Or natures way of cock blocking me with my own flaccid penis while i finally bag this girl after a couple months of waiting for the moment when I could meet her and talk to her. Which came at a party at my house in which I was already shamboozled but that perfect level when you're spitting game like a champ, but still hammered. Took her to my room hooked up. Got naked. Kept hooking up. Nothing happened down there if you know what i mean. Then came the most demoralizing moment of my life. (This is about to be painfully embarrassing for you to hear and if this has ever happened i'm sorry to bring back up past holed up memories)
Her- "Whats wrong down there is everything ok?"
Me- "Uhm, yeah just a little drunk."
Her- "It's not me is it?"
Me- "No of course not you're gorgeous now come here!"
(started hooking up furiously almost get a semi chub... almost)
Her- "Will it help if i just give you head?"
Me- "Uhm yeah probably."
then the most horrific embarrassing moment of my life.
This gorgeous girl goes down on me, I'm wasted, I'm soft, and she is trying her darndest to get me up. Using her mouth. But for about two minutes the whiskey flowing around my body just wouldn't let anything happen. The sight of my soft willy like that was horrifying not to mention this gorgeous girl giving me head and it just being like a fucking soft slug or some shit. It was so fucking embarrassing. I told her "Look just stop, its not you its me i'm just really drunk and i can't get hard very well when I have been drinking."
She got up put her clothes on and dipped I told her she could crash there and we could do it again in the morning if she wanted... She didn't want to, she got changed and left so damn fast. Ever since that day she won't look at me in the eye when i see her. I went up to her at another party about a month after and she walked away as i approached, i asked her friend like look whats up with her did i do something? Her friend just told me that she gets horribly embarrassed around me. She didn't think she was good enough or that she was doing something wrong when you we hooked up. I felt so bad.
My flaccid, whiskey filled, drunk penis embarrassed me and this girl so bad that we both now feel inferior as humans.
My penis made a girls self esteem plummet and it took mine down with it.
getting head with a soft dick is the worst thing ever.
