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Weird Christmas noises.....

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[evan]
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So basically, my sister has been literally sprinting up and down the stairs with presents.

My brother is lighting off fireworks in the backyard.

My mom is wrapping shit.

My dad is using powertools for some reason, and i just want to go to sleep
Dec 25 2011 12:15AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Dads fuckin love power tools.
Dec 25 2011 12:16AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
Kill them.
Dec 25 2011 12:17AM
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bakedpow
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On second thought, might not help you sleep...
Dec 25 2011 12:17AM
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Aidan-G
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Wrong.

The screams of pain of a fallen warrior and his ankles still echo through those hallowed grounds
Dec 25 2011 12:24AM
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eljusto.
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your dad's just drilling your mom

bah dum tss
Dec 25 2011 12:26AM
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DannyHall
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Dec 25 2011 2:13AM
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Dwarftosser1
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Everybody fucking loves power tools
Dec 25 2011 2:18AM
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Dwarftosser1
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Everybody fucking loves power tools
Dec 25 2011 2:18AM
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SkiTheYeast
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This.
Dec 25 2011 8:31AM
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Blurst
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Hell yesterday I used a table saw to cut down a supporting wall in my apartment. Dont ask me how I did it.
Dec 25 2011 8:57AM
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ForeverYung
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pee in their butts
Dec 25 2011 10:10AM
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.frenchy
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Hahahahah typical nsg responses so far! Lols were had!
Dec 25 2011 10:25AM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Simple solutions:

...Push sister down the stairs

...Light brother on fire, blame fireworks

...Kill father with power tools

...Choke mother to death with wrapping paper

..Pleasantly return to sleep.
Dec 25 2011 10:45AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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pics of mother?
Dec 25 2011 10:45AM
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EthanJPAskier
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pics of sister?
Dec 25 2011 11:10AM
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Montville57
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Is it a coincidence that at 6 in the morning I lit fire crackers in my backyard to wake everyone up and screamed its Christmas and then after we opened presents I lit a shit ton of sparkler fountains and more fire crackers... It felt pretty damn good.
Dec 25 2011 11:23AM
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[evan]
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haha christmas laughs all around!
Dec 25 2011 11:27AM
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Chubz.
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momma evan is str8 milfin
Dec 25 2011 11:38AM
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.frenchy
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Dec 25 2011 11:40AM
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PJS.
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Ahahahahahahahahaha
Dec 25 2011 11:41AM
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ECB
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pics of said father
Dec 25 2011 11:48AM
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ECB
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pics of said father
Dec 25 2011 11:48AM
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ECB
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pics of said father
Dec 25 2011 11:48AM
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ECB
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pics of said father
Dec 25 2011 11:48AM
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PJS.
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when a thread has the words "weird noises" in the title, you know ECB will comment.
Dec 25 2011 11:48AM
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ECB
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weird noises, and he's talking about a younger sister, an older father, and power tools, and probably alcohol, you know i'm horny and curious
Dec 25 2011 11:51AM
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PJS.
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when is this not true?
Dec 25 2011 11:51AM
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ECB
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every once in awhile, like around 6am to 630 am on a week morning when i'm still hungover and was blown the night before multiple times, then the curious part isn't always there, but the horny still is

if there was a contest for who is the horniest person in the world, i would have a good chance of making it to the finals
Dec 25 2011 11:54AM
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I.B
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I've never seen such a more true statement on this website ever.
Dec 25 2011 11:55AM
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ECB
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shes in my pictures on my profile
Dec 25 2011 11:57AM
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J.M
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wat
Dec 25 2011 12:01PM
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TBigCat
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lolol
Dec 30 2011 12:08PM
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