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How do you steal a girl from her boyfriend?

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AntiBang
Posts: 356 - Karma: 31
So i like this girl who's been dating her boyfriend for almost three years now and she seems to be into me too. Her bf is a big motherfucker so i don't want to get the shit kicked out of me. The relationship seems to be pretty dead, they don't talk much or hang out much anymore. In fact, she talks to me more than she talks to him nowadays. So what do I do to make this girl give him the boot and go out with a real man?

+k for honestly answers and one's that make me lol
Dec 27 2011 2:30AM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
Best girls are always taken.


And anything can be broken.

I only live once so why not whilst fucking all the hot bitches.
Dec 28 2011 9:41AM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
good stuff.
Dec 28 2011 9:44AM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
The kid is in high school, which does not matter at all. Once you go to college its a whole different game and the couple will most likely break up when they go to different schools. If she is hot then she will find some dude with bigger and better things, who knows?! You can go around and try to fuck all the hot taken ladies but some day one boyfriend is going to beat the shit out of you. Seen it, and it is not pretty.

Goodluck with your whole dilemma, if it was me I would probably try to be good friends but not necessarily in the "friend zone." Soon the two break up, you go to prom with her, make a move and FUCK, hangout over the summer, go to college and you will be iron chef of pounding "vaj." This is risky however, because you don't want to get attached especially when you go away to school.


Dec 28 2011 10:02AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i rest my case, youre a douche.

youre one of those bro's that fuckin snakes around, hitting on other dudes girls. texting them all late night, hoping one day they will leave them for you, all the while knowing she is in a serious relationship.

i, however, am one of those guys that eventually finds out about you, and promptly punches you in the dick for being such a douche.
Dec 28 2011 10:13AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
ahh I'm in the same situation..... just I'm getting the guy to dump his troll of a gf
Dec 28 2011 10:13AM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
I usually just offer them a ride home whenever I see them somewhere.
My appearnce + clothing and Porsche do the rest.

Bitches love Porsches.



(I do like the reference to my other thread, cunning.)
Dec 28 2011 10:16AM
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AntiBang
Posts: 356 - Karma: 31
CHRISTMAS PARTY UPDATE:

In a nutshell, i danced with some girls and hung out with my friends while she walked around either complaining about her boyfriend who was actually there he was just outside smoking the majority of the time. I hung out with her a little bit while i was there and we just talked. I know you all wanna hear about how i peed in her butt and then kicked the shit out of her boyfriend, but I'm feeling honest today.
Dec 28 2011 12:02PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Lol... I buy that guy a beer personally. 

See, if a girl's not that into you and will entertain late night texts from some random douche trying to fuck her, he's doing you a favor by showing you she's just a stupid attention whore.  So when I find out I've been wasing my time with a girl via some douche coming between us, I thank him for saving me the months or years I could have wasted putting quarters into that broken machine. 

Or you could get all butthurt that the world doesn't revolve arond you if you want. but getting mad isn't going to do anything but poison your own psyche.

Dec 28 2011 12:28PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
why would you want to do that? i've done it and i feel like a huge dick. i'd do it again 100 times since i love my girlfriend but it's not something i'm proud of that she cheated on him with me since they had a great relationship going. they were set to break up at the end of senior year since they didnt want to stay together through college so we started hooking up about a month before school ended

how i did it? i didn't actively do it at all. the first time i met her junior year i was obsessed with her but i was too big a pussy to talk to her enough, so she got swept up by one of my friends and they dated for a year and a half. we became really close at the beginning of senior year but i knew she would never leave him for me since they had a good thing going so i hung out with her anyway because i just wanted to be friends with her and spend as much time with her as possible. we went skiing together and had lunch together every day and i loved it since i loved being around her, and one day we finally talked about how we both liked eachother for a really long time. she left him when school ended and now we're together and it's awesome.

behind it all, i got lucky as fuck that things worked out so well. he was a great kid but their relationship was dwindling and just by being around her she realized that she wanted me instead, eventhough i was never actively trying to steal her from him. i feel bad for him, but he never got hurt since everything was in accordance with their original plans
Dec 28 2011 12:39PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i completely agree with you.

except for when the chick clearly wants nothing to do with said guy and he just keeps on keeping on trying to push you out of the picture.

THAT pisses me off.

if your gf answers text or goes and chills with him anyways, then its her fault, not his.
Dec 28 2011 12:42PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
Thread related:

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Dec 28 2011 12:48PM
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LukeB.
Posts: 268 - Karma: 22
a fellow slayer of pussy i see. our tactics are extremely similar my friend
Dec 28 2011 2:47PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
lol
Dec 29 2011 1:02AM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,853
hahahahhaha
Dec 29 2011 9:07AM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
Touché.
Dec 29 2011 9:52AM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
Aren't you the 25 year old thats dating like a 15 year old? give it a rest creeper
Dec 29 2011 10:32AM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
this is legit the fucking creepiest shit ive ever seen on this site. imagine if you were the girls boyfriend and some little fucker came up trying to steal your girl. youd be pissed as fuck.

if a girl has a bf, leave her be. dont pull some pussy "stealing his girl" shit, move on and find another girl cause chances are if she actually liked you, shed drop her loser bf for you. if you pull scummy moves like this, you deserve to get your ass beaten
Dec 29 2011 10:36AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
thank you
Dec 29 2011 12:21PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
exactly why i don't date, and ill only marry a russian mail order /storyofmylife
Dec 29 2011 12:25PM
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poopypants69
Posts: 125 - Karma: 12
AS a buff guy, i have been wit many btches. One ting i notize is that wen a btch cumfrum a scrawnay homboi den get with a buff guy like me she all amazed an trilled. So if she dump her bf for scrawn btch like u den she will be unhappy with yo bitchyniss niggasass
Dec 29 2011 1:42PM
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steezy69
Posts: 251 - Karma: 184
best way to do it..  schmooze her over with your charm and wit and casually bring up convos of why she still datin the loser. then keep feedin the fire by making her talk about all the bad things which will make her realize she shouldn't be with him. then party with her, get her just tipsy enouh to make poor decisions and then perform the "smash and grab." (this is where you smash or make out or something and then grab her from her bf)  now if your not in the friend zone you should be able to make out with her at the very VERY minimum. then let it sit the next week like its nbd while you keep talkin to her and having late night chats why her bf is a d-bag and how he treats her like shit, then repeat the "smash" part of the "smash n grab" two weeks later you perform the grab when she is "single" and you are "single" and there is constant smashing from then on out
Dec 29 2011 2:51PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
/thread
Dec 29 2011 2:52PM
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AntiBang
Posts: 356 - Karma: 31
lmfao
Dec 29 2011 5:45PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
What? I dont even... Huh!?
Dec 29 2011 7:11PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
pee in HIS butt to show your dominance over him to her, she'll be all over you in no time. just make sure you call no homo afterwards.
Dec 29 2011 7:23PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

Lawlsssssss

Dec 29 2011 8:54PM
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AntEater
Posts: 207 - Karma: 45
Just whip it out and say here is a 9 inch reason you should be with me...

But seriously just be honest with her. Friendzone blows my friend
Dec 29 2011 9:24PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310

One that usually works for me,

"I have an 8 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

Dec 29 2011 9:25PM
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