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Missed exam.. legit excuses?

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teebs-jr
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I had an exam last friday in a fucking bird course. I knew I was going to ace it so I got hammered the night before, slept through my alarm and am now fucked. To have my exam deffered and be able to write it again I either need a medical excuse with proof from a doctor or an excuse of compassion, again I somehow need proof of that. Any suggestions?

Sparknotes: Need an excuse of either medical or compassion, also need document of proof
Dec 14 2011 1:31PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i'd just tell them that, they ought to understand
Dec 14 2011 1:34PM
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PhaedeD
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find something from a funeral on the internet, throw it in photoshop, change the date. MONEY.

Or if your mom is cool say your mom was incredible sick for 2 weeks and you had no choice but to go home and help her with stuff. Have mom write an email confirming the story, thats where the cool mom comes in. if she is really cool have her holla at me.
Dec 14 2011 1:34PM
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skithesprings
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your dog was dying then died and he was your childhood companion, you went home for the death and funeral.

It worked for me.
Dec 14 2011 1:35PM
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panojibber
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My friend spent a week in a hospital after a near death injury and he had a hard enough time getting his exams deferred, he was recovering for months and had notes from specialists, psychologists, neuropsychiatrists, and the school was going to make him write them anyways but eventually they caught on and he got out of it.

It is incredibly hard to get a medical (or any kind of) exemption at university, especially in a situation like this. You failed your exam, and now you have to deal with it. I can't help but think you're a dumbass for getting hammered the night before your exam.
Dec 14 2011 1:36PM
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.AR6rider.
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Lol getting drunk before finals. Freshman mistake. It doesn't matter how easy/stupid your final is, you always wait until after to get fucked up.
Dec 14 2011 1:39PM
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teebs-jr
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Some really great advice guys


Dec 14 2011 1:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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What the fuck did you expect? Your dumb ass slept through your alarm on exam day. Grow the fuck up and accept the consequences for being retarded.
Dec 14 2011 1:42PM
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LittleFoot
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Don't find an excuse just get drunk and fuck up. You seem to be good at that.
Dec 14 2011 1:44PM
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YoursAndMind
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This. Also, are you sure you dont have any "free" deferrals, I know at my school we are able to have like two deferrals during your time at school or something like that without question.
Dec 14 2011 1:45PM
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notadoctor
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I did the same thing in my first year. I just told my dean that I forgot to attend and since other people had already deferred the same test it wasn't that big of a deal. They let me rewrite and told me not to do it again.
Dec 14 2011 1:48PM
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panojibber
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This. I do feel for you though, I've done some pretty stupid shit regarding school hahha. As a general rule now I'm not taking classes that aren't required or really a specific area of interest for me. You can save yourself a lot of money and time if you avoid courses you won't be interested in anyways.
Dec 14 2011 1:52PM
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icon1234
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Go meet with your professor in person, and tell him that during the night before the final one of your roommates overloaded power circuit/fuse to your room and caused your room to lose power. Then you say since I have a alarm clock and the power went out, it reset and my alarm never went off and I slept through the exam. That is your best bet of trying to retake the final. There is no way it can be disproven, and can easily happen. Going to the Dean with a medical excuse is going to be a disaster. Your best off dealing with the professor as it will be informal and the grading is entirely up to him, you go to someone above him they are going to follow strict university protocol, which will suck for you.

My dad is a professor, so I have heard most of the tricks, and I think this is your best shot. O yea the above situation happend to one of my friends, since then I have set 3 alarms, one clock, and two more on my phone before exams/finals, I suggest you do the same if plan on drinking the night before a final.
Dec 14 2011 1:54PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
This. Your only real course of action is to tell your teacher that your alarm was broken and that you weren't woken up to go to the final. That really only works if you show up right after the test though. The longer you wait, the slimmer your chances of success are.
Dec 14 2011 1:55PM
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daskis
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You should have found the professor immediately after you woke up and told him/her that you accidentally slept through your alarm looking really concerned and apologetic...

But now that you're screwed, go to mommy or daddy and tell them that you slept through your alarm and you're screwed. They'll write an email. That's what mommys and daddys do.

Next time, don't be so dumb. You couldn't wait a day to get hammered?
Dec 14 2011 2:04PM
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TheClap.
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Dec 14 2011 2:05PM
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saskskier
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Unfortunately, you probably should have thought of something to tell your prof on Friday, not today. I missed a final after thinking it was in the afternoon instead of the morning. I went to the prof right away and wrote it right then.
Dec 14 2011 2:08PM
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NW_Rider
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Last Friday? You are certainly fucked by now. There is not much for excuses in which you can produce no evidence that would warrant not even contacting the prof about the matter for 5 days. I'd say this one is in the history books, learn from it and move on.
Dec 14 2011 2:11PM
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icon1234
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O I thought this happend like yesterday or today, not last Friday. Yea your screwed .
Dec 14 2011 2:13PM
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OssargYormada
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You pooped your pants and had to run to Walmart for new underwear..
worked for me...
Dec 14 2011 2:15PM
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yuck
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youre probably fucked man
Dec 14 2011 2:16PM
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OssargYormada
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My instructor laughed in my face and let me take the exam
Dec 14 2011 2:17PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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say you got kidnapped but you cant go to the police yet because they still have the rest of your family, youre the only one who could escape.
Dec 14 2011 2:35PM
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flexpattern
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I over slept for an exam once (didn't get hammered etc.) - I emailed my tutor, told him that i was really unwell the night before and in the morning and that I could not face cycling to campus in my condition. When he asked for more information I just told him that it was "bad at both ends". He understood. Took the exam a week later no questions asked. Still hate myself for it though, have no idea how i managed to over sleep.
Dec 14 2011 2:43PM
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Anathema
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go to the hospital right away and see a doctor for SOMETHING.

when you finally see him, ask a doctor's note. say it's "just to document that you were there, for future purposes". don't say it's cause you missed an exam or anyhting.

i suggest you go and say that your throat is really sore and are having trouble swallowing, or maybe that you whacked your head on the ground and have a headache and just wanted to play it safe by seeing a doc.
Dec 14 2011 2:46PM
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CassiusClay
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Have fun letting your friend break your arm!
Dec 14 2011 2:49PM
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VT_scratch
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yo its actually not very hard to get exams deferred at ubc.

Just from being in the ubc hospital for checkups on a buncha shit last year and this, some docs have been like, "so do you want a note so you can have exams or deadlines pushed back further?"

I don't understand how the school would have given rowens a hard time, that's some bullshit
Dec 14 2011 3:11PM
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derbski
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Strep throat. Find somebody who has had it recently, or who has had gonorrhea, chlamydia, or anything that you would need anti-biotics for. Bring in that empty pack and say you had strep throat
Dec 14 2011 3:41PM
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caucasian_chad
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LOL, notes from parents in college.

Sounds like you need a doctor friend ASAP.
Dec 14 2011 3:47PM
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.AR6rider.
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Somehow I don't think bringing in an empty bottle of antibiotics with someone else's name on it will do anything for his situation.
Dec 14 2011 3:50PM
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blackmamba.
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why did you wait this long?! i would have gone to see the prof asap and said i had some seriously explosive diarrhea that lasted for hours or something. furthermore, if you were doing well in the class i'd make him take a look at your grades to prove that im not some dumbass student making up a horrible excuse to postpone my exam date
Dec 14 2011 3:56PM
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derbski
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worked for me. My room mate had a sinus infection and he got a package of 6 pills in a box that said zithromax on it. I peeled off the perscription sticker, brought it into a teacher, and told them I had strep.
Dec 14 2011 4:19PM
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DERS.
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ahahahha ur fucked...
Dec 14 2011 4:30PM
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HalfandHalf
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tell them you were really really depressed, they cant say you werent and you dont need a doctors note for that
Dec 14 2011 4:34PM
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J.M
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could not have said it any better.
Dec 14 2011 4:37PM
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panojibber
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His program probably more than anything.

Doctor's note =/= instantly pushed back, the school makes the decision based on how much you need it. You have to ask them, then they make a decision. You basically need to be completely unable to write exams, and be able to prove it. I think there's a lot of stuff that you could get notes for and they would make you write it anyways. Just my opinion though, based on the 1 person I've seen try to defer exams.
Dec 14 2011 5:15PM
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comeatmebro
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lol last friday? are you retarded?

sleeping through your final exam is bad enough...but then waiting almost a week to even contact your professor is straight retarded.

you had hope...you could've easily gotten that deferred if you contacted him friday by email or something. however, by now, all hope is lost. dumbass.
Dec 14 2011 5:23PM
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Finnbear
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Just say you were busy having sex.
Dec 14 2011 6:27PM
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PhaedeD
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seen this shit work... no joke.
Dec 14 2011 9:37PM
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northeast
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you sir are a fucking idiot. apologize to your professor for being more concerned about partying than honoring the trust that your parents put into your lazy ass by paying expensive college tuition, beg for forgiveness, and hope he gives you a second chance.
Dec 14 2011 9:57PM
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alexg1687
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The best excuse is going to be one based on the truth. Key word: based. So you got drunk and slept through your exam. How about this: You were studying and your friends spiked your drink bottle with vodka without you knowing, thinking it would be a great joke. They didn't know you had an exam the next day and that you needed to study hard for it. The result is you went to bed drunk and slept in, missed your exam and you've been trying to work out what happened since. But only this morning two of your friends finally admitted to what they did. Use friends outside university if you can, so they can't be punished. But if they're willing to write a letter and give phone numbers for reference sake then you might be able to get away with it. Through the whole thing play the dumb card...."why would I drink intentionally the night before an exam??"...."I've been wondering why I felt like rubbish for days now!"
Dec 14 2011 10:22PM
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ski93
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take all your study notes to your professor as proof that you were well prepared. You'll sound more convincing if you use this along with a valid excuse. I'd probably just go with the truth, say it's your first year and you're not familiar with the exam routine. Mention that you had lots of exams this year and were overwhelmed with so many to study for.
Dec 14 2011 10:52PM
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ski93
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Oh and since it's a week for today, you might even be able to get away with saying you "misread" the date or your friend told you it was on Friday
Dec 14 2011 10:54PM
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shocker611
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that is.... RETARDED. what professor is gonna believe that you were so naive that you didnt notice that there was alcohol in your cup? really?
Dec 15 2011 12:28AM
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extravert
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why would you take a class on fucking birds?
Dec 15 2011 12:32AM
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will_powder
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Vodka tastes like water....yeah right
Dec 15 2011 12:47AM
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derbski
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Wait, its a bird class? Tell the professor that you got attacked by a cassowary.

If you have no shame whatsoever and a common last name just look in the obituaries from any town within 300 miles for somebody with the same last name as you who died early in the week and who had a funeral on friday.

BULLETPROOF PLAN IF YOU CAN IGNORE YOUR CONSCIENCE ENTIRELY, here is one that you will not have to provide any proof for. Tell them that your girlfriend got pregnant and had her abortion scheduled for friday right before your exam. If the prof. seems conservative tell him that you went with her to try to change her mind last minute; if they seem liberal tell him that you went with for moral support. In any case, tell the professor that you planned to take her to the appointment, bring her home, and take the exam, but that on the way home you both had a mental breakdown and could not take a test at all and that you had to stay with her.
Dec 15 2011 12:53AM
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alexg1687
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Thats why I said you have to play dumb....if he asks why you didn't taste the vodka just say you had no idea. You didn't even know what happened until your friends confessed.
Dec 15 2011 6:25AM
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LittleFoot
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The obituary thing is such a good plan haha
Dec 15 2011 9:20AM
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