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404404
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Il start, we are in Hospital in the Jaryatics unit. Im sucking the bile off some 87 yaer old como pacenit while poping a feal. Ok now some one walk in
Sep 11 2004 2:57PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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I walk in with nothing but my lab coat on.
Excuse me nurse! But what are you doing? I look at you with a very stern yet curious look
Aug 13 2013 5:55PM
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lineskier10
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geriatric? stay in school
Aug 13 2013 5:59PM
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erikK
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threads
Aug 13 2013 5:59PM
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.frenchy
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What a horny, perverted 14 year old you were.

;)
Aug 13 2013 6:00PM
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CaptainObvious.
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WHO TOOK THE TIME TO DIG THIS RELIC UP!?!
Aug 13 2013 6:07PM
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Accualywasdolan
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Haha
Aug 13 2013 6:09PM
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RubberSoul
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great thread. horrific speller though DAMN
Aug 13 2013 6:09PM
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Accualywasdolan
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This thread was made on the 3rd anniversary of the towers attacks. That was so long ago good lord
Aug 13 2013 6:10PM
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Accualywasdolan
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
Aug 13 2013 6:11PM
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-MK-
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This is going no where
Aug 13 2013 6:16PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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This is weird/awesomely old
Aug 13 2013 6:16PM
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james6345789
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Asl ?
Aug 13 2013 6:18PM
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Kajex
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Well, this just turned my shitty day around haha
Aug 13 2013 6:19PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I wanna do more.
Aug 13 2013 6:19PM
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Mr.Huck
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... and it's shocking that nobody replied to this back in 2004.
Aug 13 2013 6:22PM
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Logey.
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As the person walks in with dinner for everyone, the person started pretending she was from pawn stars and told them she couldn't do more than 20.00 or an affliction long sleeve t-shirt
Aug 13 2013 6:30PM
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I_Am_Mod
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While sucking out the bile, i'm surprised by your unexpected visit and i quickly swallow the warm sticky stuff and quickly explain what i was doing. There were no more vacuum pumps to suck it out so i had to use my mouth. You gently wipe off some of the bile dripping from the corners off my mouth with one of your virgin white latex gloves and tell me that you always carry your own vacuum pump and you suggest that i use that ...





Aug 13 2013 6:31PM
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Stickity
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I remove the spaghetti from my fanny pack and begin weeping while rubbing said spaghetti all over my knees and elbows
Aug 13 2013 6:36PM
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Olimar
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The nurse begins to comfort me stating that everything will be okay. She cleans the spaghetti sauce from my body, getting more and more sexual with each wipe of the wet cloth.
Aug 13 2013 6:41PM
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Olimar
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she accidentally removes my pant button and my pants fall down releasing even more spaghetti onto the floor. So much spaghetti that it covers the body of the coma patient.
Aug 13 2013 6:42PM
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hippy.
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I AM MASTURBATING IN THE CORNER WHILE MAKING MY EARS POP STARING AT AN OLD LADY
Aug 13 2013 6:42PM
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Peter.
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just some killer spelling by andy
Aug 13 2013 8:05PM
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JWeinstock
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i dont even no
Aug 13 2013 9:23PM
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DrewPeacock
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im in the corner of a dark room, wearing only a wizard hood, making out with line future spins AND THEN.....
Aug 13 2013 9:34PM
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shy
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This thread is absolute gold.
Sep 26 2016 12:04PM
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Rparr
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http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
Sep 26 2016 1:16PM
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soulskier
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I subtly correct your misspelling of geriatric while driving my cold hard sword into your sheath
Sep 26 2016 2:23PM
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Pozzy
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Wow this is fucked
Sep 26 2016 3:39PM
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CaptainObvious.
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CaptainObvious.WHO TOOK THE TIME TO DIG THIS RELIC UP!?!


Three years later and my reply still fucking stands.
Sep 26 2016 4:49PM
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a_burger
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CaptainObvious.Three years later and my reply still fucking stands.


1.go to andy parrys threads
2. scroll back to like 2002
3. bump one of his MANY shitposts
4. ?????
5. profit
Sep 26 2016 6:38PM
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Mr.Bishop
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ParryWithAnAIl start, we are in Hospital in the Jaryatics unit. Im sucking the bile off some 87 yaer old como pacenit while poping a feal. Ok now some one walk in


Whoa
Sep 29 2016 11:18AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22714 - Karma: 76,725
a_burger1.go to andy parrys threads
2. scroll back to like 2002
3. bump one of his MANY shitposts
4. ?????
5. profit


You could also probably do this with many of the pros in their late '20s.

So many of them were the shitposting 14 year olds twelve years ago. :)
Sep 29 2016 11:19AM
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