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Afeld
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The two brothers, 23-year-old Deangelo Rashard Mitchell and 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell, were taken into custody on allegations they had drugs in their car. While in the back of the police car, the older brother convinced the younger brother to eat cocaine, which he had hidden in his rectum. His young brother eventually agreed, and died of a drug overdose shortly afterwards.

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Dec 20 2011 5:59PM
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gnaRWal
Posts: 858 - Karma: 229
I would like to be like them when i get older...they are my heros!
Dec 20 2011 6:00PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
Sounds like a party!
Dec 20 2011 6:00PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
theres nothing like hiding drugs from the cops in your lower parts. Like the guy who hid crack cocaine under his foreskin, hahaha, genius!
Dec 20 2011 6:01PM
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fujarome
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that practice is not nearly as uncommon as you'd think...for some reason. Never heard of keister-stashing?! Assholes are practically the email of prisons.


oh and.....!


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Dec 20 2011 6:01PM
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timmi
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one of the wayans brothers died?
Dec 20 2011 6:03PM
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Logey.
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soooo... did the cop just observe them doing this or what....
Dec 20 2011 6:03PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
I swear to god nobody has ever "heard it all before" with shit like this going on

Dec 20 2011 6:10PM
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84891jnf92048
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i was just looking at this on Reddit...
Dec 20 2011 6:12PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
That's the only thing I hate about cocaine.

It makes me focussed and keeps me going for hours but that thought that it has probably been in a black persons ass for some time.......it really grosses me out sometimes.
Dec 20 2011 6:17PM
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TOAST.
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This isnt uncommon. Eating it while in the back of cop car might be, but smuggling drugs up your poopchute isnt.
Dec 20 2011 6:29PM
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dreadyboy
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Well I know where I'm stashing my shit if I ever start slinging crack.
Dec 20 2011 6:33PM
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Mike-O
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Maybe we could get a Cut vs. Uncut smuggler debate going on with this...?
Dec 20 2011 6:42PM
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cheezeNbacon
Posts: 341 - Karma: 145

nice this is good

Dec 20 2011 7:21PM
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Jane6
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I like your username.
Dec 21 2011 1:35AM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
hahaha this should not go unmissed
Dec 21 2011 1:38AM
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technique.
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wait what? i meant unseen/be missed
Dec 21 2011 1:39AM
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DIX~
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fuck no
Dec 21 2011 1:51AM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
haahahah
Dec 21 2011 2:00AM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
niice and the effin grandmas face is where i lost.
Dec 21 2011 2:01AM
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Davy.Crockett
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thats actually kind of sad. his brother is dead
Dec 21 2011 2:03AM
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Afeld
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Dec 21 2011 7:14AM
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Mike-O
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Damn, son.
Dec 21 2011 7:35AM
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ORDEAL
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vibes
Dec 21 2011 7:42AM
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Mike-O
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Dec 21 2011 9:00AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
oh ew. the "fingernail up the pisshole" just made me want to gag all over my computer.

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/10/cops-man-hid-crack-in-penis/

enjoy!

Dec 21 2011 10:05AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Tell me about it.
Dec 21 2011 11:20AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 21 2011 11:46AM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
YEEEAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 21 2011 11:48AM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
yeah, much better when it's been in a white person's ass.
Dec 21 2011 12:57PM
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Kratotalaga
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it would be really hard to fit an ounce of coke up your keister at least for me, i can only fit a quad max
Dec 21 2011 3:01PM
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theabortionator
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when in doubt boof it
Dec 21 2011 3:26PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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That would be a start.

But rather no ass at all.
Dec 22 2011 9:01AM
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