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So I was told today...

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1337
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IF YOU WERE HALF THE MAN HE WAS YOUD BE TEN UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT
Dec 17 2011 11:19PM
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Olimar
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hahaha really? i actually had no clue my friend told me that one when i told him to tell me a riddle and i thought it was hilarious. ive only been on here for like 6 months. sorry didnt realize it.
Dec 18 2011 11:08AM
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*monsterskier*
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this
Dec 18 2011 11:13AM
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act.resist
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MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
Dec 18 2011 11:59AM
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.frenchy
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Dec 18 2011 12:01PM
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act.resist
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Well whateva ima do what I want and so is Jamie IN OTHER NEWS: SHE TOLD ME I HAD BIG EARS, IM LUCKY TO HAVE THE OATMEAL
Dec 18 2011 12:14PM
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DaveM
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I USED TO BE A LAWYER, NOW I SHARE BREAKFAST WITH A DUMPSTER.
Dec 18 2011 12:47PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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WITH THE PLASTIC EYE BALLS, SPRAY PAINT THE VEGETABLES. DOG-FOOD STALLS WITH THE BEEFCAKE PANTYHOSE.
Dec 18 2011 12:51PM
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2_fadez
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I NEVER WOULD HAVE FINISHED MY HOMEWORK IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT CAT'S VAGINA
Dec 18 2011 12:57PM
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1337
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Dec 18 2011 2:57PM
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TechnoPotamus
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by the beard of zeus i finally see what's going on.



IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOWWWW

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Dec 19 2011 12:30AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Dec 19 2011 12:35AM
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1337
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IF I TOLD YOU YOU WERE CORRECT, I'D BE LYING OUT MY TUNACAN
Dec 19 2011 12:37AM
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act.resist
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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS APPLE SAUCE IF ONLY THE RODENTS KNEW
Dec 19 2011 12:41AM
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act.resist
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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS APPLE SAUCE IF ONLY THE RODENTS KNEW
Dec 19 2011 12:41AM
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TechnoPotamus
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HACK MY LEGS OFF AND CALL ME SHORTY, THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
Dec 19 2011 12:42AM
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act.resist
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I WAS TOLD TO CARROT SO I CUDDLED WITH THE CONVEYOR BELT
Dec 19 2011 12:44AM
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TechnoPotamus
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MISS MARY MACK MACK MACK MACK, DOING LINES OF CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK, I JIZZED ALL OVER HER BACK BACK BACK BACK AND THEN SHE GAVE ME A SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK
Dec 19 2011 12:45AM
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Davy.Crockett
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LOUD NOICES!
Dec 19 2011 12:50AM
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act.resist
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SUSAN DID YOU GET THE OVEN PREPARED, IT'S ONLY TEN O CLOCK AND MY BABY IS HAVING SEISURES
Dec 19 2011 12:51AM
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Davy.Crockett
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NOISES TITS. TITTS
Dec 19 2011 12:51AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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Dec 19 2011 12:51AM
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pelle_munch
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I HID THE ORANGE UNDER THE CARPET, BUT THE PYRAMIDS ARE DELIGHTFUL.
Dec 19 2011 12:52AM
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act.resist
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF WHAM!? MOMMY WHY DOES THE CRACK DEALER NEXT DOOR SLEEP OVER SOMETIMES
Dec 19 2011 1:00AM
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LittleFoot
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wtf is this. Can someone tell me I don't feel like doing research to find out what this inside joke is about
Dec 19 2011 1:42AM
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WestWoods
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Dec 19 2011 1:42AM
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GayWolf420
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WHEN I WAS....A YOUNG BOY.
Dec 19 2011 1:42AM
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act.resist
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SHE GAVE ME A WINK SO I KNEW I WAS ALOUD TO TAKE THE OAK TREE
Dec 19 2011 1:47AM
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1337
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THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE LESS OBVIOUS THE PINEAPPLE BECOMES ON TUESDAY
Dec 19 2011 1:51AM
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act.resist
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IF I WERE TALLER ID BE A LAMP POST
Dec 19 2011 1:56AM
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act.resist
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I THINK HE'S DRUNK BUT ONLY IF HE FACES NORTH
Dec 19 2011 1:58AM
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MN_Nice
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THE NUMBER 8. YAH.
Dec 19 2011 2:00AM
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ILLinoisance
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WHY IS THE DOG CHURNING BUTTER WHEN THE END OF THE WORLD WAS YESTERDAY?
Dec 19 2011 2:00AM
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Milksteak
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What the fuck is this shit?
Dec 19 2011 2:00AM
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act.resist
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A WISE MAN ONCE SAID IF YOU ARE TO THE WINDOW THEN YOU WILL BE TO THE WALL
Dec 19 2011 2:02AM
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PeterWojnar
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DID I SEE THE MONKEY AT THE ZOO? NO BECAUSE THE PINEAPPLE WAS TOO BIG TO SWALLOW
Dec 19 2011 2:16AM
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wait.what
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Dec 19 2011 2:26AM
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JWoods
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR FACE BUT IF I HAD I'D SAY "OSTENTATIOUS"
Dec 19 2011 2:32AM
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pelle_munch
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I ATE A MODERATELY LARGE PUMPKIN AFTER WIFFLE BALL PRACTICE.
Dec 19 2011 2:35AM
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blatt
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Lol internet relationships...
Dec 19 2011 2:40AM
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LittleFoot
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Ok. I guess you guys are all super cool cause you're in the know
Dec 19 2011 2:42AM
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.frenchy
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How does that even work ...
Dec 19 2011 6:39AM
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act.resist
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You realize that you're incredibly stupid right? Obviously it's the same thing as long distance
Dec 19 2011 8:16AM
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Parrish
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LOL

yeaaaa


:)
Dec 19 2011 9:07AM
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5oup5teeze
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS THREAD! BUT I LAUGHED ANYWAYS WHILE READING IT!
Dec 19 2011 10:37AM
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.frenchy
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You realize that is you're incredibly stupid and this " relationship" has 0 chance of it actually working.. But have fun talking on skype for the next few weeks until you see how stupid you are. :) have a nice day
Dec 19 2011 11:32AM
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act.resist
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Hahaha ok you know everything I guess
Dec 19 2011 11:34AM
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.frenchy
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No shit I'm frenchy..
Dec 19 2011 11:37AM
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1337
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WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREA-







oh.
Dec 19 2011 11:37AM
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Raz.
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awwww snayap
Dec 19 2011 11:43AM
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eljusto.
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Internet relationshis are serious shit frenchy, who doesnt want to have a nice night out on neopets with their lady friend.
Dec 19 2011 11:45AM
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