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I NEED A JOB!!!1!11!!!

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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
So, today i realized that our world runs on a magical green piece of paper called money. And i realized i don't have any of it! so i drove on down to the local ski shop to see if they were hiring. They weren't. And i need a job. Does anyone have any suggestions for me? No, i'm not interested in cheap prostitution or lawn mowing services. So if anyone has a job that they love tell me why you like it so i can get some ideas!
Jan 2 2012 11:53PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
your looking for a job, not a career, your not gonna love it let alone like it, jobs suck, man up and go to mcdonalds
Jan 2 2012 11:54PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Pizza place, easy money.
Jan 2 2012 11:54PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Go to Everest college and get a fun and exiting new career, all the people on the commercials look like they are doing really well, and they came from nothing!
Jan 2 2012 11:57PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
sports store. wander around and talk to people, make commission, be guaranteed at least minimum and then on days where you have events like clearance sales happening you'll make a killing.
Jan 2 2012 11:57PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
yes you are right, jobs do suck, but i don't want to get a job that's miserable and humiliating.
Jan 2 2012 11:58PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
Also let me clarify, I'm in high school looking for a job, NOT A CAREER.
Jan 2 2012 11:58PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
video rental places are fun and have their perks
Jan 2 2012 11:59PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
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Jan 3 2012 12:01AM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
considered it. would be a bad idea for me though cause i'd probably lose the drugs
Jan 3 2012 12:04AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13116 - Karma: 19,024
So let me get this straight:

 You want to work, but you dont want to put in time or effort and you don't want to start at the bottom rung of society. Kids these days...

Dude, I was cutting lawns for years when I was 15 to build a resume. I made enough to get into ecotourism where I got a level 1 ski instructor and a rock climbing guide certification.

From there, I went through college in a 3 year degree and now earning good money.



Easy money doesnt exist
Jan 3 2012 1:22AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Get the fuck of NS and go and apply everywhere! Who cares if you work at McDicks. It's not for the rest of your life.
Jan 3 2012 1:31AM
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hot.pocket
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Jan 3 2012 2:06AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
restaurants (ie mcdonalds, burger king, apple bees, buffalo wild wings, etc) gas stations, malls are a gold mine for high school jobs.


seriously dude who gives a shit where you work in high school any where is a good experience .... i delivered pizzas from sophomore in high school through when i was back on break in college.
Jan 3 2012 2:12AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
So bro, you seem to be lacking in knowledge for jobs for high schoolers. Basically, if you clock in and clock out, it can be done by a highschooler (maybe not waiter, depends on your states liquor laws).

Find small restaurants or companies that might be willing to hire, and they will be the best place to work for.
Jan 3 2012 7:12PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
When I was in high school I worked at target as a cashier/cart attendent. I wouldn't want the job now, but I actually enjoyed it a lot back then. Obviously it starts around minimum wage, but they treated me well and as a cart attendent you sort of take care of a lot of stuff on your own so you're not constantly getting bossed around. If you know how to work efficiently, you'll find the job pretty laid back. Just put on a smile, be friendly and dress decent for the interview and you're in..they hire pretty much anyone.
Jan 3 2012 7:16PM
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p-nutt
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i work at bike shop, its sickk especially this time of year all we do is ride scooters around the shop and make stickers. But dont get me wrong it is hard work during the cycling season.
Jan 3 2012 7:17PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

whats wrong with prostitution? fat chicks need love too.... but they gotta pay

Jan 3 2012 7:21PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Nope. Crabman // Darrel from My Name is Earl. Get learned.
Jan 3 2012 7:29PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

sell sperm..

Jan 3 2012 7:39PM
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bjobe
Posts: 343 - Karma: 26
Pick up my dogs shit?

Jan 3 2012 7:41PM
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JDUB28
Posts: 372 - Karma: 18
think of places that will have a decent amount of tip-giving.

waiter, car washer, or prostitute?
Jan 3 2012 7:59PM
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Curb.
Posts: 370 - Karma: 91
thats what i thought but idk if it really is
Jan 3 2012 8:07PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,470
i would work at a store called McDicks any day
Jan 3 2012 8:13PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
McDonalds...
Jan 3 2012 8:20PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,470
Fuck it i'm opening a burger joint called McDicks
Jan 3 2012 8:35PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
General or hard labor. It will suck but they generally pay well, and itll make a man out of you.
Jan 3 2012 8:46PM
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skithesouth
Posts: 145 - Karma: 8
Im a ski instructor, I teach one or two lessons a day, get a free pass, get paid, and spend every night riding
Jan 3 2012 11:08PM
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saskskierftw
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Thisthisthis
Jan 3 2012 11:12PM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,281
it exist ! i make easy money !

you just need to put some effort in it ! and look at my sig to knwo what i'm talking about !
Jan 3 2012 11:13PM
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