so i got a new car a while ago, and i still dont have the plates yet. so i pull in my driveway and my neighbor whose like 60 years old walked in my garage and started getting all giddy at my car. but the thing is...i smoke squares, and i just had one before i pulled in. my mom doesnt know i smoke. BUT THIS FUCKING WOMAN! oh man, shes like 'let me smell the new car smell!!!' im like, 'well, i don-' then she opens the door and takes a fat wiff of the niccoteen and she looks at me, and says, 'its a lovely car' and walks away. the next day, my mom comes up to me and asks if i smoke. i felt like such a douche. i should slap that ho
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