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Shall we initiate a snow dance?

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Dr_Feelgood
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Don't know if everywhere is snow deprived this year, but the northeast certainly has been useless this season as far as snowfall goes. What the hell is going on? I can't remember any winter ever being this bad. We need to do something, ideas?

Dec 26 2011 4:45PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,529
Lets light a bunch of cars and houses on fire to satisfy the gods and then get snow in return for our efforts
Dec 26 2011 4:46PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21671 - Karma: 4,158
sooo parade day last year?
Dec 26 2011 4:47PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
I'll do it, I dont give a fuck I'll do it.
Dec 26 2011 5:00PM
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EL.JUANO
Posts: 420 - Karma: 70
The NS community should make the sacrifice of a skier to the snow Gods so the dumping may commence; I say we sacrifice Jon Olson.
Dec 26 2011 5:06PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,529
pretty much
Dec 26 2011 5:06PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
oh my. call me stupid, but finally understand why your icon is a hanger.


LOOOOOOOOOOL
Dec 26 2011 5:08PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
You wouldn't be able to sacrifce him, you would just end up sucking his dick after he traps you with a slow hair flick.
Dec 26 2011 5:10PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,529
OH

MY

GOD!


But that made me chuckle. Plus kay
Dec 26 2011 5:15PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
perhaps the snow gods knocked up the snow goddesses, so we need to use said hangar to provide a free abortion. theyve probably been busy looking for jobs and shit to cater to them preggo slewts. then the schedules will free up and we will have snow?
Dec 26 2011 5:24PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
I just realized it too o.O
Dec 26 2011 5:28PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
It happened to me
Dec 26 2011 5:31PM
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Rextski
Posts: 124 - Karma: 13

come with me to whistler haha

Dec 26 2011 5:39PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
sacrifice jhendrix or someone. all who troll will be sacrificed.
Dec 26 2011 5:42PM
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Grobot
Posts: 115 - Karma: 13
buy a prius

trollface
Dec 26 2011 5:51PM
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