getting caught

7 and one half times



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President of the LBK

zero. the idea is not to get caught.
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

first time I ever drank, my friend (who's house we were at) fell down the stairs while tlaking to his mom. Long short, me and the other friend there convinced her he had helium poisening (from inhaling helium balloons to talk funny). His mom baught it, called the hospital and talked ot them about it. Luckily, they said to let him sleep it off. Well, THEN his dog decided because he was throwing up in hte middle of the night, that it would go wake up his parents, so his mom came down, and in hte morning, he just admited to drinking. She decided to be nice and not call parents or shit. Looking back, it was pretty damn funny.
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay

3 by cops.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.

Well I learned that if I tell my parents that I'm going out to smoke up and shit, they don't really care and just say, 'don't get caught or else'. I to scared to find out what 'or else' means, so I'm extra careful not to be caught...

I've been caught with a shitload of explosives on me a few times, and I had an open alcoholic beverage open in my car one time when there was a lot of traffic one day and I started talking to a cop who was just standing there cause I was bored. We talked for like 5 minutes and then he looked in the back seat and saw all of these open beer bottles and stuff and was like, 'God damn son, I hope those aren't yours!' I just laughed and was like, 'My parents had a party last night and somehow I got the job of taking all the shit to the recyucling plant..'

That seemed to work well because he just laughed, said he was sorry I had to take it all over there, and then traffic started moving and I just drove off.

Now that I think about it, my parents hadn't had a party and a big truck comes and picks up my recycling twice a week, so i was lucky...


On my way to goddom

Never. I'm too cool to get caught.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin

as officer bubba walks in.........
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

i got cought with porn like four years ago and my punishment was to watch it all with my mom! haha, luckily i got ahold of the cd and scrathed it up a bunch so it wasn't readable, phew.


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woah that must've sucked^
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Chris



Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

Anyone who is caught by the cops smoking weed three times is a fucking idiot. Sorry but its true. You gotta be a dumbass to get caught that much

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator

it does't suck if your mom's hot.... OR the star of it....
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay

i got caught twice drinking. the weed was in 7th grade in school because i didnt have anyway else to get it. so yea, it was dumb.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.

i don't drink so thats not a problem, i have been eally cuaght smoking once, my found my side car and then drug tested me and i failed, its been like 6 months now and nothing, then the other day she told me my house keeper found a peice that looked like a lipstick case, and it just happend to be in my purse at the time so i just gave my mom it and said i don't smoke i just ment to grab my chanel lipstick and i accidently grabed it. she didn't drug test me i have only smoked like 1 hit in the last week so i wasn't worried


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.

Down in Chile, my roomate and I went to a bar just like every night, but this night was different. First off I have to say I had like 3 grams of a certain white powder in my pocket. BAD IDEA. Everynight we went out we started with 2 margaritas, but this night we had our 2 margaritas, and a beer or 2 each and were COMPLETELY wasted, like blacking out drunk. Now I drink quite a bit, I know my limits and I am familiar with my tolerance so neither of us have no idea what happened. it was one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me while drinking. Anyway, we stumbled into downtown Viña Del Mar and tried to go into an internet cafe for some reason and they kicked us out and called the carabiñeros, the Pinochet like policia down there. It was like 9pm on a tuesday night so there were people everywhere and my roomate and I were stumbling around piss drunk. The carabineros came with a police dog and were questioning us. I was so drunk all I remember is trying to enunciate my spanish and staring at the police dog, praying it wasn't a smell dog that smelt for drugs. The whole time I was fumbling and turning over the little white baggie in my pocket praying to any god that would listen to spare me, for if they caught me with that, there is little chance I would here right now. They ended up pointing us towards home and telling us to go. we ended up going to strip bar where I got kicked for 'hechando el mano' and my roomate threw up on the strip floor.
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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540

'I wonder why haters tend to be idiots?' J.D._May

ive only been involved with cops once, not for drinking or smoking...
We were young, we thought it was funny to fake beat the shit out of a friend in a ghetto area of our small ass town. well several cars drove by and didnt stop while we ran out and smashed a kid to the ground, but then one car stopped. I told two kids to go and talk to the person in the car. They started walking over, then a white car came down the street and my friends seeing this car thought it would be HILARIOUS to take ones head and smash it into a light post. Well as soon as he smashed the kids head (didnt really do it, just acting) the white cars front door opened with a cop holding his berreta out yelling 'get on the ground NOW!', well they handcuffed the two kids.. called 7 more cop cars and a sheriff...

well as it all turns out they just got disturbing the peace... and like 40 hours of community service.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid

hum, i've been caught by my dad so many times. i jsut had that 'yea i'm doing it and i don't give a fuck what you think' attitude. i would have everyone over at my house all the time.

i remember one time i had something like 15 kids over during school for a spur of the moment beer-b-que. and some neighbor looked out her window and saw all these high school kids drinking beer and playing frisbee in the middle of the street. so she called the cops on us, somehow my dad found out the cops were rollin to our house, so he blamed outa work and came home and broke everything up. man that was funny, he walks in the living roomm and we're all boozin' it and i', all 'hey dad, wanna beer?'. of course his reply was 'everyone get the fuck outa here!' however we were so smashed this one kid, johnny t. was playing guitar and didn't even notice my dad was there until everyone was gone, i rolled back inside to scoop up the rest of the beer and he was in the alone palying guitar while my dad was cleaning up beer bottles...that was pretty funny.

oh another time i was putting my 39' mud tires on my big ol' blazer and half way through we decided to smoke a joint. well my dad came home right then and appartently he had just gotten me my first cell phone. he walked into our back yard to tell me about it and caught me mid-rip. i ripped it again, snoop dogg style and blew it out, and was like 'hey dad!'.......yea i didn't get the cell phone.

oh and another time, we would have bong-a-thon in my garage, however this time it was like the final bong-a-thon, between the masters. you're judged on the size of rip, if you caugh, how much smoke comes out, and of course there are always trick style points. so i had my camera out and shit. well, i had invited over this kid who speaks fucking loud. and we were takin huge rips. of course this loud speaking kid was being the commentator and trying to make up new rules for the bong-a-thon. we weren't having it, so we were kinda debating loud and shit....next thing i know my dad is standing behind me, while i'm ripping the bong of course. everyone got all silent, and i'm like 'oh i must've gotten a good one....so i blow out this huge rip and i hear 'CHRIS I DON'T WANT DOPE SMOKING IN THE HOUSE!' so i had to leave that time too.

oh and my very first party, which started my whole career. he goes outa town to see my dying grandpa. so i throw a three day kegger. somehow, it gets blown up huge. the first night, all of my food is gone. i'm talking about everything, even the fuckin mustard jar is empty. second night, i have some tripping kids over along with all the drunks. so when we're all goin to bed, they couldn't sleep. and i'm lie 'don't break anything!'. right as i lay in bed i hear a *CRASH*...me being the hot head i was at the time gets up and fuckin find out what happen, some kid threw a walker(old man) into my fucking black light and shattered it all over my living room floor and on my stereo. so i pick the kid up and throw him outa my fuckin house. next thing i know i'm all fuckin pissed and punching holes in the walls, and jsut fuckin' up my own house. some kid like wrestles me down to the ground and shit, it was fuckin weird man. so the next morning we have a huge bake session in my room in the basement. as i'm taking things outa the unfinished basement (where all the kegs and beer bongs were) we are taking up a table. being super stoned it hits the thermomitor on the wall and rips that shit straight out. (my dad was so fuckin pissed about that) well appartently, after i threwq that kid outa the house, some other kid let him back in, and the mother fucker pissed on my fucking kitchen floor. to top that off, when we ran outa beer we started taking beer bong's full of vodka. so one kid got so drunk he passed out on the tiolet, well actually he passed out in my brothers bed, pissed all voer himself. woke up, didn't want anyone to know, so he poured my whole jug of scope on his pants, and passed out on the tiolet. the next morning we're like 'whatthe fuck smells like piss?' sure enough, there is cody pants down on the shitter. i checked the bed, and his piss had soaked through two fuckin matresses. he also had hit his head twice falling over, so his forehead looking the a butt, it was fuckin halarious. to conclude that one, my dad came home and the hosue was so fucking thrashed, he was pretty pissed. never went out of town again. so i jsut threw parties in the day or when ever the opportunity came up.

oh the only cop related one is when i was at chatfeild resevior, i just cracked my first beer of the night and a cop shines a light on me, so i slam it and take the ticket and go home with the pops, i think i was 14 or something.

oh and the very first time i ever had alcohal in thge house with my dad around was when we were garage hoppin'. we stole that shit straight outa peopels garages and bought it to my house to drink with some girls, just had my window open and kicked it. it was actually pretty chill until my sister's fuck head friends went inside and told my dad we were drinking, what fucking bitches. we had some hotties over too, so that kinda sucked, we ended up taking the booze and jsut walked aorund getting fucked up.

and there are many other tales.....but they jsut kinda come up when i think of someone's face....just about everyone i kicked it with in high school and been banned for life from my house. and the enxt day my dad is like 'hey what's goin on!'.......such a cool guy.


[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make
Reminds me of my life now.

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^lol

haha...now guess how many times any of my friends in SVK got caught...NOT EVEN ONCE and they were rolling them IN CLASS (math)









EUROPE KICKS ASS

Cops have crashed many a bonfire with underage drinking involved. They never care, just make us pour out all of the alcohol on the fire and whatnot. Caught by the parentals numerous times, but fuck them. As far as weed goes... never been caught.


Sarah
Reppin' 907

Bitchass those are some pretty good stories man, anyways first time ever drinking I remember coming into town back from the a party with a buddy, next thing I remember is the car got stalled so I decide to get out of the car and push it for some reason. So I stumble out of the ride and was trying to push the car while this whole time a cop was behind us watching... to make the story short I got an mip for telling the cop I had a couple of beers and thats it and my friend got an mip instead of a dui for not lying to the cop. Ever since then had a couple of close calls but always got out of it...



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

How about getting busted by your girlfriend's Mom (came home 3 from vacation 3 days early).......the foot of her bed faces the door....We're both totally naked ,I'm on my back, girlfriend's sitting on my face and sucking my cock......her mom walks into the bedroom and all she sees is the bottom of my feet,legs, my hairy balls, and her lovely daughter with a mouth full of dick, straddling my face..........awkward situation.

^oohhhh that's not a good thing...wow that's no good at all.



Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.

^^ Yikes..care to tell what happened after that, im sure everyones interested to know haha
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When I got caught smoking weed at college, in the dorms. there were like 4 of us smoking int he room, and a few that werent. and one girl doing homework for some reason. We had a quarter sitting out on the desk, a bong, and a pipe. So we had been smoking for like 2 hrs and just chilling and drinking some beer. I had gotten really careless about the smell recently. People were fucking coming and going in and out of my room, no regard for the cloud drifting into the hallway. So then eventually there is a knock *knock knock knock* and ask who it is. The person on the otherside of the door says its the campus safety. I was really really stoned by then so I say 'just a minute...um..everything is fine in here' then they just said open the damn door right now. SO not thinking I just let them waltz in. It was pretty funny now that I think of it, they walked in the room was absolutely FULL of smoke. plus we left the quarter sitting on the table, with the pipe. and they took my bong. I took the fall for all of it. At the couciling sessions they were like ' you were smoking all that, by yourself?' and I had to say 'yep, it was hard, i like to get really high'
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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540

'I wonder why haters tend to be idiots?' J.D._May

damn i feel bad for your dad bitchass^

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!


I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO

so do i man, he doesn't drink or anything. i was such a little asshole kid, now of course i've realized how much of a prick i was after getting my own house and having my room mates fuck it up everynight while i was at work. i don't know why he didn't jsut kick me out, he's a good daddy.


[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make
Reminds me of my life now.

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i just got caught smoking weed by the police like 3 weeks ago...my parents fliped out. im grounded from just about everytihng. it sucks they dont trust me pluss im not aloud to smoke for a very long time.
plus i had to pay a 140 $ fine
FIGHT THE POWDER,SAVE THE WHALES,SMILES ARE FREE,AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL-KEEP IT REAL

what do you mean youy arent allowed to smoke fo a very long time. you arent ever 'allowed' to smoke, unless you mean ciggarettes. and that sucks you got caught

-Dan



RED SOX

8000 POST. sweet.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
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^sweet

-Dan



RED SOX

dude you've been here so much less than me in time....do you have any other life besides ns.com asac?


[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make
Reminds me of my life now.

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bitchassphatz owned this thread.





better to burn out...
...then fade away

back to the stories, preferably more from bitchassphatz....
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I are Drummer

everytime my sister rats on me! and shes older tisk tsik
»-(¯`v´¯)-»PëT®ø HoTt�ë«-(¯`v´¯)-«

I got caught with a large ziplock bag yesterday, full of bud,
i got threw surcurity, then i was talking on my cell phone,
anyways, someone overheard 'I got it Threw' and they went and rated me out, so anyways, i'm sitting reading the bible, and sucurity walks up to me, Now, i was running a double threat, because i packed my bong home too, anyways, it was my sisters wedding present, and it cost about a $120 it was really dope, So... i figured they knew about the bong, but then they tell me to get off my cell phone, So i did, then they said, DO you have narcotics on you?...

DON'T FUCK WITH AIRPORT COPS> They think there god!

So, i knew i was fucked, So i was honest with them, You shoud have seen there face when i pulled out my sac. One said, Wow, anyways, that's not the kinda shit you want a cop to say, So then there like you got anything else you want to tell us? And i was like 'Yea' you might want the bong in my back pack.... Then they called the R.C.M.P.

now this is where being a good talker comes into play,
I told them i was a dope fiend, it's all i could do, i was honest and polite, i said, i was going home for a wedding, and i couldn't be around my parents for that long with out bud... It' made sence at the time, Anyways, i was high too, so it was really kinda funny, i knew i was fucked, and probley going to face charges, i was like fuck...

So i pulled out a picture of someone, and told them i was moving to Utah to become a mormon, Like a real one and shit, i was like man, please don't charge me, this is a big fuck up, my friends can testifie that i smoke cronic ever day, and i can't really get by with out it,

anyways, i think it was the picture, he told me we was going to write a criminal file, but not press charges,

it' was the funniest thing after they let me go, because some chick told the flight attendants that she didn't want me on the plane, i wanted to tell her to shut up, it's only pot....

i got on the plane,

Don't DO Drug's...


live by the N.E.R.D

^damn, that is the only time I've ever heard of someone getting caught in the airport. Sketchy sounding though, I would be crying if I got caught.




patj

yeah you might want the bong in my backpack. that is classic. i would have shit my pants
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some people like their cucumber pickled

haha, that wus beatufil




for this i will go about barefoot and nake, i will howl like a jackal and mourn like an ostrich micah 1:8

did i mention, the bong was for my sisters wedding?
live by the N.E.R.D

Craig, you are nuts. I was just glad you got on the plane and didn't get arrested. Didn't think you were going to. Bah, I can't believe you were blaring that you got past security with ganja, though. Can't trust people THAT much, even if it is BC.


Sarah
Reppin' 907

never got caught and never will




My time is winding down.............just wait for it

craig man that was pretty dumb of you.....whjy would you say on your cell 'i jsut got it through' i wouldn't you jsut say 'hey i'm in the airport,i'll be seeing oyu very shortly'.......that kinda makes no sense to me. unless you were trying to get caught.


[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make
Reminds me of my life now.

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2 or 3 times by my parents, now im sure they know, and i tell my momma but i dont let them catch me anymore and i dont smoke around the house too much.


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//BANDITS//
//KAW RAW//

'last night i had to go back about ten pages just to masturbate to the hot girl thread. it was terrible. I went limp before I finally found it'. - davidh

i got caught by my mom first time i ever got drunk... i came back from a party, pretty wasted and then i went to bursh my teeth, i passed by my moms room and said hi, went brushed my teeth and then while i was walking away she asked me if i was...
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!

got caught plenty of times been pulled over with a container in my had and he was like whats up been drinkin i was like obviously and he was like give me all ur shit and get home safe i was like kick ass....next story we got pulled over and the cop was a dick and made every1 get outta the car for no reason and the nmade us all take a breathalizer and i blew a .20 i could hardly stand cuz i just bonged 8 shots of whiskey damn that will fuck u up so i spent the nite in jail and my mom was pissed
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yea it sounds like he had absolutley no reason to get you outa the car....?????


[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make
Reminds me of my life now.

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not really a 'getting caught story' but a story none the less. Me, my friend derek, and my friend ryan, we decide to skip 2nd period and go smoke, we go to dereks volkswagen van thats like a block away from school and proceed to smoke 2 blunts and 2 bowls of some chronic white widow, i should say now that i hadnt smoked in about 2 weeks befor this happend and i was feeling way to baked to go to 3rd period, derek and ryan go to class and since i have nothing to do and now way to get around since i dont have my license i just sit in dereks van and chill, dereks car parked on the side of the road and i hear this screeching sound and peak through the curtains and see this car drift around the corner i am near, it was pretty awsome, but then it happens a second time, and then this guy screeches around a third time and i am paranoid that he is going to lose it or something and crash into me, pretty soon i see keith (our campus security) running by the van yelling stop, this made me completly paranoid, i look towards the school to see whats going on and i see some kids walking so i think its passing time, well i am still really high and probably should not go to class, but i am not about to stay in that car and get rammed, so i get out stumble a few steps and walk towards the school, i then walk up to these kids to see that i recognize none of them, i ask 'who are you people' it turns out they it was an 8th grade field trip to the high school, i wander around the streets of the campus for a while and then the bell rings for 3rd period to be out and i meet up with some friends and hang out, then i go to my 4th period wich is math and take a test wich i dominated because i think i am actually better at taking tests when i am high, then the rest of the day went smoothly and was good




crack kills, herb heals- Bob Marley

alright, i'm jsut showing up at a party. i walk in and meet the scene, say my what ups and what not. get my keg cup. and then i decide i wanna blaze one before i kick off the night. so me and 4 other people get into this girls car and are smoking. we get outa the car and i'm walking across the street to the kegger and this cop comes flying by and flips a bitch and like shines all his lights on us. i'm like 'what the fuck man, i'm fuckin sober this sucks'. turns out it's our high school cop. he hated me, of course. so after 3 or 4 more cops show up they have us line up against this fence. meanwhile the whole fucking party is standing on the other side of the fence drinking and listening to whats going on. kids are like peeking their heads over the fence and shit. well it turns out an hour before i show up there was a fight there and someone had complained. the fight was broken up and the kids left. so the cops start askin us 'who's fighting?' and we're all like, 'man i don't know what you're tlaking about' me being a fucking idiot, i start getting some attitude, cuz this cop is acting like a fuckin dick to me. they tried making me take a breathalizer and shit. and i was like 'well what happens if i decline it, i haven't been drinking, but i dont' think you have the right to accuse me of it' they never would answer my questions. they jsut got fucking pissed off at me. and wrote me a disorderly conduct ticket, and then they wrote this whole fake thing quoting me for shit other kids in the line up kept saying, like 'i don't know why you're fucking with us, we haven't done anything!' anyways so i goto court and it cost me like $200 for walking across the street. after that the cops left and we went into the fence and continued the party. it was fucking lame. however i did get extremely drunk that night. and the whole party jsut kept going on while the cops were there....it was a pretty amazing night.


[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make
Reminds me of my life now.

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oh this is another story about getting fucked by the cops.

my buddy, eric and i are going to some kids hosue to smoke a hgue blunt or soemthing. but eric needed a pack of cigarettes. so he goes in the store and there is some 17 year old trying to buy a pack. he is like cussing out the store clerk cuz he won't sell to him, and eric is like 'man, he denied you get over it...let me get my smokes' i guess the kid got all offended and was said 'i'll see you outside' or something. so i'm sitting in the car jamming to some music, and i hear this kid yell to his friend about how the kid in the store is a fucking faggot and how they should jump him. so i size up the scene and i'm thinking 'well if they do anything i'll jsut fuck them up' so eric walks out and is opening his car door and i see this kid run and try to hit him from behind. so i bail out my door and run around the car and intercept the second kid (eric took care of the first). i clocked him right in the face and knocked him on the hood of erics car...then jsut started pounding his face, drug him down to the frton of the car and started pounding his face some more when he was on the ground. then all of a sudden i hear 'FREEZE OR I'LL MASE YOU' i look up and there is a cop ready to mase my ass.

turns out both the other kdis were fucking hammered. me and eric got a disorderly conduct ticket (which i beat by applying for a jury trial, eric didn't play it smart though). and that's pretty much the end of that. when we had the court hearing the kids i beat up were pretty cool, i apologized for fucking up that kids face and he had no hard feelings. he said they were jsut wasted and acting dumb. so it ended pretty nicely for me. everyone else got fucked.


[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make
Reminds me of my life now.

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One time, I got caught for eating too much Spam =(. Then my mama wouldn't buy no more cause she said I was an addict and would develope diseases becaues of the sodium ===(. Then I would quench my thirst at the local Spam joint and spam the place up with random text lolol th3y g0t pwn3d! Then the Rofl Police came and rofled my bojangles and i told them to stop or I'll call the Lmao Police but they wouldn't listen and they shot my face full of LOL juice which burned like kukui nut oil






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