gang bang record...

Jesus Christ.

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From now on, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told!

haha just great
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fuck id love to sign up but my gf would be too suspicious




My time is winding down.............just wait for it

attention newschoolers. i'm going to break her record by having a 200 person anal gang bang.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

count me in! i wanna be first tho cuz i dont want no sloppy seconds




My time is winding down.............just wait for it

so tempting



Some folks look for answers, others look for fights
Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites


Goes to show, you don't ever know
Watch each card you play and play it slow

that would suck to b mr 150.

her face didnt look that bad, too bad there were no pictures of her taking a hard cock up the ass




My time is winding down.............just wait for it

There will be staff at the door and on the set to answer any questions, or to get you anything you might need. I will be obviously too busy getting my ass reconstructed to be of any help. :-)

hehe, thats great
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Chris



Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

if u scroll down to the bottom theres a link to her porn page, she's pretty hot
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Chris



Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

she should take the cumshot record at the same time...
'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'

sweet, someone do that please



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee

wow just wow, that is going to be one sore and lose ass hole

YESA SEE YOU GUYS LATER!!!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

im in

-Dan



RED SOX

haha, I should do it. I'm pretty sure I have a seminar down in la around that time.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

holy shit dude, why the hell would she want to break that record? I wonder what the record is for most anal stitches cause I think she's going to break that one too.

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'

thats gonna hurt after awhile

ok

imagine if everyone cum inside...
'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'

she will not have control of her bowel movements after this stunt









Drop Cliffs not Bombs

I hope someone with a 14 inch cock tears her apart in the beginning so she'll be crying the rest of the time.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.

they going to pull out or going to keep it in?

they have to pull out
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Chris



Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

yea she said no cream pies




Some folks look for answers, others look for fights
Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites


Goes to show, you don't ever know
Watch each card you play and play it slow

lex the impaler should begin...
'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'

12 hours of ass fucking....my god that girl is an animal, what if she has to shit?
[ Eyedea - Liquid Sovereignty ]

Harvested love only comes after rain
Even though it brings overwhelming strain
It falls from all skies so I can't complain
Without it, our growth would not be the same
Most people like to have someone to blame
But it falls randomly, not taking aim
It makes up one half of the yin and yang
Without the water, you can't have the flame
Without the water, you can't have the flame
Some are content holding ground in their game
But when my soul steps to exit this frame
I will be reincarnated as

[Chorus (below)]
Rain
Everyone wants to get out of the rain
Wants to be free, wants to see no more pan
We're guaranteed that the season will change
'Till then, I'm keeping sunshine on my brain
When the drops hit my head they leave a stain
Everyone wants to get out of the rain
We cannot avoid nature's bleeding vein
But I smile while it trickles down the drain

Rain
Harvested thought only comes after rain
Artists may talk and give it different names
When they appear wet, they may feel ashamed
So they don't walk but instead take the train
And when that ride stops they notice the strange
Sense of degeneration they've obtained
While the world evolves, they stand and turn lame
Storm is prerequisite to mental gain
Storm is prerequisite to mental gain
Philosophy's life
That's simple and plain
Poets play with words to keep themselves sane
You do your thing while the clouds pour the

[Chorus]

Harvested skill only comes after rain
Architects build under sun, so they claim
But when the puddles decided to hang
Is when their hands sketched the plans that remained
Every man secretly hopes he can tame
The beast he fears most 'cause it can't be slain
Towering, gray faces laugh so deranged
One day we all will break free from their chains
One day we all will break free from their chains
And rise towards the sun with good health sustained
It's almost impossible to explain
But I owe all my success to the
[Chorus]

then she will shit i dont think she will have vary much bowal control

Q: Is this an all anal event or will there be other things allowed?
A: The object of this event is to break the anal gangbang
world record. There will be other things allowed as we are instructed by the Director.

Q: Will there be 'Fluffers' there to keep us hard?
A: Yes, we will have the best 'fluffers' available.

Q: Will there be anal cream pies?
A: As condoms are required, and provided, all cum shots will be external.

Q: Will there be condoms?
A: In light of the overall trouble that the industry has faced
during the last year, we would probably get closed down
if we tried to do this type of event without condoms.
Not only would we ourselves run into problems, but we
would also be bringing heat down on the industry at large.
I don't think any of us want to do that so yes, there will be
condoms.

Q: How long will each guy get?
A: There is no way to determine that until we are all there.
The Event will last 12 hours.

Q: Can one guy go more than once?
A: Again, once we've reached our goal, whatever time we have
left over will be used to do all kinds of things. If there
are guys that want to go again we may start working on
another record right then.

Q: Will participants from out of town be required to pay for
their own air and hotel expenses?
A: Yes, you will be responsible for your own expenses. For anyone
that doesn't agree with that, I will gladly trade expenses with
you. This means you pay my expenses for this event and
I will cover yours.
Production Expenses, approximately $30,000.00
Fucking me in the ass, Priceless!

Q: Does Size Matter?
A: No, size does not matter. There is no particular 'look' that
will be accepted over another.

Q: What does Matter? What can help me get accepted?
A: I think the only thing really looked at when reviewing
registrations, is if I feel you're a candidate that will
a) show up, and b) will have some sense when you get there.

Q: Can I wear a costume or mask during the event?
A: Yes, you may wear a mask. You will need to bring your own mask if you do not want to
show your face on camera. Your mask must be approved when you come in, so I would suggest
not bringing a mask that depicts anyone or anything that will not be approved. Monster masks,
Halloween masks, Lone Ranger masks are cool. Masks that look like someone else, obscene or
derogatory, fetish, leather, or bondage type masks will not be approved.
Each participant will be provided an Event T-Shirt
that they will wear during the event and that they will get
to take home.

Q: If I participate, can I request my face not be on camera?
A: Yes, however I would suggest wearing a mask if you do not want your face to be on camera.
Our crew can keep your face out of it, if requested, but there will be press there and
we will not have the time to make sure that press is honoring your request.


Q: Can I be first in line to fuck your ass?
A: Your position will be determined by the order participants show up in on the day of the event


hahahahahahahahah thats fucking great. is this chick for real?
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Q: Will participants from out of town be required to pay for
their own air and hotel expenses?
A: Yes, you will be responsible for your own expenses. For anyone
that doesn't agree with that, I will gladly trade expenses with
you. This means you pay my expenses for this event and
I will cover yours.
Production Expenses, approximately $30,000.00
Fucking me in the ass, Priceless!

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Q: Will there be anal cream pies?

yeah thats all I have to say.




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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

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