A photon checks into a hotel and the barhop asks him if he needs help with his luggage. He responds, "No thanks, I'm traveling light!"
So this electron is talking to his buddies in his ground state and he tells his friend about this hot electron that he met the other day in a higher energy level. His friend asks him how he's going to contact her and he replies, "I got her quantum number!"
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'd like some H20"
Another man says, "I'd like some H20 too."
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He died
And I'm done