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jabronis*aunt
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
anyone got any??
Jan 2 2012 11:35PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
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Jan 2 2012 11:39PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
i run faster horny than you do scared
Jan 2 2012 11:40PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
I would swim up the Amazon with 45 lb dumbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres's queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a nice sea food dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection
Jan 2 2012 11:41PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
roses are red violets are blue. i have a gun. get in the van
Jan 2 2012 11:41PM
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chiefbroseph
Posts: 720 - Karma: 523
you turn my soft ware in to hard ware!

word of the day is legs, lets go to my house and spread the word!

are you an alien? cuz you just abducted my heart.
Jan 2 2012 11:43PM
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jeremyo13
Posts: 493 - Karma: 288
i am really tempted to sig the part about ellen's queef as air supply
Jan 3 2012 12:01AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Jan 3 2012 12:02AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i saw a girl taking a shot by herself at the bar one night when i was with a bunch of buddies. i looked over and said "forever alone" with a :[ face. she laughed, we spoke, we drank, we danced, i took her home. overall, it worked out pretty well. lucky, i guess. turned out she was a bit of a joker and was familiar with all the internet shenanigans too.
Jan 3 2012 12:10AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
HEY YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASS FUCK THIS IS A REPOST SO GO SUCK A GIGANTIC FUCKING DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT WANNABE DICK FACE SHIT HEAD
Jan 3 2012 12:12AM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
hey do u like re-reading thing that have already been posted? cuz boy do i have a bunch for you!
Jan 3 2012 12:16AM
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
Hahahaha sigged
Jan 3 2012 12:33AM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
one day I will finally write something sig worthy, and I shall be happy.
Jan 3 2012 12:39AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
Merry Christmas
Jan 3 2012 1:07AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
What's got 300 teeth and is holding back the incredible hulk?

My fly.


What's the difference between jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my cock down your throat.
Jan 3 2012 1:26AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4226 - Karma: 10,626
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Jan 3 2012 1:53AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
My dick just died can I bury it in your ass?
Jan 3 2012 1:55AM
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AntEater
Posts: 207 - Karma: 45
I just pissed my pants, can i get in yours??
Jan 3 2012 1:57AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
does this rag smell like chloroform to you
Jan 3 2012 2:10AM
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ShakeWeight
Posts: 98 - Karma: 20
"Your all wet can i come in.. "oh thats not how it goes"
Jan 3 2012 2:28AM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,281

Me: Hey babe wanna searchbar sometime?

Gets the girls on my dick every time


im like a rubiks cube... the more you play with me the harder i get!


Hey nice legs, what time do they open?


woah how did you find your way so quickly?

my way where?
the way to my heart..


i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?



Nice to meet you, why aren't you sucking my cock.



wanna play pearl harbor, i lie on the ground and you blow the shit out of me



"Do you work at Subway? Yah Because you give me a footlong!"




Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac..

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Wanna fuuuuck?



Are you from Ireland? because when i look at you my penis is dublin




uy goes and sits down beside chick in class
girl: um hi
guy: Hey is it cool if i sit here?
girl: sure I guess..
guy: ok sweet, whats your name?
girl: answers

they chat for a bit, random bs

girl randomly says: just so you know I have a boyfriend
guy: Im wearing a purple shirt
girl: uh what? laughs awkwardly..
guy: Oh sorry! I thought for a second there we were talking about things that don't matter!





Jan 3 2012 2:46AM
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Mr.Burns
Posts: 30 - Karma: 15
wanna get a cheese pizza and fuck?
Jan 3 2012 5:45AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
You ruined the last one....

guy: So, want to come home with me?
girl: I have a boyfriend
guy: I have a goldfish
girl: what?
guy: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.


But really this entire thread is largely pointless. The only pickup line you'll ever need: "What's your name?"
Jan 3 2012 5:54AM
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Mike-O
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Jan 3 2012 6:05AM
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.Tom.
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 910
I think we have a winner ladies and gentlemen.
Jan 3 2012 6:15AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
didn't read the thread...
Jan 3 2012 6:41AM
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Zvarenza_724
Posts: 206 - Karma: 13

You didnt finish the joke...

her: ummm no

you: You dont like pizza?

Jan 3 2012 8:19AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4226 - Karma: 10,626
I did, just somehow missed that one.
Jan 3 2012 5:29PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Haha, that is pretty funny.
Jan 3 2012 5:30PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
GUYS OH MY GOD.
Jan 3 2012 5:38PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I tried using this pickup line once. It didnt work very well...
Jan 3 2012 5:43PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Hahaha... Jesus. Now that's funny.

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Jan 3 2012 6:08PM
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bjobe
Posts: 343 - Karma: 26
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because i see myself in your pants.
Jan 3 2012 9:19PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Hahahaha
Jan 3 2012 10:04PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I have the white one! /MOFUCKINGCLAIM!!!


ITS HOLOGRAPHIC!!!!
Jan 3 2012 10:10PM
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Bassage.
Posts: 512 - Karma: 822
let us fuck!
Jan 3 2012 10:14PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
I'D LIKE TO CUT OFF ALL OF YOUR HAIR AND UH... PUT IT IN A BOX
Jan 3 2012 10:16PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
my dick. your ass. no lube. and a hella good time
Jan 3 2012 11:22PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
"Want to know how I know we're having sex tonight? Because I'm stronger than you."
Jan 3 2012 11:26PM
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jkauffman22
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 1,150
* Girl randomly says: just so you know, i have a boyfriend
guy: and i have a math test...
girl: uh what?
guy: i thought we were talking about things we were planning on cheating on.
Jan 3 2012 11:39PM
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