Robin Williams and his joke that God gave man a penis and a brain but only enough blood to work one at a time.


life is too short to have any regrets
Sep 13 2004 9:58AM
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Melvs
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wait... is his name really mike hunt?? like... MY CUNT????


oh wait, it's daryl, nevermind. to answer all your questions... maybe.
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
Sep 13 2004 12:29PM
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aggro_sk8
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will NS ever become mature?

when will Harvey get homesick?

is mike_hunt10 really a man?
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

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Sep 13 2004 1:08PM
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proZach
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1) no
2) yes
3) possibly.



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Sep 13 2004 1:12PM
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aggro_sk8
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#2 isnt yes or no, but when, cause we all know it will happen
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172


Sep 13 2004 1:14PM
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proZach
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that sounds like a yes




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Sep 13 2004 1:15PM
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asac
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whoa i haven't seen mike on in a while.





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alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
Sep 13 2004 1:18PM
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DAMICO
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1.yes
2.probably
3.who gives a damn...



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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!



*NS Skateboarders Cult*
Sep 13 2004 1:29PM
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wiener
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were we born a 'clean slate' and learn from experience and senses or were our traits inherited?
AMA-RIP
Sep 13 2004 1:40PM
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fairygirl
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DARRYL!



'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
Sep 13 2004 10:17PM
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sconnyFC
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why do guys shake it after they pee?


...cause you can't teach a penis to sniffle.








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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.
Sep 13 2004 10:21PM
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aggro_sk8
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lateralis: because his dog wont lick it off

the rest of us: were to lazy to wipe it off w/ tp
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172


Sep 13 2004 10:30PM
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bitchassphatz
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wipe your dick with tp....what planet are you from? i only do that if i got a load of cum getting crusty. but that only happens after i cream pie darryls mom (Ingrid i miss you ::heart::..::ass slap:: you like that don't you?).


[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
Sep 14 2004 9:03AM
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ductapeboy
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darryl's mom is hot shit.... like come on she is an 80's work out queen / aerobics instructor at the YMCA. man i gota get into aerobics... i bet she would cut me a deal on the classes.... if i did certain services for her. ;) sooo hot. ha ha ha. you love the abuse.


Dave Pauls
www.NSClothing.com
www.CorbettsSkiShop.com

I like dead kittens.
Sep 14 2004 9:42AM
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bitchassphatz
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dude i jsut 'work out' with her on the side and i get free lessons. sometimes she even pays me for the work out i give her. that missing tooth is so fuckin hot too.....mmmm


[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
Sep 14 2004 9:46AM
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ESB
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I have a press kit for the Spongebob movie that actually includes a giant yellow sponge about six inches long, four wide and three deep. I'll sell it to anyone for $500. Come get your giant fucking sponge, bitches!

Ron Paxton: 'As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.'
Wayne: 'It certainly does suck.'
Sep 14 2004 1:20PM
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ScratchCobra66
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haha bitchazzphatz has to be the funniest memmber on this site...but not only is he funny, he can make smart posts too, unlike alot of you. =)



I want it to snow.
Sep 14 2004 1:45PM
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eastAR5
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^ yo i know about that 'clean slate' idea from Hist class! John Locke thought that everyone was born with a clean slate and was effected by their enviroment. word!





Park Life
Sep 14 2004 1:54PM
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skiierman
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John Locke is a fuckin idiot. I learned about him last year that lead me to that conclusion, I just dont remember what that reason was.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 14 2004 2:06PM
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404404
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^ you eat the cock
Sep 14 2004 3:12PM
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wiener
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how about creationism? did you learn about that crap?
AMA-RIP
Sep 14 2004 6:07PM
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