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I'm a 2000 year old shaman, ask me anything..

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DaveM
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I will answer to the best of my abilities.
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
What were Leonardo Da Vinci's final words?
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eirikdl
Posts: 268 - Karma: 331
Why are you stil alive?
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,175
THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION I HAVE EVER SEENT IN MY LIFE
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Shireshredder
Posts: 331 - Karma: 57
Where can i find a fountain of youth?

Whats the deal with religion?

How can i get unlimited money and fuck loads of bitches?
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
how do you get to chads gap from from the bottom of alta?
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
How do you get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta?
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
BEAT ME TO IT FUUUUUU
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Did you die already?
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
Who was the first (non-religiously believed) person to live?
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Why would a guy only 2000 years old know that better than you or me?
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,175
THIS O MY FUCKINGAWD
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
Who did I have sex with on july the 23rd 2011.
She was blond, that's all I remember.
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

LAWL :D

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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
But yours had better punctuation.
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
why does my hand smell like oranges?
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
it's a tie, then
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
this is the internet though
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
If you masturbate too much can you really grow hair on your palms?
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
True, very true, but in my perspective it's a tie.
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
its settled!
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
I think our Shaman died.
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4237 - Karma: 10,747
by this do you mean get fuck loads of bitches, as in get a lot of bitches, or fuck loads of bitches, like have sex with lots of bitches?

#philosophizingoverherelikeaboss
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Holte
Posts: 10750 - Karma: 7,995
What was Montreal like 1800 years ago?
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Shireshredder
Posts: 331 - Karma: 57
It doesnt matter which one, either way, i still make sexy time with loads of bitches
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
used the callout at stratton today. IT FUCKING WORKED. baller status.
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,307
Was it all a dream?
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
shut up dave
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
He said "ask me anything"
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,267
how did the platypus come to be?

why can't i internet?
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
.................................................
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 85
did I used to read word up magazine?
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
who am i?
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Bludbath
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
Was it really, Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine?
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DW.
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 74
The meaning of life, what is it?
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Were they're really pictures on my wall?
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Was I hanging pichas on the wall every saturday rap attack mr. magic marley marl?
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JakeAssBeatClap
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.
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-GL-
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 37
that was way back
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Has anyone on NS actually pee'd in a chicks butt? I don't mean butt secks, I mean actually take a piss in her butt.
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
ejaculated but no pee.
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Ahaha, did she poop it out? Or did it stay in there?
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
shit there was question so good it killed da vinci? thats a fucking good question.
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
where can i find a fountain of mountain dew?
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
what happens when pinoccio says "my nose is about to grow" ????
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,267
if a woman says she is wrong, is she still wrong?
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
We need answers!
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
+K for the laughs
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
fu
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ween
Posts: 153 - Karma: 27
Oh great shaman, why must people give female newschoolers karma for little to no reason?
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