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Boners in public

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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
it happens to the best of us.


ever been seen in class or somewhere else with a raging hard on?
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theabortionator
Posts: 52372 - Karma: 171,240
Swimming. Easy to get, hard to hide :)
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
You know you'd tube'r.
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oldirtypatstard
Posts: 785 - Karma: 331
genius
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
i think you love tall tees,
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
was it by any chance a newschooler who commented "id like to ravage her in that field"? i lold

also more ham spanking = less boners in public
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ThelastMelon
Posts: 86 - Karma: 12
all the time

spiral staircase im walking behind some chick in tights i get hard and im walking with a limp for the next 3 minutes..
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Today during socials I got a raging boner.
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Math classes, every time. Certain things are so boring to me they will literally knock me out even if I'm not tired. Live classic music and math lectures are the worst offenders. Then I get really sleepy, and start sort of passing out for a second. Then I wake up and.....morning wood. Its a vicious cycle, and I would honestly get one like almost every math lecture.
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,297
when teachers get them it is the funniest to watch them try and hide them.
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
I immediately tell the person closest to me and when they look I call them gay, then smack then with it.
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Sometimes i get boners when Im driving fast, or playing Cod and i get an insanely good game. Kinda weird
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skiingblowsme
Posts: 664 - Karma: 100
This. One day my teacher had one and everyone knew he did. It's uialriuos because he is a catholic brother
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
I lol'd
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TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
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AlwaysDisagrees
Posts: 248 - Karma: 39
I just keep it in the twelve o'clock position at all times so that when I do get a boner, it's already tucked away.
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
I always get them when I'm on the bus and I need to take a piss. Fuck you, potholes.
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
Lol wtf is the 12 o clock position haha
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rockyhockey11187
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 15
maybe i was just really high at the time, but has anyone else noticed the face on the right side of Idaho
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StreetsOfRage
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fuck yea, Idaho represent!!
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Flacko
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this especialy when its the bread and wine thing thank god i dont go to church too often
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
when you get a boner you turn it strait up and put it under your waist band very usefull
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PartyMatt
Posts: 87 - Karma: 10
NO HOMO

Dude, bitches man. The answer to any question for a guy, " BITCHES MAN". It's a male understatement.
My point is I get unpredictable fully torcked boners when I question the sexual orientation of any situation when bitches are physically present. At this point, I'll usually just sit down, and call it a camp out.... What the fuck else to say about a boner; this one bitch at school always sits on my lap, and she says " why the fuck do you already have a boner?", well... WHY THE FUCK NOT, AND FUCK YOU.  NOT MY FUCKING FAULT YOUR TITS ARE BIGGER THAN HEAVENZ!

Other than that, display of public boners (DPB) is just like breathing,,, its an everyday thing, you usually dont notice it, and its natural.

BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER.



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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
I always get one when we kneel down before and pray for acceptance or whatever. I guess it's gods work
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
Hahahahaha

This one time I went over to my neighbor's house to feed their pets while they were away on vacation.  I had a raging boner, but had to piss really bad.  So I had to sit down cause it hurt to bend it down to get leverage, and I looked up and across the hall (didn't close the door since I was their alone) and made direct eye contact with a life-size cutout of Justin Bieber on accident.  I've never felt gayer in my entire life..
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Shireshredder
Posts: 331 - Karma: 57
Fuck yeah misfits!
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Sklar
Posts: 8865 - Karma: 31,617
Hah
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no_steeze
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last summer i was wearing loose athletic shorts in the supermarket with my girlfriend and she started grabbing my dick in the cake mix aisle and then she walked away and i had to get a cake box to cover it up. later in the week i was cooking bacon in her kitchen and she was standing behind me with her hands down my pants and her mom walked in so she let go and walked away and i had to push my dick up against the oven so it wouldn't stick out while her mom talked to me about the bacon i was cooking
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SacZiplock
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oh ! this is sooo true haha
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Laurent.
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Can't be more awkward then this:
(Can't blame him with Cheryl Cole as a judge.)


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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
holy shit this is great i lol'ed so hard
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JIB_WALRUS
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^ thats like a nightmere
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Kangbang
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And another one for some reason
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cwillygood
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hahahaha thats great
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Poems
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Today I was getting an M.R.I. and the nurse was bangin' and i got a really hard one in the machine and all i had on was that skimpy gown and my boxers. Thank god i was all the way at the back...
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I.B
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Good god.

One time iwas in the backseat on the way home from a football game and me and this girl where fucking around. and i had a hard one, well we dropped her off and her mom comes out and starts talking to me and i have the largest boner of my life.
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mew3
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
Wow, I feel so bad for him
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
just set that as my status. anyways, boners in public suck. i just like to imagine filling my mouth with pubes someone just shaved. that kills it pretty quick. nice image.
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LDV
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What a trooper.
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LevelFour
Posts: 144 - Karma: 12
Wasn't that good..
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AlwaysDisagrees
Posts: 248 - Karma: 39
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zues
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lmao same here. i always get them about 3 minutes before arriving at the destination. the car always give me them.
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squibble
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happened to me too, i had to do a speech and i had a rager. i brought a textbook up with me and hid behind it. of course it went away once i started talking and got distracted
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chicken
Posts: 6844 - Karma: 2,122
haha i got NRB's deep into my teens. Last one was probably in grade 12.
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chicken
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haha that might be misinterpreted a bit too
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remster
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Hahahaha lol'd hard. Quality post!
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steezy69
Posts: 251 - Karma: 184
well since we reached the third page...the most awkward time to get a boner is when you at a party and you and your buddy get dancing with the sluttiest hottest chicks there but you're not quite buzzed enough for some whisky dick and while she is grindin all up on your shit and basically giving a hand job with her ass, you pop a woody that she probably can definitely feel. true story happened two weekends ago. and the best is when you have to do some "crazy" dance moves to get in the 12 o'clock tuck position. good times
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
all that means is she's doing her job right...
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steezy69
Posts: 251 - Karma: 184
oh she was real good at it for sure...wish she woulda stuck around a little longer that night thats for sure
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SacZiplock
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omg lol
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