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2012WILLHAPPEN
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9/11 backwards is 11/9
11+9=18
18 days
18 days is how long we have left
do not hinder this warning as it will only result in your downfall.
Dec 20 2011 7:07PM
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Stose
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Dec 20 2011 7:09PM
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TOAST.
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9+11 is also 18...
Dec 20 2011 7:15PM
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TOAST.
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fuck me
Dec 20 2011 7:15PM
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yeahno
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self ownage
Dec 20 2011 7:19PM
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Jib-Ninja
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dear god...
Dec 20 2011 7:22PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Here is mine. There are 4 black cocks and 3 whit ones up Glen beck's ass. 4 times 3 equals 12. there where 12 apostles in the bible which has a fucking tone of pages. lets just say 1528 pages. 1528 divided by 12 is 120 (?????) 120 is about 1 third of a year.  Jesus will come back in one third of a year.
Dec 20 2011 7:27PM
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J.M
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................................./facepalm
Dec 20 2011 7:30PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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sweet i love jesus
Dec 20 2011 7:32PM
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TOAST.
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saw it as soon as I hit reply. i didnt even bother to think it through. I was just all why did he flip it around and then add.
Dec 20 2011 7:34PM
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Mr.Sloth
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"2012" movie trailer here.

Witchcraft

Dec 20 2011 7:41PM
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abathinggrape
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hahahahah.
Dec 20 2011 7:42PM
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EricaMN.
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nice math, bro
Dec 20 2011 7:44PM
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CRiP
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also i saw 8 midgets one time. only 6 of them had cocks. 6+8=14. 14 is the 14th number. If you divide that by two it equals 7 which means aliens will invade earth in 7 days. it also means tupac will ressurect in 21 days because 7x3=21.
Dec 20 2011 7:48PM
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120494435941
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some one got trolololololed
Dec 20 2011 7:53PM
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ForeverYung
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this thread is full of epic future seeing skills
Dec 20 2011 7:55PM
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k-fred
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Dec 20 2011 7:58PM
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Ski_ThEast
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new york football sucks,

the bills lost 30-23= 7

the jets lost 45-19= 26

the giants lost 23-10= 13

we will all die on 7/26/13  you just watch
Dec 20 2011 8:07PM
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PJS.
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oh my lord. lol.
Dec 20 2011 8:08PM
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theBearJew
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First ever conspiracy theory.

"The Jesus Theory"

Back in the day Jerusalem was the best place to live ever. Gods children lived there and they all were rewarded for being his children. They were able to do things like make miracles happen on command, walk on water, turn water into wine, etc.

Gods only limitation on his children were to not tell outsiders about their rewards. God didn't want the rest of the world being jealous and invading Jerusalem.

Then there was this guy Jesus Christ. He used all his rewards to get so much ass it was crazy. He boasted all the time about how he could do all this cool shit and just traveled the world ordering water at restaurants, then turning it into wine and making miracles everywhere.

At this point God is getting pretty pissed off. He warns the people of Jerusalem that they must stop Jesus or He will take their rewards away. He even warns Jesus himself.

Jesus does not listen at all! He just keeps going on and on boasting and showing off. God then needs to take away their rewards as punishment for Jesus.

After this the people of Jerusalem are pissed and decide to execute him by nailing him onto a cross.

The end.
Dec 20 2011 8:08PM
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Finnbear
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4 days before my birthday... :(
Dec 20 2011 8:21PM
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Ski_ThEast
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this explains a lot thank you
Dec 20 2011 8:22PM
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NickSki.
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20 + 12 - 14 is also 18 WHAT THE FUCK
Dec 20 2011 8:24PM
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Raptor.
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what?
Dec 20 2011 8:25PM
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james6345789
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so, it's 18 days after the 1st person realizes? (OP sucks at math)
Dec 20 2011 8:55PM
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Parks.
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i hate every fiber of your being.....


Dec 20 2011 8:57PM
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tj.hall
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Hai gaize..
In case anybody didn't recognize it, we don't die until 2012. Another year.
Dec 20 2011 8:57PM
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Childstar.
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I HERD JIBERISH IS MAKING TINFOIL HATS FOR THE 2012 WINTER DROP
Dec 20 2011 8:59PM
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