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What to do when not skiing?

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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
any suggestions, K+ for legit answers........ im bored as fuck right now
Dec 17 2011 11:12AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
masturbate fiercely !
Dec 17 2011 11:13AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
kendama, skiing game,fap, movi...
Dec 17 2011 11:14AM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
fuck bitches. get money.






also fap.
Dec 17 2011 11:15AM
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613.
Posts: 827 - Karma: 164
This. We all furiously masturbate when not skiing.
Dec 17 2011 11:16AM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
i ve already faped..-_-
Dec 17 2011 11:18AM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
cod mod 3
Dec 17 2011 11:19AM
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lukewalnuts
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 152
kendama, longboard, sleep, think about skiing, NS
Dec 17 2011 11:20AM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
tru say....... anyone play skrim?
Dec 17 2011 11:21AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Get girls topless on omegle and take screen shots of it while masturbating fiercely.
Dec 17 2011 11:24AM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
i like how u think my firend:D
Dec 17 2011 11:27AM
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CliffyByro
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well fap again dammit!
Dec 17 2011 11:31AM
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JWD*
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:D

Dec 17 2011 11:32AM
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yuck
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get high and then fap again
Dec 17 2011 11:34AM
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Deluge
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only thing you need to know right here.
Dec 17 2011 11:59AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
this and the omegle thing take up roughly 99% of my time when not on the mountain during the winter.
Dec 17 2011 12:02PM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
take a nice long poop?
Dec 17 2011 12:03PM
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gus555
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I've never once been bored.
Dec 17 2011 12:06PM
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Guck
Posts: 528 - Karma: 221
live life.
Dec 17 2011 12:09PM
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207
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beat off.
Dec 17 2011 12:11PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
learn to play an instrument and sing
guitar and ukulele are easy and so much fun
Dec 17 2011 12:13PM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
do they make left handed ukeles?
Dec 17 2011 3:19PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i masturbate furiously while skiing.
Dec 17 2011 3:22PM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 43
Go to work and groom the mountain
Dec 17 2011 3:35PM
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Rextski
Posts: 124 - Karma: 13
Teach yourself to weave baskets. Or daydreamof sking.
Dec 17 2011 3:54PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Heres something weird, I haven't had the urge to jerk in like two weeks
Dec 17 2011 3:55PM
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timmi
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go to old age homes with a black hood and a staff and tell the old people they've got a week left.
Dec 17 2011 3:57PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
FACEBOOK
Dec 17 2011 4:00PM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
play jibbin all day
Dec 17 2011 4:11PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
get drruunk
Dec 17 2011 4:26PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
Jib curbs
Dec 17 2011 4:34PM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
yea man!!!!!!
Dec 17 2011 4:36PM
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
How old are you and where do you live? Guns are one of my favorite hobbies. Easy to get into in most states and cheap if you just want to plink. You can pick up a good used .22lr for under a bill and ammo is cheap or if you have $ and really wanna have fun get an AR15 I've spent the last 2 years practicing and skill level in endless no matter how many years you shoot you can always excel. It gets stress off, helps you meet awesome people and is fun! Plus it's an awesome first date to bring a girl shooting
Dec 17 2011 4:38PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
well, fap again, what you waitin for??
Dec 17 2011 4:45PM
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jewFro
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Dec 17 2011 4:55PM
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derbski
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AND NOW, FOR MY 3000th and most likely MOST USEFUL POST EVER.... I tell you how to make your own disposable $3 fleshlight

-Buy super-lubed condom
-unwrap, roll open, and flip inside out (lube-side-in)
-grab a towel, not a nice one
-go to a couch, not a nice one
-fold towel twice, crease side towards the back of the couch, open side just peeking out through the cushion
-add a few drops of water to the condom, less is more
-flatten condom lenghtwise to remove as much air as possible
-insert dong, again, try to get out all of the air
-flop dong/condom apparatus onto bottom fold of towel
-put top fold of towel over dong
-put cushion on top of towel
AAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD
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Dec 17 2011 5:04PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Sex
Sex
Sex
Watch a film
Sex
Sex
Sex
Eat
Sex
Sex
Sex
Dec 17 2011 5:08PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i just use the towel part as a fleshlight. i'm not into fucking coutches
Dec 17 2011 5:08PM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
Fap till you run out of sperm
Dec 17 2011 5:57PM
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Parks.
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Get friends or get a kendama
Dec 17 2011 6:11PM
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cow.
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one of best games ever is free


Dec 17 2011 6:37PM
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ForeverYung
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Skyrom FTW!!!
Dec 17 2011 8:13PM
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JWD*
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im only 16-_- FML
Dec 17 2011 8:38PM
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JIBpsy^^
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this afternoon we got our ski poles clipped em together them drove around blasting ghetto rap pretending to do drive by shootings with our ski poles. We drive by shot a traffic director.
Dec 17 2011 8:42PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
fap and then get high again
Dec 17 2011 11:01PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
Learn to crochet then sell the beanies you make to your friends. There are a ton of "how to" videos on youtube.
Dec 17 2011 11:07PM
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TechnoPotamus
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and then fap some more and just shoot blanks like a boss
Dec 17 2011 11:09PM
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caliskigirl
Posts: 393 - Karma: 67
This.
Sounds like you have fap down, so I recommend fucking bitches and getting money.
If that fails, then there is always watching ski videos or messing around on newschoolers? Or have a couple back up sports so that you can still have fun outside and be in shape for when you can ski?
Dec 17 2011 11:21PM
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Jthoms
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solid fifteen posts about fapping in this thread
Dec 17 2011 11:31PM
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CashmereCat
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Rollerblade, sleep, or both
Dec 18 2011 12:24AM
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sherwood4099
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Probably not the smartest idea these days people are so freaking sensetive and in some places brandishing a "mock weapon" toward strangers in public is a crime. I guarantee that doing that to a cop would be taken as a threat. Not in anyway saying i think this is how thing should be but we live in a butthurt politically correct society and it gets worse every year.  Some 9yr old kid got arrest or suspended or both this week for pointing a pizza slice at friends at lunch that teachers thought looked like a gun google it ahah
Dec 18 2011 12:27AM
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