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Dylan_
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kids gonna be rookie of the year, calling it now. dropping 21 his first preseason game.


fuck the haters, white boy can dance too


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DIX~
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Everyone knew this already
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Dylan_
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i knew it since the day i first watched him my freshman year in highschool..... jusss sayin
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Peter.
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cool bro you knew about jimmer for a while, sick
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Dylan_
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actually i know him personally, fairly well actually. He went to my highschool and i work for his bestfriends, so fuck you BRO
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bangarangmules
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holy shit how many fucking threads do you have to make just so you can brag about knowing him?
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JamesR
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Have you told him about your feelings yet bro?
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AR7rider.
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This. Between this thread and all the ones you made last year or posts you made about him, it's pretty clear you want his cock in and around your mouth.
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1337
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cool bro, this is the internet bro, nobody cares bro
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GayWolf420
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Righteous bro. That's so sick, bro.
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Lucas
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i need help there chemikals in my butthole:?/
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AR7rider.
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Better hope they aren't in jimmer's butthole, or else slampig's dick is probably melting off.
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MilfHunter777
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The kings are gonna be sick this year
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Dylan_
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yeah they are.



HATERS GONNA HATE.

i love pissing people off with this shit haha, you're all buthurt
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bangarangmules
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so you made this thread just to try and piss everybody off? or to brag about you knowing him? or trying to piss us of because we're all "jealous" of you working with some nba player's "bestfriends"?
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JamesR
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yeah i mean, i dont even dislike jimmer. I mean he's not that good, but he'll probably get a couple of buckets a game. a solid 7th-8th man coming off the bench
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Dylan_
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lol 7 million dollar contract ya he sucks, although he's been starting..close to 7th-8th man off the bench.

how can you say he sucks when he won every college award ? Also how can he suck when hes talked about everywhere on ESPN? i'm just making these threads laugh in the haters faces when he becomes rookie of the year. oh, i forgot, his shot sucks too, and his range.
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Ski_the_east01
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you know who is also talked about everywhere on ESPN? Tim Tebow.

being talked about on ESPN frequently =/= greatness

Jimmer is a damn good ball player and is sure to have a great career, but kembas got rookie of the year in the bag
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Dylan_
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jimmer dropped more points than him in their first games. kemba is way to over rated, he's not that good.
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Ski_the_east01
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im glad you put that much emphasis on a preseason game coming off a long lockout

idiot.
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TylerS
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kemba>Jimmer

Wheres your national championship ring Jimmer?
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ECB
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I called Blake before last season. Most people forgot he was gonna be a rookie again haha, like Greg oden.....im thinking a cav player this year for rookie, or Derrick Williams.....much love to jimmer though, i played with him back in high school in a Mormon league
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Dylan_
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he played for BYU, maybe if davies didn't fuck his girlfriend they would have made it further.
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-GL-
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MARSSHON BROOKS FOR LIFE. best player to come out of Rhode Island since Lamar Odom, but yeah Jimmer is a fucking beast
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TylerS
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he played for BYU? I was unaware of that
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Dylan_
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just sayin' if he was on a better team, with better well rounded players he would have had a ring, fucking moron.
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Dylan_
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yeah, we both went to glens falls. what highschool did you go to ?

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Dylan_
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yeah were section 2 in the foothills council. deff wouldn't have played you guys. i'm outta highschool now, but it was fun while it lasted.
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JamesR
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i didnt say he sucks. you've gotta be talented to be a contributing-off-the-bench type player in the nba like jimmer will
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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this thread is just sad
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Style+eeze
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Maybe if Jimmer hadn't gone to a shitty mormon school where he and his teammates couldn't fuck their respective girlfriends, he would've won a ring. Can't blame it on anyone but himself.
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thebeesknees
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KEMBA > JIMMER

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TheClap.
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oooo hes mother fucking boss and went yo BYU bc he believes it in. More respect in my mind
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Dylan_
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YEah blame it on him for having a religion, and following it. He didn't get many offers out of highschool and the ones he did get he didn't go to because there was too much partying, gotta pay respect when respects due.

he's one of the most conservative people i have ever met. If you just signed a 3 yr, 7 million dollar contract you'd go out and buy a benz, porsche, something fancy...right ? he bought a fucking nissan maximum, kids a boss and will cross up kobe and drain a 3 in his face for the season opener.
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cornholio
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lol at jimmer and at slampig
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TheClap.
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you are fucking dumb
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cornholio
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show me a picture of a nissan maximum then
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TheClap.
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yeah let m txt him up

"hey bud, glad to see you making it and getting ready for the season to be a KOBE killer, but btw can you send me a pic of the new whip? some kids on NS dont realize a Nissan is a ballin car, or the fact you are smart with your money and not going to blow it."
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1337
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you say it likes its a good thing...
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TheClap.
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It is....
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1337
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conservative as in money conscious? or conservative as in republican? because if its the latter, its not...
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TheClap.
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doesnt matter, we can get into a political debate if you want.

I can make a thread or bump the 100000 threads already so we dont spam this one
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cornholio
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the amount of money he would be missing to get the infiniti equivalent of the nissan model is nothing for what he gets paid. blowing his money on a ferrari or lambo would be a different thing, but i am saying he needs to step his game up.

and for all you know a nissan maximum could cost millions of dollars. i've never heard of such a thing
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GayWolf420
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Yeah. That's all I ever heard on the sports news things because they have no good teams and they latch onto their claim to fames.
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TheClap.
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why buy an infiniti when the same car cots 12k+ less?
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theabortionator
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oh its mejo posting this thread again :)
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.AR6rider.
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MAXIMA. It's a fucking Nissan MAXIMA, not maxiMUM. Also, why the fuck would anyone with that amount of money buy that car anyway? I'm all for being conservative or whatever, but a fucking Maxima? Really? Just another reason Jimmer sucks.
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TheClap.
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I drive a altima, wanna hate?
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