Getting back at a bro.

iggs

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Insane

...he'll get pink eye

Dec 27 2011 11:26AM

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ForeverYung

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Crazy Fool

if he has a ps3 or xbox break all of his games

Dec 27 2011 12:15PM

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whoa-dere

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Crazy Fool

you have shit dripping out of your ass you say? unscrew a showerhead, put some in there, screw it back, and wait for him to shower!

Dec 27 2011 1:16PM

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Raz.

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Crazy Fool

OH MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS

Dec 27 2011 1:52PM

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Bateman

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Crazy Fool

put flour in his hairdryer, so when he gets out of the shower >> flour all over him, wich will stick to hiim

Dec 27 2011 1:56PM

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dubtwo

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Ridiculous

this x1000

Dec 27 2011 3:53PM

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Dlud

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Insane

All of the above

Dec 27 2011 4:21PM

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PlaygroundRapist

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Insane

He just did that to me.....

Shitting is luckily over so can't use shit anymore.

Dec 27 2011 4:22PM

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PlaygroundRapist

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Insane

Dec 27 2011 4:23PM

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Nufity

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Insane

Be original NS?.........Make him hook up with a solid 7.

Dec 27 2011 4:39PM

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SkiGoldPeak

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Loner

Really cool post, glad no one gives a fuck

Dec 27 2011 7:09PM

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Lavieille

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Insane

I need to do this

Dec 27 2011 7:18PM

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CheddarJack

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No Life

Am I the only one who lets the water heat up for a minute before getting in the shower?

Dec 27 2011 7:42PM

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HermioneGranger

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Insane

Your response reminded me of KOTR; the quantity of piss-bottles produced by Lakai was unbelievable. Anyone?

Dec 27 2011 7:47PM

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PlaygroundRapist

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Insane

In my chalet there is this instant warm water system so it would probably work.

Dec 27 2011 7:51PM

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PlaygroundRapist

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Insane

I just used the olde shrinkwrap on toilet seat trick, he was slightly intoxicated so it worked and he only noticed around mid-pee.

Dec 28 2011 9:25PM

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nevetsw18

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Loner

Shit in all 7 of them, / how fucking huge is your chalet?

Dec 28 2011 9:34PM

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nevetsw18

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Loner

Or light him on fire? That's a terrible idea

Dec 28 2011 9:38PM

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PlaygroundRapist

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Insane

My shitting spree is over.

5 Bedrooms with 5 en-suite bathrooms

+ 2 extra toilets. One downstairs one upstairs.

All toilets come with complementary bidet.

It's in France, French people like their toilets & bidets.

Dec 28 2011 9:40PM

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Crocodile

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Loner

Have you all forgotten this already?

Dec 28 2011 9:40PM

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Panda_with_Guns

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does this sound like a huge as troll to anyone else?

Dec 28 2011 9:41PM

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EricaMN.

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i thought you lived in the netherlands?

Dec 28 2011 11:00PM

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5oup5teeze

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Insane

shit in his bed under his sheets so he doesn't know where it's coming from

Dec 28 2011 11:05PM

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ride-rider

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Insane

Perhaps you could incorporate your now solid stool into some kind of a prank. Lay a huge log in his shower?

Dec 28 2011 11:15PM

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Catbug

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Ridiculous

and thats why this thread is great

+K ,fantastic

Dec 28 2011 11:35PM

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alvy.

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make a chocalate cake out of your shit, your girlfriend's shit, his girlfriend's shit, and if you can somehow find away to get some of his shit, that as well.

Dec 28 2011 11:51PM

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PlaygroundRapist

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Insane

I'm staying at my chalet (actually my parents but they are never here) in the French Alps with my bro and our girlfrieds.

AND TO THE PEOPLE: SHITTING SPREE IS OVER> No more diahrea. so no more poo gags

Dec 29 2011 12:03AM

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Davy.Crockett

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No Life

YOU'VE NEVER LIVED

Dec 29 2011 12:59AM

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kevmac

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Loner

super glue his skis together and poo in his boots

or slash his tires

or get him really drunk and drive him out to the middle of no were and leave him there alone and naked he would be very confused

Dec 29 2011 1:12AM

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swagburg

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Ridiculous

how did nobody catch this?

Dec 29 2011 1:14AM

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cow.

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Ridiculous

if he smokes, put one of the cigarettes in your butt, and tell him about it. it's great. cause if he smokes them, he gets ass. if he doesn't, he's wasting his monies.

Dec 29 2011 2:53AM

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n.i.c.k

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Wannabe

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dec 29 2011 2:58AM

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buddychaps

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Insane

There ya go

Dec 29 2011 3:41AM

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PlaygroundRapist

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Insane

that's disgusting

Jan 1 2012 10:26PM

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Z-Juice

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doesn't work here

if you have a GoPro take a video of the shit spewing from your asshole and then send it to him

then clean your GoPro case

Jan 1 2012 11:02PM

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DyeExplode

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Ridiculous

thats fucked up.he could like get some bacteria diseas if his razor cuts him.

Jan 1 2012 11:15PM

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DyeExplode

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Ridiculous

nope

Jan 1 2012 11:20PM

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ruff_ruff

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Pro

This thread is epic. Set up a live web cam on your roommate’s shower. Send a link to the cam to his friends, parents, coworkers and girlfriend from his email address.

Jan 1 2012 11:24PM

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Deluge

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No Life

seems like a great idea..

Jan 1 2012 11:25PM

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WhiteDynamite

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Pro

classic

Jan 1 2012 11:48PM

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CashmereCat

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Put his DIN at like 2.

Jan 2 2012 12:49AM

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Parks.

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No Life

when in trouble.....stab your bro with a shot of horse laxative

thats my mantra

Jan 2 2012 2:09AM

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Caucasian_Asian

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http://http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

Jan 2 2012 10:08AM

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Gaespar

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Insane

This need a bit of effort from your part and only works if he isn't a douchebag and if he might have had sex outside his relationship. Either way, you go to the nearest drug store or any kind of store that sells pre-paid sim cards. Which will get you a new phone number.

Now from the new phone number send him a text saying you have chlamydia and that he probably has it aswell. And is obligated to warn all his sexual partners that he might have contaged. Tell him a date from about half a year ago or when you know he might have been shitfaced and might not remember with whom of if he has had sex.. Watch him panic and desperately send texts to all kinds of girls and enjoy!!

Jan 2 2012 8:25PM

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