Replying to man university is fucking awesome!

Celebrating our first day of school, we all get totally drunk at 7pm. During a drinking game, one of categories were 'things we've never done'(somebody says something they've never done, and those who have done it chug for 10 seconds) somebody said anal sex, and my gay nextdoor neighboor yelled out-'Anal is the only way to go my friend'.
I got laid today by a hottie, in fact i think its the hottest girl i have ever had sex with. I dont even fucking remember her name! While winding down, we were singing songs like bohemian rhapsody, and hotel california with a guitar whilst being totally drunk, and then i got stoned with another hottie, and a guy who's a huge pothead as well as A FUCKING NANOTECHNOLOGIST.
Fuck, i'm lovin this.



Diamonds... She'll pretty much have to