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What do I do continued...

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SeanB
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hey guys, I appreciate your thoughts on my previous post as it is but I just thought I should give you guys an update, not only is my ex back with the cokehead she left me for after leading me on something fierce and even though he cheated on her with a nasty, nasty ho, tonight he sucker punched me yet again and this time he got me good, I'm missing a tooth and I got my 7th concussion! Hooray for me! To conclude I suppose I need to say that as much truth as the old 'nice guys finish last' idiom may hold, I want you nice guys out there to hold out for someone who treats you right because when it comes down to it you guys are stone cold pimpin and we don't deserve this shit at all.

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
Sep 10 2004 2:45AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Dude you hit the nail on the head^. Bitches blow...its just too bad that their are not more nice girls out there.



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Sep 10 2004 5:07AM
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Lanemeyers
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I can't wait to read part one!

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Sep 10 2004 7:59AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
didnt we tell you to stay away from her
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Sep 10 2004 10:37AM
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itwasajoke
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just go gay , it wont lead you astray
You nee's ta diversify yo bonds nikka
Sep 10 2004 11:25AM
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SeanB
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oh man, now it's time for part three. It's 9:45 in the morning here and I just got back from spending a delightful evening in jail. After I got home from the bar cokey came to my apartment building and started pounding on the door and screaming for me to come out. I didn't hear any of it as I was inside at my place listening to some tunes but when I went over to my buddies place next door after and headed out to see what they were doing on the balcony they told me not to go out there and that they had called the cops. When the cops came cokey jetted up to my ex girlfriends place so I went down to talk to them and they decided to go talk to him. He denied everything and they came down to me and bitched me out for 'wasting their time,' even though I had numerous witnesses to his crazy antics and had a fat shiner and was missing a tooth. I got all pissed off and basically said 'well that's great guys, it's great to know that when I'm in trouble and I need help you'll be here for me.' They responded to that by dragging me out of my apartment and cuffing me and throwing me in jail for like 8 hours with a bunch of psychos. Am I living in a soap opera or what?

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
Sep 10 2004 11:26AM
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Bhayter10
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Sorry to hear about that dude



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Sep 10 2004 11:28AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
thanks man, I appreciate it. oh and the skit in your signature is fucking hilarious!

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
Sep 10 2004 11:29AM
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PocketRocketRipper
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dude, by now I hope you have gotten the hint to forget about that girl. If you have any desire to get with her again, just think back to all this shit that she has put you through.

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Sep 10 2004 11:30AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
that's the crazy thing, I have forgotten about her, I avoided her all night at the club and then she came and talked to me, at which point cokey came up from behind me and decked me

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
Sep 10 2004 11:32AM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
Yeah dude you need to lose the bitch, and also find a way of getting back at cokey. If you cant kick his ass then do something to him where he wont be sure its you. Like blow up his car or something, seriously if any dude knocks me out hes going to get it too, dont be a puss sack up and kick his ass.

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Sep 10 2004 1:37PM
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KingShit
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Get a gun, and next time cokey has a problem you point the barrel down his throat and see how he likes it... Dont let his faggot ass push you around like that over some bitch, have some respect for yourself, he wont stop cause he knows you wont do shit, so maybe you should take a beseball bat to his hands or his legs, or ribs and etc...



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Sep 10 2004 2:15PM
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skiierman
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Well I fell like an ass for saying this, but I'm a nice guy and I thought like you all for a looong time, but turns out the girl that rejected me 2 years back is now my girlfriend. Couldn't be happier. This is what you do with the coke head, switch his coke with heroin if you can. Get him really fucked up, or stage something so he gets arrested. Dont let the fuck push you around.



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Sep 10 2004 2:20PM
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dspin7x
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This guy so far has:

-Stolen your Girlfriend
-Knocked your tooth out
-Gave you a concussion
-Sent you to jail

Why the dont you do something about it instead of posting on a ski site? Seriously this guy is making you his bitch.

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Sep 10 2004 2:41PM
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shibby
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Remember the ''nice guys finish last'' thread?
Sep 10 2004 2:48PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
sugar in the gas tank. best way to COMPLETLEY fuck someone over. thousands upon thousands of dollars of engine work. or download yourself a copy of the anarchist's handbook, and cook up some thermite. that shit will burn straight through the hood, through the engine, and then leave a pit in the pavement underneath. i also like the get a gun idea. don't acually shoot him, but there's nothing against if it is actually in defense. that way, if the fuckhead decides to get any more serious than suckerpunching you (say, brings a knife?), you could actually take care of it.

i'm single because girls hate me, and because i don't need this kind of drama.
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Sep 10 2004 4:25PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Not to be a downer but...

It seems like a great idea to point a gun down his throat and see how he likes it. It's what I would love to do. The problem with that is that if this guy's a cokehead he probably knows some people who have a lot more firepower than you and your friends. So don't try it.

Second. Sugar in his gas tank would be great too. But he'd probably know exactly who did it after his mechanic informs him of what happened to his car.
Another thing is that if he's really into the coke he probably doesn't have a car. Unless he's a rich boy then I ues you could go back to option 1 with the gun.

Just let the chick go. She's clearly not worth your time and she'll realize how dumb she is eventually. Damn women...



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Sep 10 2004 7:11PM
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SeanB
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he is a rich boy and a total psycho with a lot of friends who are equally psycho. I like the sugar in the gas tank idea but he'd definitely know it was me. I'll figure something out though, I'm not worried, I just thought it was a pretty fucked up situation.

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
Sep 10 2004 8:35PM
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KillerMonkey
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totally move out of there and away from her and cokie
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Sep 10 2004 9:35PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
thanks for all the advice guys, it's really all cool now as I'm now nailing one of her best friends (who happens to be really hot as well) and she's a total mess about it, revenge is crazy sweet!







'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
Sep 11 2004 3:31AM
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twix_182
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throw crack in the gas can


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Sep 11 2004 5:48AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Waste of crack.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 11 2004 7:57AM
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@k
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hit cokey in the head with a bat







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Sep 11 2004 1:10PM
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beer.
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Bangor---Word up, I was thinking of thermite as soon as I read this. Seriously, do that to his car. It will completely fuck him over.

Better yet, next time you see him, just immediately walk right up and stick him with a taser. Then kick the shit out of him.

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Sep 11 2004 1:18PM
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danbrown
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whatever you do, you had better have someone filming it righ tnext to you

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Sep 11 2004 3:13PM
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