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When ever i fart when im alone.....

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iSmokeweed
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everyone suddenly appears.


Dec 26 2011 11:58PM
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ECB
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holy shitty balls it aint even sunday
Dec 27 2011 12:00AM
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theJones
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same issue here

i always hold it because i think someone is coming.. then finally let it go and boom. Everybody comes in
Dec 27 2011 12:00AM
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DERS.
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riveting story jorgay
Dec 27 2011 12:02AM
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iSmokeweed
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0/10. syke naw. but you know it happens to you.
Dec 27 2011 12:08AM
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whoa-dere
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im shameless when it comes to this, if i have it i just squeeze my sphincter and push it out to make it hilariously loud
Jan 2 2012 5:13PM
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PON3
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You know that fart you release in the car after dropping your girl off?

Yeah, that's one of the best kind of farts
Jan 2 2012 5:40PM
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little1337
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socialy awkward penguin
Jan 2 2012 6:27PM
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FerrisBueller
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this holy fuk
Jan 2 2012 6:34PM
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Puzzled
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Bhahaha thissss
Jan 2 2012 6:36PM
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Darth.Maul
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Theeees x3
Jan 2 2012 6:50PM
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BlakeLively
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probably 12. cuddling leads to much more. how naive.
Jan 2 2012 7:30PM
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B-runge
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hahahaha
Jan 2 2012 7:30PM
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Spinoza
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i call them in



then fart
Jan 2 2012 7:41PM
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FerrisBueller
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"T MINUS 5....4....3....2.....1.......BOOOOOOM.....[Spinoza take a deep inhale...then] yummy"


Jan 2 2012 8:21PM
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.RYAN66
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holy fuck this!

especially sucks when you dont even get anything.
Jan 2 2012 8:25PM
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FerrisBueller
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FROM NOW ON THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE BUMP THIS THREAD WHEN YOU'RE ON NS AND YOU FART THREAD.



BUMP
Jan 2 2012 8:28PM
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theline
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word
Jan 2 2012 8:49PM
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SkiTheYeast
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Bump!
Jan 2 2012 9:11PM
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GayWolf420
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Jan 2 2012 9:15PM
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SteezoSaurus
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I thought I was the only one who appreciated this...
Jan 2 2012 9:16PM
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