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What to do if my girlfriend says I cant wear Tall T's anymore?

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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
Help me out here.

Im sure you all have some clever excuses as to why wearing shit that's tall as fuck is practical in every day life (ie to wear to grandmas funeral?



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Dec 14 2011 11:41PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
you wore a talk tee to a funeral?

Fucking Christ, kids these days.
Dec 14 2011 11:41PM
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kamron_708
Posts: 944 - Karma: 1,129
Inb4 pee in her butt
Dec 14 2011 11:42PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
don't have a girlfriend. they are fucking heartless. all of them. all girls. fuck me.
Dec 14 2011 11:42PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6302 - Karma: 6,567
Poop on her clothes
Dec 14 2011 11:43PM
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
First piece of legitimate advice I've seen in a while.
Dec 14 2011 11:43PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
well, ditch the t's or ditch the bj's, your choice
Dec 14 2011 11:48PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
dutch oven her, but instead of farting under the covers just straight up diarrhea your your huggies. when she starts freaking out yell that this is a.) because she touches herself at night and b.) because you demand the right to wear tall tees and masturbate with strawberry jelly at your leisure.
Dec 14 2011 11:48PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
1. stop wearing them
2. dump her
3. poop on the grandfather


id go with a mix of 2 and 3


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Dec 14 2011 11:48PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
God, I am so proud to be your wifey.
Dec 14 2011 11:49PM
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Stose
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Just dont wear tall ts anymore
Dec 14 2011 11:50PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
Bang her mother
Dec 14 2011 11:50PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
your an inconsiderate bitch for wearing anything tall to a funeral you douche
Dec 14 2011 11:51PM
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steezology101
Posts: 200 - Karma: 12
This. Tall tees should only be worn when appropriate. A funeral is not appropriate. I'm siding with the GF on this one.
Dec 14 2011 11:51PM
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gnarnia.
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this. disrespectful man, jesus.
Dec 14 2011 11:52PM
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PJS.
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Dec 14 2011 11:55PM
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saskskierftw
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Dec 14 2011 11:56PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
wait people actually wear tall t's outside of skiing?? hahahahaha
Dec 15 2011 12:00AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
grow balls, slap her in the teeth, go to jail and wear tall jumpsuit.
Dec 15 2011 12:05AM
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.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 72
Actually to my Grandmother's funeral a couple weekends ago, I wore a trench coat. Very tall, and steezy.


(Just making a light hearted joke about the situation, by the way. I was very sad about it.)
Dec 15 2011 12:05AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
If she tells you that, heed the advice. Yea, you may think you're fine and dandy, as would most of your cohorts. However, everybody else probably thinks you're a dumbass simply by the clothes you choose to wear. While that may seem vain, it is the way shit works. Heed the advice. You aren't doing any favors to yourself or your girlfriend by dressing like a clown.
Dec 15 2011 12:07AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
Grow the fuck up and choose between a girlfriend or looking like a gangster.

If she says you can't waer them while skiing then dump that whore
Dec 15 2011 12:09AM
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.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 72
grandmothers*
Dec 15 2011 12:10AM
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soulskier
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Dec 15 2011 12:11AM
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.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 72
Yes I corrected my own post. It's not grandmother's but grandmothers.
Sorry it was bugging me, and I'm extremely overtired so I really am not thinking right now...
Dec 15 2011 12:14AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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tell her to stop hatin, if that doesnt work then dump the bitch
Dec 15 2011 12:14AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Your wrong for wearing one to a funeral but still she can't tell you what to do
Dec 15 2011 12:15AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
She says you can't wear tall tees to a funeral = she has more common sense than you.

She says you can't wear tall tees anymore, period, and you took that like a little whipped bitch = get out now, or she will soon own your soul.
Dec 15 2011 12:16AM
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Lucas
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i really hope op was trolling
Dec 15 2011 12:18AM
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soulskier
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haha, i think you were right the first time
Dec 15 2011 12:20AM
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.Ian.
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Ah fuck you're right. I wrote it and was like "wait that says (grandmother is) that's not fucking right!" I'm sorry my grammar is terrible. I have to sleep... now. Haha
Dec 15 2011 12:23AM
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Wesley.P
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BUT WHAT ABOUT TALL TEE TUESDAY????
Dec 15 2011 12:33AM
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mobfadays
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you need to say "okay anything for you babe".then you are going to fuck her one last time (or maybe your first). then you need to dump her. and THEN pee in her butt hole
Dec 15 2011 12:44AM
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JHendrix
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kids these days are so impressionable
Dec 15 2011 12:47AM
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WestWoods
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Grab the tall tee that goes past the knees, stuff her under the tall tee so her face is next to the sack. keep this up for a long time. Then she will learn you don't EVER. FUUCK. with the Tall Tee!
Dec 15 2011 12:48AM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
well fuck, as long as it was a black tall tee. Someone died, doesn't matter what you wear.
Dec 15 2011 1:12AM
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Davy.Crockett
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post a picture...
Dec 15 2011 2:08AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
Wear your tall tee ... but put it inside your pants.
Dec 15 2011 2:40AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Thats just fucking weird..

the reason i wear tall tees at home, in school etc is that they're comfortable and usually they tend to have pretty awesome designs.
/haters gonna hate
Dec 15 2011 2:47AM
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jahmin44
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Dec 15 2011 2:51AM
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.skiwi.
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get rid of her
Dec 15 2011 3:08AM
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Gstrong
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CUNT
Dec 15 2011 3:30AM
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SauceHelmet
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epic facepalm
Dec 15 2011 3:31AM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
Tall Tees are fucking dumb. Get some clothes that fit.
Dec 15 2011 3:41AM
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TijmenDal
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Dec 15 2011 4:25AM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39

You could try dressing like a normal person and begin to be accepted back into society after years of lookin like a tard wearing a dress. tall t's hardly ever look good off the mountain.

Dec 15 2011 6:35AM
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ECB
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quoting for emphasis on the "C"
Dec 15 2011 6:40AM
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jamers
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you know what to do: SMACK A HOE
Dec 15 2011 8:45AM
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northeast
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don't wear a tall tee to a funeral.

however, if she wants to change up the way you dress and what you like to wear, tell her that you're gonna be you and not change for her. i had a similar problem, my ex girlfriend tried to get me to stop stretching my ears and close them up. i gave her the option of either being with me as i am and as i want to be, or not being with me at all. as was said before, "don't be a whipped little bitch." don't change for some girl.
Dec 15 2011 8:51AM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80

I'm setting up a meter repair station in this thread.

10  bucks to fix your meter.

Dec 15 2011 8:58AM
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