Replying to phantoms: a lame infomercial

anyone here checked out the phantom ski website. whoever wrote that site obviously has experience with late night infomercials. they make the skis seem so lame. i was waiting for them to tell me that if i call within the next 20 minutes ill get a free juicer and theyll take a full payment off the purchase price. sorry guys, declare bankruptcy now to avoid further embarasement.
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